Happy Cows Make More Milk - What's your outlook on those 'exceptional individuals' that you've been following for years, any rainbows at the end of the course?

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StoopidFookingHamsterFace

StoopidFookingHamsterFace

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It seems like most of the individuals covered in this current year of the farms are delusional, degenerate, or beyond any common decency, to the point of having to root for their (rightfully earned) comeuppance. Chomos, Furries Abusers, Grifters, and total-Egotistical retards seem to be update-after-update every day you load site.

In these trying times, are there any cows that uplift your spirits? Any people you wish would be able to redeem themselves before they fall off the internet precipice (or their own life's) into the inescapable abyss? Any weirdos you can just enjoy for being their weirdo selves? Any wish upon a shooting star that a internet idiot would finally turn everything around just to spite their hate-watching audience?

It's getting darker and colder every day friends (unless you're a bottom equator guy, no judgment friends, enjoy the vD) , so post your favorite 'light at the end of the tunnel' whether it be the bright shining sun or that captivating blinding flash of the train before the lasting dark.

- My personal go to was CobraJFS (tmdwu) for the longest time wishing he'd eventually check out of the internet and find some of age-live-consenting woman at some VFW karaoke night and ride off into the sunset of a bell-tower forever off the tubes (JASON!).
- My favorite persistent weirdo has been the Wogglebug, though AI has become one of the worst aids-infested-ass-crack of real entertainment
- My wishing upon a star would be Chantal (purely for the reactions). She'd finally moves back to Canadia, loses 350 elbees, gets super popular from her weight loss-fitness yootoob videos and majestic musical covers, opens a 100%-kill free and fully humane animal shelter that opens branches in 13 different countries, and gets a brand deal to consume Nashies on livestreams for the rest of her (20+ year) life

Do you have a favorite cow you're rooting for?
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I have a couple: neutrality hating careercow Gunther Fehlinger and in-his-thread halal'd schizocow Forsaken Wanderer, both for very different reasons.
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Gunther is the epitome of self righteous niceness even when being openly genocidal, eternally optimistic even in the face of adversity, the very definition of wholesomeness even when calling for death and destruction. He's entirely self aware with his over the top ridiculousness but doesn't care, 10/10 good vibes only.

Forsaken is... Well, himself, the thread OP translate his essence much better than I can.
HOWEVER
I think he's secretly :optimistic:wholesome:optimistic:, despite the alcoholism despite the constant dooming and despite the increasingly obvious mental illness.
He seethes and stews and says a lot of things, but ultimately? Other than the drinking he doesn't really hurt himself, he has a shit life per his own words but it's not that bad (he has a job and is socially secure despite his whining), he is excellent at expressing and dealing with his frustrations as whacko as they may be, in his own way he is an excellent example of how to just cope, in many ways he is doing a lot better than most people IMO.
Yeah your life might be terrible but you trudge on (and eat pie, and rant about ZE JEWS etc), a real inspiration :semperfidelis:
 
Reminds me of a video I watched recently. Point is most of the times Chris-chan did something entertaining was when he got tricked by trolls. And I agree, if cows are not trolled, they tend to fall into loops of repetitive behaviour, to the point that even if you don't follow them, you can guess with 90% certainty what they're doing right now.
Bossman Jack? Still smoking crack, gambling and raging when loses. Or maybe he's in jail, I dunno.
DSP? Still streaming and begging for donations.
Jason Hall? Still pretending to be an expert with "20 years of game dev experience".
The list could go on.
 
Cobes was the last one for me. I follow some challenged people on youtube because their positivity cheers me up but I certainly wouldn't call them lolcows. Frankie McDonald is a good example. I get tired of being angry all the time.
 
My favorite lolcow is the guy that runs the “Mad at the Internet” podcast. He’s usually pretty happy and that’s pretty neat. It makes my week when I can catch his livestream.

He’s pretty technologically challenged which is pretty endearing as he struggles to get the audio right. Sometimes he’s late (and maybe homosexual?) but most of the time he’s right on time.

I think he’ll be even more successful in the coming months.
 
Honestly, CobraJFS is still my comfort cow. He is a trainwreck, but at least a consistent one. Every clip feels like déjà vu with a hint of hope that maybe, just maybe, he will fix something this time.
 
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