Dramacow Harold E Hall/ShadowJoe/Colonel McBadass - Anti-cyberbullying internet vigilante and pedo

[Philosophy Zombie]

He got banned, though I think, based on some of his anti-TV Tropes blogs, he may have been on thin ice given his freakouts over articles and such.

I loved the post showing his "edits" of the Wolverine and X-Men (which I've also archived here). He reacts to entries he doesn't like by responding with bolded autism rather than, you know, editing the entries because it's a fucking wiki and you can do that. People who make "natter" are seen as aggressive autists by the rest of TV Tropes and you can get warned or banned for doing it on a persistent basis, especially if you are inflammatory like he was.

Hi, everyone, what's going on in this threa-

How do so many pedophiles keep coming out of the wood work?

In all seriousness, read through the thread.

@ShadowJoe . No. No. As a pedophile you will never have moral superiority. See, there's this thing called "statutory rape" it is called such because it is rape. See, as an adult male, your brain has fully developed. By wanting sixteen and down CHILDREN, you are wanting girls who's brains have not fully developed (nor their figures). They're incapable of choosing how to wear their hair for a day or which lane of traffic they're supposed to be in.

See, this is called preying on people. Going after someone who's brain, body, and hormones are still starting to come to fruition is the equivalent, to an adult, of picking on the mentally handicapped. Which is bad.

Can you seriously not even wait for him to come in here to argue with him as if he'll read your posts or cares about what you have to say?

 

[I-chi]

This made a physically miserable Monday thoroughly enjoyable, god bless the Kiwis.

Spoiler: All together now, what did we come here for?

 

[SpacePanther]

Thought I read about him having a facebook. I don't see any links to it. Anyone have one?

 

[AP 297]

Thought I read about him having a facebook. I don't see any links to it. Anyone have one?

Harold aka Private McDumbfuck deleted it a little while back. Shadowjoe strangely and in a completely coincidental way emerged right after that to take up the cause of defending innocent pedos like Harold.

Simple version is, Harold deleted it when he got an ED page.

 

[I-chi]

http://ask.fm/ShadowJoeKnows

What do we have here?

 

[sugoi-chan]

http://ask.fm/ShadowJoeKnows

What do we have here?

And archived. https://archive.is/eSvdQ

There's a link there to his Tumblr, but it takes me to Tumblr's login page. Anyone have an account that's able to see it?

 

[I-chi]

Spoiler: Missing anything there, Joey? ;)

Edit: You're doing God's work, sugoi, thank you.

 

[sgetti]

I'd like to point out that this guy who acts like some wannabe comic book superhero is going into a full panic meltdown and DELETING FUCKING EVERYTHING across multiple websites because a "third-rate (#)chan knock-off" started paying attention to him. After he signed up to said site of his own volition. Truly the hero Gotham deserves.

http://ask.fm/ShadowJoeKnows

What do we have here?

Oh sweet jesus this is some gold. sugoi-chan beat me to archiving it, so here's a few of my favorites from a cursory glance:

Spoiler: the top two are just cringe incarnate

Spoiler: "CRAAAAAWLING IIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIN"

Spoiler: a moment of honesty and self-awareness

I'm willing to bet they ignore him for different reasons than he thinks.

Spoiler: ow the edge

I've seen your pictures, dude, the only thing you're killing is boxes of Twinkies.

 

[JU 199]

Said the pedophile

 

[Anime-Chan]

Third-rate?

looks like a bootleg very of anonymous

 

[fugly bunny]

I'd like to point out that this guy who acts like some wannabe comic book superhero is going into a full panic meltdown and DELETING FUCKING EVERYTHING across multiple websites because a "third-rate (#)chan knock-off" started paying attention to him. After he signed up to said site of his own volition. Truly the hero Gotham deserves.

"He's the hero the farm deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A fat knight."

 

[Lysistrata]

lol the internet vigilante @ShadowJoe has ragequit


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...he's actually talking about bitching at people online as if it's some noble quest that the fate of the universe hinges on...



...seriously though, I take it this guy's like Chris - an autistic feral child raised by Uncle TV.

 

[sgetti]

Guys I can't stop this is too hilarious send help

Spoiler: I don't know why anyone would accuse him of having an ego problem.

He's the kind of guy who laughs at his own jokes. He's probably also the only one laughing at them.

"Nobody else provides such clear and logical reasons for why I should be allowed to fuck thirteen-year-olds!"

... Yeah I got nothing here this is just douchey.

Spoiler: don't most people stop pretending their ninjas once they turn, like, 10

brb nominating for random.txt

 

[Wildchild]

I think I read his ED article a while back, and he also lives in Madison, the same city as Sarah Bates. Another lolcow in my area.

Is this the same lolcow who challenged someone to fight him, didn't show up when they did, and then rage-quit the Internet for a period of time?

 

[sugoi-chan]

I think I read his ED article a while back, and he also lives in Madison, the same city as Sarah Bates. Another lolcow in my area.

Is this the same lolcow who challenged someone to fight him, didn't show up when they did, and then rage-quit the Internet for a period of time?

It is.

Is there something in the water in Madison? Or do the long winter nights just make people crazier than usual?

 

[I-chi]

And now for some of the choice quotes taken from ED's entry of him.

Spoiler: Brace

"Those are your girlfriends, huh? Not bad. After I send enough explosives to your house to fill an oil tanker, I will nuke you and your secret life partner to kingdom come. I will then move to wherever it is you live, so I can be there to comfort those two young ladies."

"I will personally rip her heart out of her ass, and stuff it back down her throat!"

"Not too bad. Thanks to diverting my violent fantasies towards Celery Fag,(which I can say because I'm bisexual.) I'm free to focus my sexual ones onto lolacat.(16 is the actual age of consent in about half the world, so your "child" argument falls flat.) I'll bet she's nice and slender with plenty of curves. Right now I'm imagining giving her a tongue bath."

"I will say this, though: If I ever run into any of you fuckers, and you're stupid enough to enough to call me pedo or potato man to my face, I'll beat you until you're a broken mess on the floor, jail time be damned. You'd be surprised how well this rather egg-shaped noggin is at smashing someone's nose into their face."

"Colonel McBadass's goals: 1. Meet shinkaito at the designated and beat the shit out of him. Allow word to spread, that unlike those cowards hiding behind their keyboards, safe from criticism, safe from harm, wasting the police's time with the obviously empty threats I made in response to something THEY started, I'm more than willing to back my words with actions. 2.Save up money for cool poo poo on Amazon. 3.Find someone suitable to be my Major. 4.Start and finish the videogames lying around. 5.Lose more weight, build more muscle."

"Corruption, bias, and ignorance is what has warped a great idea into a doctrine to punish both innocent and guilty. Physically capable, feels they and their partner are ready, and can certainly make a mature decision for THEMSELVES despite the presence of hormones, just as an adult can decide yes or no for themselves even if they're horny or a little buzzed. I fail to see the problem here."

 

[Krampus]

But the question is...

would he win in a fight against Null?

 

[Wildchild]

It is.

Is there something in the water in Madison? Or do the long winter nights just make people crazier than usual?

Missouri, yes, there's something in the water. Here no.

Madison has a very distinct social atmosphere which I believe has more to do with it, which tends to promote tumblrites. In high school here then I've had multiple teachers give lectures bitching about how Republicans were wrong.

 

[Dalhox Wolfchains]

But the question is...

would he win in a fight against Null?

Imagine that fight in the Dark Knight Rises with a way more fatass Batman getting the shit beaten out of him by Bane.

That's all I imagine from that question.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Missouri, yes, there's something in the water. Here no.

Madison has a very distinct social atmosphere which I believe has more to do with it, which tends to promote tumblrites. In high school here then I've had multiple teachers give lectures bitching about how Republicans were wrong.

Is there a Cornell city/country near Madison?