Happy 2023 - Drunk Spergery

[Car Won't Crank]

Nick Rekieta will total a car and he and his wife will divorce.

 

[MugolEx]

Nothing really except more of the same. Things will continue to go in a downward spiral in general, especially the Internet. Troon and troon allies run the Internet now and it's only a matter of time until we can't shitpost anymore because your real ID will be associated with every account. I predict that this year they will start making major moves for this to happen and to fully implement it in 2024. (Start getting use to using Tor and I2P)

Chrischan will be sent to a home.

DSP outlives yet more famous people.

New video game releases will still be shitty half-baked messes.

Anything political will be more intrusive and horrifying then ever.

Null, due to troon shenanigans, will create a whole new Internet all on his own just to host KF. (Monthly payments starting at $12.99!)

Also, Ralph will get his ass beat again and PPP will get fatter, lmao.

And YOU. Yes YOU! Will find your fantasy GF waifu and get happily married forever and ever! See, it won't be all bad.

 

[Quote Cursor]

Regardless of whatever is in store, I can safely bet that there will be joy and laughter from the limitless supply of dumb shit and entertainment, whether on the Internet or internets. God bless you all and heres to another year.

 

[KiwiSuperPowerUser]

Troons will keep on Troonin’ and society will continue to wither and decay in degeneracy unless a major social change takes place.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Happy New Years everyone.

My prediction is more entertainment from the tards, more tards trying to take the farms down, and some countries needing to be banned from accessing it.

Personally, I finally got a semi steady flow of income, so maybe I will finally travel and see some of the world.

 

[Troonos]

January 6th 2: Electric Boogaloo.

 

[zyclonPD]

Happy New Year to all my General Chat NIGGERS, sadly I can't access GC to say this live but stay strong my non thread posting fags.

 

[Naoto]

Jack Scalfani will pass away

 

[siegemeister675]

Happy New Year, gas the troons gender war now 2023

 

[CarlosDanger]

Josh will sell the farms to Elon Musk.

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

Boogie will die

 

[Lando Griffin]

ok retards what's your predictions for 2023

DSP will enter the final bankruptcy saga arc, and lose his gated pig pen for good

Boogie2988 in a bid desperate for relevancy will allow the newly freed Chris Chan to live with him.

Ethan Ralph goes to Portugal sometime this year and gets punched in the head on the streets.

 

[Adolphin]

The Fourth Reich will be proclaimed after a monarchist coup.

 

[Sneeds]

I predict that autistic commentary youtuber Bowblax will Troon out.

 

[Delamain]

Chris Chan is going to go to an assisted living facility
And Ethan Ralph is going to return to the us only to get in serious legal trouble yet again

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

This site will piss off another tranny, which will cause all the other trannies to DDOS the site. Some activist tranny will try and end this until all their dirty laundry is revealed then they will stop. Kiwi Farms servers will still be a toaster in some shit hole former Soviet country. Nulls hair will turn white and will lose what is left of his sanity.

 

[Product Placement]

2023 predictions:
The Switch 2 won't come out
Ukraine War won't be over
Mermaids investigation will be damning
The UK won't have a new PM in 2023
The Marvels will make far less than Captain Marvel , like the box office drop from Black Panther 1 to 2.
Ethan Ralph, won't die but will have a number of health issues from heart attack to gout.
Tesla shares will continue to drop. Musk at some point will become far less hands on with twitter in order to try and save Tesla but it will have little effect.
Jim Sterling will get married to a fellow non-binary, his youtube will continue to bleed followers.
Channel Awesome will open a patreon in order to keep staff employed.
Hogwarts Legacy will do big number with fans loving it, however a number of reviewers will outright not review the game or spend least 10% of it going on a J. K. Rowling rant.
Boogie won't admit his cancer is fake but will say a number of lies which make it clear to everyone he doesn't have cancer.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

ok retards what's your predictions for 2023

Fatrick brings down (or helps bring down) the SFWA.

 

[Lone MacReady II]

I predict for 2023, the continued controlled-demolition of the remaining Americandan/Western middle class. Continued "debasement" of the already worthless Rothschild dollar, with CBDCs first introduced as UBI. The Matchstick commie bloc real estate scam will reach 600k per shitty rental before collapsing (please God). Physical Gold and Silver will continue to return to their historic value throughout this stagflationary year. The FED will continue to be a Central Bankerberg ponzi scheme "printing" Trillions to keep Americanda's zombie economy alive. Juden-owned TV/Streaming platforms will begin to feature interracial propaganda in 90% of their ads instead of just 75%. "New Coof 19" hyperbole and fearmongering will continue to be used to keep nations in a authoritarian process of crisis to tyranny normalization. Russia and Ukraine will continue to kill each other with numerous parties keeping their fingers stuck in that spoiled pie, the dish will be ruined further.

I also predict that Spy x Family will remain the best animu of the year, with beta cucks seething at its wholesomeness and Caucasoid couple.

 

[Florch]

Barb dies.

Chris announces a name-change, something creepy and reminiscent of her.

Gets released.

Starts dressing like even more of an old maid.

Goes nuclear nuts in public and is committed for good.

Clozapine cocktail and never heard from again.