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HAPPY THANKSGIVING MY FELLOW FAT AMERICANS
IMMA STICK MY DICK IN SOME SMOKED TURKEY
IMMA STICK MY DICK IN SOME SMOKED TURKEY
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You'll stick your dick in anything. Happy Birdday
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- Feb 3, 2013
Goddammit, you put our national bird in the oven...
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I've never had smoked turkey on birdday, is it better than shoving cornbread stuffing up its ass and baking it in the oven?
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I am thankful for Kiwis and all the plentiful salts they bring to the table!
Stay safe on the road, my friends!
Stay safe on the road, my friends!
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I watch this video every year.
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I went to Lawry's and had a piece of prime rib the size of a phone book.
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My mom made stew with sausage, bacon, potatoes, apples, and magic. I made some beer bread using oatmeal stout to go with it, and for dessert a chocolate marble cheesecake that was also magical.
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I got to get drunk on wine and ogle my hot relatives the whole time, using strategic touching and being within conversational hair-smelling range.
Half are technically not blood-related, so my erection still qualifies as morally valid.
Food was good, too. My grandparents made some kickass tomato-rice and pineapple ham.
Half are technically not blood-related, so my erection still qualifies as morally valid.
Food was good, too. My grandparents made some kickass tomato-rice and pineapple ham.
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Partook in eating a bird that is mass slaughtered for Thanksgiving yesterday. Now all there is that's left is feasting on its leftovers. Now if only there was some more beef lumpia to eat it with along with some stuffing.