🌟 Internet Famous HardcoreGaming101 - Kurt Kalata and friends. Yet another gaming website gone internet crusaders.

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Without power leveling do you have any hot goss? Also what's the editorial process like since there doesn't seem to be much in the way of enforcing accurate standards.
Uh, I've seen the cock of one of the main contributors but I don't know who because several of them have one name they use "professionally" as a "game journalist" and then one name they use for things like their "after dark" Twitter account that they do a mostly bad job of hiding, which is where I saw the photo. I want to say it was Bobinator but I don't want to commit to that and then wind up being wrong because starting actual rumors about people that are untrue is kind of a shitty thing to do. One of the contributors was a furry though, because I followed his SFW profile. Whoever the furfag is, that's our guy because it was his AD account. There's a chance it might not be someone who is currently listed on the website however because this was 10+ years ago and they might have left the site and their name's been removed.

Anyways, micropeen. I'm talking full on acorn dick. I have no idea why someone would post something like that onto the internet unless they actually got off on humiliation.

Looking at their submission guidelines page it doesn't really seem like all that much has changed from back then, it's mostly just boilerplate "this is how we want you to format specific gaming-related words and phrases". I cannot remember if the payment scale has changed, it probably has because I want to say a lot of the website was crowdfunded via Patreon or something like that. I assume nowadays book sales play a role but I don't know how the proceeds of those are divvied up, like if the writers whose work was featured in the book get "royalties" or something or if submitting an article to HG101 is just a "here's a one-time payment and we now have lifetime rights to use this work however we see fit and are not obligated to pay you any further if we print it".

They are missing some very obvious notable games on their website, like Banjo-Kazooie for example. That was a game I wanted to write a thing for but for some stupid reason if a game is part of a series you can't just write a post about that one game by itself. You have to write a post for every single game that has been released for that series so far. Yeah, you get paid for each one, but I only wanted to write about the first game. Not Banjo-Tooie or the one for the Xbox 360. Apparently nobody has stepped forward in the decade it's been to write the BK post because it comes with the baggage of doing everything else with it. They are probably missing a lot of articles for games whose lineage contains way too many fucking games that no one cares about.

As far as "editorial process" goes, I remember just talking to Kurt over email or something and "pitching" the games to him. He either gave them a thumbs up or down, the ones he approved I wrote the posts for, sent them in, and some amount of time later they went live on the website and I was paid via PayPal. I never submitted enough stuff to HG101 in a single year to warrant needing to claim it on my taxes so I have no idea what that process is like, if there's even one at all. The stuff I submitted was pretty much posted as-is with no major changes which is probably why there are lots of articles with inaccuracies and stuff because none of that gets checked I assume.

Who was the most difficult person to work with?
I really only ever spoke to/with Kurt in the way of "people I worked with". Since I was just a guest contributor and not primary website staff or anything like that I didn't really interact with the other people involved with the running of the website in any sort of professional manner. I had an account on their forum back in the day which appears to have been replaced with a ProBoards instance but I don't really remember actually getting that into the community of the site. I just wrote some posts, got paid for them, and when I graduated from college I just sorta went on with my life.
 
I think there should be a section on John Sczcpaniak (sp, fucking Pollack names), who was associated with these people and had his mind broke by Agness Kaku fucking him out of a lot of money.
 
I remember arguing over a book cover in their Discord server. I said that there was no trap in the Japanese version's cover, while the original version did. They thought I was insulting trannies. Yet another website that I used to like went straight down the toilet due to becoming moral busybodies.
 
Their discord is quite similar to other contemporary gaming servers run by socially deprived nerds. All of those servers claim to be diverse and inviting, and ironically consist of very similar individuals. It takes one word to offend dozens of them.

The discussions held are also very similar, tonnes of anime pics, autistic jokes and TDS drama.
 
Their discord is quite similar to other contemporary gaming servers run by socially deprived nerds. All of those servers claim to be diverse and inviting, and ironically consist of very similar individuals. It takes one word to offend dozens of them.

The discussions held are also very similar, tonnes of anime pics, autistic jokes and TDS drama.
Someone should take some pictures it’ll be funny to see their dirty laundry revealed
 
Even back in the old articles you could tell they were putting on airs about being too good for a bit of cheesecake. The Valis series review comes to mind, as well as every time they had to reference a hentai game.

Discovered a lot of gems because of the site but it was always surface level as shit. I doubt they even finished many of the games they gave retrospectives on because I doubt Kurt Kalata has the patience or thinks he can extrapolate from it. Interesting info and the like gatekept by a dumb leftist? Must be a day ending in "y".
 
I doubt they even finished many of the games they gave retrospectives on because I doubt Kurt Kalata has the patience or thinks he can extrapolate from it.
The SMT article was one that sort of a red flag for me. Was already familiar with the series since its "Revelations" days with Persona 1, 2EP, The Demon Slayer and SMT3 (and Maken X I guess) and each entry felt like someone touched the game for all of a half hour before giving their opinion. Didn't think too heavily on it though since to be fair at the time a lot of those games would of been pretty niche and hard to find, let alone have translations and even then they are pretty lengthy in scope to cover every single title.

Kind of curious to go reread whatever garbage Kurt wrote for the Dragon Quest retrospective since he acts as some sort of day 1 super fan.

The Guilty Gear overview was where I rolled my eyes because it was clear the writer didn't know the mechanics of the game. The explanation for what a roman cancel was a word salad and character descriptions were pretty bad ("Venom is a mysterious man in a mask!") Probably has been fixed since Xrd and Strive made GG trendy and gotta have that internet nerd cred.

A lot of the fighting game articles I remember being like that as well: not really informed on how the games work beyond the obvious stuff, bizarre and inaccurate information about the characters. I swear I remember the KOF article proclaiming the series to have a better story than any RPG (lol) before being confused whether or not Chris from '97's the New Face Team is a girl or not.

The Vagrent Story article had more effort put into showing how educated the author was than actually talking about the game I felt.
 
Someone should take some pictures it’ll be funny to see their dirty laundry revealed
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article had more effort put into showing how educated the author was than actually talking about the game I felt.
That's a continuing trend, their Warlock review for example is generally retarded and comes across as a demo presentation of author's familiarity with Wikipedia and Google.

instead of a traditional health bar, it displays he druid’s head and carves off more and more flesh with every hit until nothing but a skull remains – no doubt inspired by Wolfenstein 3D and first-person shooters.

lmao.. how extremely informative and beautifully put.
 

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That's a continuing trend, their Warlock review for example is generally retarded and comes across as a demo presentation of author's familiarity with Wikipedia and Google.



lmao.. how extremely informative and beautifully put.
So this basically confirms they know what KiwiFarms is but are lying so badly to claim they dox you if you don't have a VPN to enter the site? This isn't even a darknet website. What the fuck are those clowns talking about........
 
I stopped having any respect around the time the shit with Tom happened, but even before that you could tell that the people behing the articles didnt really know or cared about a lot of the games they wrote about.
 
I think there should be a section on John Sczcpaniak (sp, fucking Pollack names), who was associated with these people and had his mind broke by Agness Kaku fucking him out of a lot of money.
She provided dogshit interpretations/translations of interviews for the first volume of John's "Untold History of Japanese Game Developers" books. I've read it, and it has portions like [REDACTED] and [can't understand this part] in the middle of parts that are translated. Volumes 2 and 3 didn't have these errors as J.S. hired another interpreter. I've attached a pdf of the volume in case you want to look. John later sued Agness for her subpar services. He sums up the experience here:

I know that a decade ago Konami demanded removal of a hg101 'book' , but with Agness Kaku I believe there wasn't anything that lulzworthy aside from how hg101 'journalists' apparently needed to be educated on the quality of writing.
Konami demanded HG101 take a down a bunch of internal documents relating to the translation for Metal Gear Solid 2, and that's because Agness was retarded to think she could share them freely because she never signed a non-disclosure agreement to not share them to begin with (though for all we know, the translation outfit she freelanced for, INTAC, may have signed one themselves, and were embarrassed by her distribution and shit-talking a former client like Konami, but that's just my guess).

Once John realized what a loon Kaku was and started taking legal action for her awful interpretations he paid for, then the whole interview got taken down.
 

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She provided dogshit interpretations/translations of interviews for the first volume of John's "Untold History of Japanese Game Developers" books. I've read it, and it has portions like [REDACTED] and [can't understand this part] in the middle of parts that are translated. Volumes 2 and 3 didn't have these errors as J.S. hired another interpreter. I've attached a pdf of the volume in case you want to look.
Thanks! Do you happen to have PDFs of the other volumes?
 
Being a fan of niche Japanese RPG titles I remember the site popping up. I'm not surprised that like every previously edgy website it became full of faggots and troons once it became the new popular thing.
 
Being a fan of niche Japanese RPG titles I remember the site popping up. I'm not surprised that like every previously edgy website it became full of faggots and troons once it became the new popular thing.
I wouldn't call it "edgy", as least not what I remember of it, anyway. If anything, the general air gaming websites had back in the way was probably a hand-me down from the big players of the day like ScrewAttack, or if we wanna go further back than that, G4.
 
I wouldn't call it "edgy", as least not what I remember of it, anyway. If anything, the general air gaming websites had back in the way was probably a hand-me down from the big players of the day like ScrewAttack, or if we wanna go further back than that, G4.
They are not even big enough to be edgy they are softies. Sad and pathetic to boot.
 
Many of these websites have been colonized by the wrong people, that much is obv true. So now instead of enthusiasts we've got nutjobs with a 'gaming lifestyle'.
 
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