Hardware for streaming audio to multiple wireless headsets.

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Napoleon Bonerfart

Napoleon Bonerfart

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Because I'm better than all of you guys and I have a job that pays actual money, I have a hot tub. Sometimes I watch movies in that hot tub with people on a projector screen. I have very expensive all-weather outdoor speakers and a special marine grade amplifier for those speakers that I use in conjunction with the projector. Once again, because I am better than all of you.

But even though I am such a great person compared to the rest of you, I know that I have room to do better. I would like to become such a great person that I don't bother the neighbors with loud speakers at night while watching a movie in a hot tub with some hot ass bitches. Yeah, I probably deserve some kind of an award for being such a good neighbor. In fact, it's okay to go ahead and clap right now because I know you just want to.

So I want something that I can just plug into a goddamn audio outboard of my projector (which is just standard 3 and 1/2 mm bullshit because this is not Lucas film THX Skyrammer Ranch quality audio sources to begin with. In fact, most of them might have subtitles from some language spoken in India that nobody cares about) And then the people in the hot tub can wear some wireless headphones and just chill in the tub while watching the movie.

My bitches are too dumb to understand any of that Bluetooth synchronization bullshit. They just want to be able to put it on their heads and I want to be able to just turn the projector on And quite frankly, they're probably going to forget to put the headphones back on the charger anyway. They're just that stupid. Women, am I right?
 
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  1. Open a web browser of your choice
  2. Navigate to a search engine of your choice
  3. Type "silent disco hardware" into the search bar and hit enter
  4. ???
  5. Profit
 
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Brucie, no amount of fancy headphones will turn your balls back to normal so just stop juicing already.
 
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Napoleon Bonerfart said:
I would like to become such a great person that I don't bother the neighbors with loud speakers at night
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Awful White of you fren...

If you search "bluetooth transmitter multiple headphones" there are a ton of no-brand, affordable ($30-40) devices, many intended to let you share audio on flights etc. Two examples:
 
JohnnyG said:
Awful White of you fren...

If you search "bluetooth transmitter multiple headphones" there are a ton of no-brand, affordable ($30-40) devices, many intended to let you share audio on flights etc. Two examples:
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If you read my original post, you will find out that my bitches are too stupid to synchronize Bluetooth devices.
 
Napoleon Bonerfart said:
If you read my original post, you will find out that my bitches are too stupid to synchronize Bluetooth devices.
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Most of the modern ones use the same blueteef modules which automatically seek out their last connection, so there's no pairing process after the first use. And if you're using any of the zillion variations of no-name earbuds, removing them from the charging case activates them.

I have a couple $25-35 pairs whose buttons I haven't touched in over a year...take them out and they're connected by the time you get them in your ears, put them away and they shut themselves off and charge. Very parent-friendly.
 
PovertySprocket said:
Has to be a low wattage emiter, can't reach beyond 200 feet. (Amazon search term: whole house FM transmitter).

These Chineseum things aren't approved by the FCC. Shut them off if you see nerds in a van.
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In other words connect that shit to a foot warmer and blast 10,000 watts … from an undisclosed location
 
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