Happy 2023 - Drunk Spergery

Let's get the obvious out of the way:
2023 is going to be more niggerish and even gayer than 2022.

  • Chris Chan will publish his very own holy book while in prison.
  • Cyraxx will get arrested in a pedo sting operation.
  • Russell Greer will try to sue a hooker, celebrity, or the Farms again, like he does every year.
  • Bam Margera will die.
 
Kirtainer will die of AIDS or some other gay thing on the streets of Canuckistan.
Ralph and Neigh will still not be married.
The Tranch will dissolve, leading to another mass burial of Alpacas. There will be much sneeding, coping, and dialating as a result.
The Farms will remain online. Again, much sneeding etc.
President Harris will pick the first non-binary/queer/gay person of color (aka niggerfaggot) as VP.
 
Taylor Lorenz “parts ways” (is fired) from WaPo.

Eli Erlick’s suit against Blaire White only digs up more rape accusation dirt on Eli. Streisand Effect in action.

Legit JKR assassination attempt.

Anna O’Brien gets even fatter, becomes housebound.

Jack Scalfani finally buys the big burrito in the sky.
 
Dick masterson troons out in an attempt to draw heat off Vito and Max. This is also part of his plan to seduce gross fungus lesbian, which doesn’t work. He claims he can’t make it to Ralphamania due to gender reassignment surgery, which he never actually gets.

Rekieta has a full blown midlife crisis and has an affair with one of the Locals wine moms, we get an MC Jarbo song about Rekieta.

Jersh loses more weight than PPP gains. Any amount past what would be reasonable weight loss translates into progress being made on SneedForo
 
Realistic: Everything will get worse.

Optimistic: I still hold out some hope that Snakething gets killed in prison.

Comedy Gold: Jazz Jennings totally loses the plot, murders his mother, and we get a long drawn and dramatic out trial.
 
-Peetz will be cold
-Salah will dump Chantal
-PPP will be hungry
-Chris will be in jail
-Barb will die (we won't know until like a week later)
-Keffals will NOT de-trans
-Jim Sterling bottoms out at 750k subs
-Patrick Tomlinson will be sucked into the Twitter world via his phone and a D-Tier kids movie will be made about his misadventures.

-OH and Russell Greer will be pepper sprayed by a woman in public
 
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