Happy Julayy 4th

[Skitarii]

What will you do on this lovely fourth of julayy, amerilards?

 

[BONE_Buddy]

Grillin' and Chillin' with the boys, light off a bunch of dubiously legal fireworks, then have sex with the wife.

 

[Apochrypha]

Will be working on the 4th but when I get home, I'm smoking a joint, cracking open a few cheap beers and lighting some tiny fireworks. Like a true 'Murican.

 

[SCSI]

Drinking cocktails, mooching neighborhood fireworks, working on my delta bot.

 

[Coelacanth]

Watching terminally ill people on twitter piss their pants over people having fun setting off fireworks and celebrating an evil holiday. Already seen several posts from special snowflakes screeching about how distant firework sounds have set off their anxiety.

 

[Judgment Boy]

Likely just catching the local fireworks show, possibly keeping an eye out to make sure some drunkard doesn't pass out and die in a gutter. Sadly no grilling for me this year tho

But anyway, HAPPY FREEDOM DAY my fellow Amerimutts!

I know times are tough and morale is low, but we'll never die because NANOMACHINES, SON.

 

[Sarcastic Niggerman]

work

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Happy 4th

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

Don't forget the other holiday at the same time

 

[Incorrect Password]

Fireworks, hotdogs, and loud music

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I am going to go to McDonalds and get some greaseball hamburgers, because despite being able to grill my own hamburgers..eating Fast Food Hamburgers while watching Fireworks will make the Eurotrash and the Lefty Trash seethe even more.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Fireworks, cookout food, and relaxing.

 

[Boss Hawg]

Beer, Weed, n' Coochie. The American Dream.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Annnnnnd someone shot up a parade in Chicago.

AMERICA!

 

[thismanlies]

I'm going to drink, light fireworks, and thank our forefathers we're not British.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I'm going to drink, light fireworks, and thank our forefathers we're not British.

In the UK one can get arrested for posting "wrongthink" "hate speech" on the internet.

So it's not all bad in Burgerland, even in Current Year.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

It's just Canada Day but without the self deprecation and more fireworks.

 

[Steely Dan]

 

[Tempress]

I will be staying inside , i have no interest in seeing the fireworks.

 

[TerrorCorpCEO]

GRILLIN' AND CHILLIN' AND SWIMMIN' AND FIREWORKS WATCHIN', I DONT EVEN CARRRRRRREEEEE IF THE GOVERNMENT HATES ME -- BECAUSE I LOVE AMERICA FUCK YEA (at least we aren't Europe )