Happy 2023 - Drunk Spergery

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Microplastics continue to reduce people's collective IQ.

Ethan Ralph releases the Portugal Trilogy (The Zack Sneeyder cut) .

Chant-Ali, decides to move to Bangladesh, where she is discovered to be of a sacred lineage, treated like royalty, never to leave her throne.

Trauschwitz (Aka Alpaca Mass grave) is permanently closed, tranchers nowhere to be seen, will become a myth in history and people will question if it ever existed with only a handful of Kiwis knowing the truth.

Stinkditch cows' become angrier as ther wounds become more closed. They consume themselves in rage.

Rekieta will embrace degeneracy, long decline follows, gay ops ensues, it will all be Null's fault.

Patrick S. Tomlinson will remain fat.

Null fails to get a fire cape on livestream by failing at wave 62, blames it on his OBS.
 
School shootings
Thoughts and prayers
Public opinions on troons continue to decline
The ralphamale gets got again
Chantal will remain fat

And the farms will rise again every time
 
Just a few quick ones, not comprehensive by any means:

Keffals will attempt suicide. If not that far, he will certainly push his attention-seeking behavior further as the grifted GFM 100k dwindles and with it, his relevancy and reputation as the news of KF being back up continues to spread to his teenage tranny followers.

Liz-Fong Ding Dong Long Gone Elliot Jones will pull out one or two more big heaps of bullshit in an attempt to kill the site and Internet at large. If these do not work, he will begin to enter a massive meltdown period and we will laugh.

Boogie2988 will not die but may be put into the hospital at some point. Possible that it's just for attention/pity, possible that it will be a legitimate health concern. 75/25 chances respectively.

PreciousLeaf will have a large new ween arc occur. How this manifests itself, I don't know for certain. Just that someone will attempt to fuck with him in a similar vein to many of the later Chris trolls. KF will likely intervene and dox this ween/group of weens as they have for other PL weens before.

Andrew Tate will get out of jail somehow and ride the martyrdom grift gravy train to new heights. Will still make a total jackass out of himself on Twitter and will likely end up in jail again.

Kevin Gibes will not have sex. Wedge will not receive a thread. The Tranch may collapse, or at the very least begin to enter the early stages of collapse. The recent alpaca mass grave confirmations will be a big point of contention for them that they will attempt to gaslight as a lie made up by Earl and his transphobic death squad KF operatives.

Elon Musk will transfer ownership away from Twitter to someone who is just as insistent on maintaining free speech, though possibly less vocal about it. Likely that one Trump relative that was brought up recently. The usual suspects (trannies and soyfaggots) will forget about Elon and develop Derangement Syndrome for this new person.

Chris's lawyer (forgot his name. Heilburg?) will do something to demonstrate Chris's ability to adapt/live with others again. It will fail and wherever Chris ends up will be his final destination, at least for a while. That will happen later in the year. (also for the record my money is on group home or something similar)

That's everything I could come up with. I don't know shit, but I hope I'm right about some of these things because they sound like they could be really fucking funny. Have a Happy New Years and a great 2023, Kiwifrens! :heart-full:
 
He will wipe away every tear from their eyes, and death shall be no more, neither shall there be mourning, nor crying, nor pain anymore, for the former things have passed away.”

Revelation 21:4​

 
Keffals: Either an hero or detransition.

Tommy: Drug overdose.

Chantel: Dumped by boyfriend, he gets into US rent free.

Ralph: Hunted down by IRS after ayelawgs report his dox.

Kiwifarms: Retard War continues until Spring. Dropkiwifarms tards finally give up for now.

Kingcobrajfs: Song collab with Danny Brown.

Kanye: Gives up on campaign by February. Mental breakdown ensues.

Nick: deep depression after campaign is dropped. Goes back to streaming and continues losing viewers.

Onlyusemeblade: Definitely another struggle with diabetes leg holes.
 
Jimmy Carter dies along with his wife.

More worthless J6 shit will happen.

The massive jew owned media will collapse.

More non-whites will take over federal office and become leaders of the Democratic Marxists of America gang.

Nikocado will turn to beer and become an alcoholic.

Trannies (along with white Americans) will become extinct.

Another false flag massacre (or some shit) on American soil will happen.

A negro gets killed by a law abiding white and a massive orgy of violence erupts.

Boogie shoots himself in the dick.

King Charles will abdicate his throne to Prince William.

Val Kilmer dies.

Biden dies.
 
Big Ryan from Screenwave goes full troon.
CWC turns out to be Jesus after all and smites all the dang dirty trolls from the earth.
Modern science brings Saint Floyd back to life...and he is made ambassador to China.
The Donger still has no dick.
Andy Dick still has a dick.
I'm still going to be a dick online.
 
Ralph catches some fucked up disease after the time he spent in his moldy Mexican airbnb.
 
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