Happy Valentines Day!

[RussianBlonde]

Write a love note to a fellow Kiwi you have a secret crush on.

 

[thegooddoctor]

Another year with no boyfriend free girl

 

[Coolio55]

Is today the day that everyone on 4chan posts their waifu dinners or is that another day?

 

[FiddleAFox]

Meet up a kiwi online and then make her your future wife. It's pretty easy to do if you have your own vehicle.

 

[Blouie]

I don't have a crush on any kiwis, you guys make me feel uncomfortable.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Meet up a kiwi online and then make her your future wife. It's pretty easy to do if you have your own vehicle.

Or you could make a fellow kiwi fall in love with you, get their home address, and write down their username in gasoline on their lawn whilst cackling maniacally in sync with the flames.

 

[The Token Ethnic]

Happy Valentine's Day! If you don't celebrate it or hate it, then I hope you have a great day.

 

[Dialtone]

I was only 1 years old. I loved Null so much, I had all the kiwi merchandise and went to movie night. I'd pray to Null every night before I go to bed, thanking for the free speech I've been given. "Null is love", I would say, "Null is life". My dad hears me and calls me faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Null. I called him an exceptional individual. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Null. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my site". He grabs me with his powerful hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Null. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Null. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Null. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Null looks him straight in the eye, and says, "Retard". Null leaves through my window. Null is love. Null is life.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

I have Valentine's Day cards for all of you.

 

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Another year with no boyfriend free girl

That's a spectacular episode. Krusty's bit during his anniversary show is one of my favorites in the history of the Simpsons. Talk to the audience!? Oh God, this is always death.

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

You can tell I'm having a great valentine's day since I'm spending it on kiwi farms...

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Ralph's face is red, dead trannies are blue, you called me a niggerfaggot but I love you

 

[Gourmet Race]

Went to school one day on Valentine's day, there was this girl, she gave me flowers and revealed that she's interested in me and wanted to know me better. We eventually started hanging out after that and got married after I finished college and got a job. Wife got pregnant and we had 3 children, 2 boys and 1 girl, and all's well until...



I woke up.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I don't have a crush on any kiwis, you guys make me feel uncomfortable.

I love you, too, sweetie pie.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I have a secret crush on whichever woman here hates libtards the most.