Happy Weed Day

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I wish all stonerchads a happy 4/20!

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keytar said:
Happy weed day you piece of shit stoners
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I only tried weed twice when I was younger. I have told the following story here before but I will share it again now here in Remberance of Four Tweenty. It's a very embarrassing tale and one of my more shameful fails, but kiwi gets to know about it because kiwi is 100% "Pretty Cool".

This was the second time I tried weed. It wasn't even intentional. I think I was maybe 18 or 19 at the time. I had been messaging this chick I recognized from high-school and things were going well. We made plans for me to come over and I brought a bottle of tequila. We start drinking and eventually she pulls out this joint and starts smoking. I mention that I have only ever tried weed once before and she grabs hold of my face and shotguns a massive hit directly to my lungs.

Within a few minutes, time and reality began melting away. I remember missing what felt like huge chunks of time, the lights went off and then on again, different TV programs came and went from the TV. I was laughing at a cartoon character. Then I was violently sick. Suddenly, I was throwing up into a bucket that wasn't there before. I felt like I was going to puke myself to death. Then, I was laying down on the couch and the girl I was there to see was sitting on the other couch across from me with some other chick. The other one stood up and was standing over me and trying to help me get over the sickness. I recognized her from a few years before at a couple house parties, not quite an "ex" but close enough, and things just got insanely awkward all of a sudden because she clearly recognized me too but we both pretended we didn't know each other. She helped clean me up and then placed a cool rag on my forehead.

Within a few minutes I started feeling a little better, but lost even more time. The last thing I remember was standing at the doorway looking in at my date and apologizing profusely. She suggested maybe I was just allergic to weed, but I think that bitch laced that joint with angel dust or something else and just thought I would be able to handle it. Needless to say every single person present that night went home unhappy and I never spoke to either of them ever again. As I was driving home, the background sky was pulsing with very faint colors, like when you squeeze your blood vessels really hard and see colors and stars.

I was absolutely mortified at my body's reaction to whatever was in that joint. I never touched weed after that.
 
Nein Nein Nein!
Weed is degenerate and 420 blaze it is a spiteful Jewish scheme to associate degenerate drug use with this most holy day.
The only smoking on this day that is halal is smoking shlomos.
 

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