Happy 2023 - Drunk Spergery

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I don't have any predictions for the next year since I am neither clever nor smart enough to guess something like that. So instead I'll just say everyone of you fellow Kiwis has a great year. We'll all excel and do terrific and you'll find someone who loves you. If you already have someone who loves you, then they'll love you harder. I don't know, but thank you Jersh for hosting this site. No one can properly reward to make up for the bullshit you go through, but if it means anything, thanks. I like this site a lot, not just because I can type dumb shit, but because it's one of the last places, if not the last, where a person can express themselves even if it's retarded. Thank you Josh.
 
WEF will ruin the world even more.
Tons more restrictive laws will pass thanks to multiple false flags.
Trannies will try and take the site down.
Ralph will get his ass beat again.
Jim will stream.
I will shitpost.
And DSP will outlive more internet celebrities.
 
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Kengle & Onionfarms get BTFOed by the United States government. Not exactly sure if it involves CP or fed schizoposting, but that's my prediction.

Zinnia Jones starts having to wear diapers for non-fetish reasons.

Ralph gets punched at Ralphamania.

KingCobraJFS gets laid, not exactly sure yet if it will be a hooker or some girl taking one for the team.

PPP will gain a extra 200 pounds.

Godwinson will not release the video on Vaush he's been talking about.

Sissy Baby Pansy Faggot's master Al John will die.

@Vingle will still not get his shit pushed in by chads & be a gaycel.

Chris-Chan gets off with a slap on the hand, & eats a trash burger.

Boogie will have a career renaissance.

Baked Alaska goes full fledged neo-nazi after his prison stint.
 
Sapphixys Shitty Panties said:
Baked Alaska goes full fledged neo-nazi after his prison stint.
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Baked will live the anti-American History X life. First he will get muttslawed behind bars, then he will become a Nazi, then he will be released from prison, then he will get curbstomped by a black guy.
 
People will continue to look for the one "true" answer to all the problems in the world, without realizing that such a thing is folly and can never be achieved, only repeating the past mistakes so many others have made. People will continue to not realize that a lot of the pieces to the puzzle are in their hands and others; but because of partisan nonsense the real true answer will never come to fruition. Business as usual, basically.
 
Sithis said:
I hope and pray 2023 brings a meteor strike that makes Sodom and Gomorrah look like a firecrackers display.
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We all secretly want this
Autist in a Barrel said:
This year I'm gonna stop being such an apathetic faggot and better my life.

Happy new years niggers, WAGMI
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The best New Years resolution is one that can be used for every new year.
RabiesTheRedneck said:
[a retarded amount of predictions]
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Some of your suggestions are both fair and likely to happen. On principle though I hope literally none of yours happen.
 
if i had to just make a bunch of wild guesses ill just say things tend to get worse before they get better.

so yeah i do expect chris to be releashed into the world again more insane than ever. he will most likely try and break into his house and end up finding out barbs been dead in there for a week or so which will cause him to absorb her body and become the new barb in an attempt to keep getting her social security money and whatever else she gets.

the trannys will keep being weird and trying to take the site down. but only really manage to make things super slow for a day or two. and all the other lolcows will keep being terrible people tlll they either end up dead or in jail aside from keffals of all people who will actually detrans and become super super right wing. this will of course be a massive scam as he will be caught on camera admitting everything.

oh and as far as us kiwis are concerned we will continue to sneed for many more years to come
 
null's lawsuits will conclude, the site will be anonymously financed, and he will finally be able to receive his silver.
he will meet his future wife, and she will be the reason that he is doxed. they will then elope and disappear.
 
For Guntmas in 2021, I wished that it would be Guntmas everyday. 2022 felt like it was Guntmas everyday, so last week, I renewed my wish that it would be Guntmas everyday, where the xannies are popping, and the horses are all named May. We are literally 2 weeks out from Guntamania and anything can happen then.

In other news
-DSP will likely make some big mistake and reveal his addiction to WWE Champions or whatever it's called
-Daddy Gym will pass, leading to all his haters coming out of the woodwork and causing drama
-Chris will get out of jail, either go into an assisted living home, or bunk up with some other weirdos. He'll be happy with Sonic Prime as Sonic's arms are once against the correct peach color.
-America First will continue to circle the drain.
-We'll lose more and more of our civil rights while the right continues to trust the plan and wait 2 more weeks
-Ukraine will likely be over by end of winter as the EU forces a surrender due to their gas problems.
 
  • Ethan Ralph knocks up Meigh again. The two split up shortly after the child is born.
  • Nick Rekieta does something so retarded that he gets his own subforum. A group of A-Log grifters form around him like with Ethan and Nick Fuentes
  • Chantal breaks up with Salah once she arrives back in Canada, then tries to hook back up with Nader and goes on a crazy coke bender.
  • Someone on OnA goes a step too far trying to troll Fatrick, jeopardizing the future of OnA.
  • A major e-celeb, likely a tranny, gets swatted and blames Kiwifarms, causing major backlash against the site. One or two Tier 1 ISPs cave to the mob, before flip flopping and restoring access to the site.
  • The Ukraine War stays at a standstill for at least another year.
  • A major scandal breaks out in Hololive EN, forcing one of the VTubers to "graduate". The backlash is so spergy that a VTuber subforum is created.
  • A notable Genshin Impact content creator is outed for trying to groom children. Everyone laughs at the Genshin community for it.
  • Another Smash player is outed as a pedophile. The Smash community treats it as no big deal and tries to get them unbanned. Said player starts attending majors again a few months later.
  • The US economy normalizes somewhat, but economic conditions are still mediocre.
  • A major Breadtuber tries to get involved in Bernie's 2024 campaign (or Biden's if Bernie don't run). They are immediately cancelled by a purity spiral on the left and Bernie/Biden is forced to disavow.
  • Taylor Lorenz and Ben Collins get fired by Washington Post and NBC respectively. Both blame right wing trolls for their firing and complain about cancel culture.
Edit: Null, you should have brought back registration free posting for this New Years. I had so much fun shitposting with that.
 
Russell Greer will loose his case against the farms. Skordas will decline to work with Null again
Lucas Werner will see a dramatic and rapid decline in health but he will cling to life for a while longer
Rekeita will have an even bigger fall from grace
The horse will stay with the Gunt
Chantal will have money issues but will ultimately still support Peetz
Luna Ramirez will twitch for another year
Another tranny will come to the attention of the farms, get mad, run to the media to whine, and partner with Fong No-Dong to cause a mess again
 
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Happy new year, weirdos, I miss you so much when I can't access The Farms. I am sipping a milk based cocktail in your honor.
 
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