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It's england they don't have guns or personal freedomsI'm pretty sure that the bigger question is why no wizard went off the deep end and used both an modern handgun and a wand?
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It's england they don't have guns or personal freedomsI'm pretty sure that the bigger question is why no wizard went off the deep end and used both an modern handgun and a wand?
Nah, it's set in the 1990s (in theory, Rowling screwed up when writing the first book), enough AR-180s got smuggled in from the US through various channels that they'd be able to intercept some, either before they got to NI, or from a cache they could detect with magic.It's england they don't have guns or personal freedoms
The British have a ingrained distaste for guns and personal freedoms it would break the suspension of belief.Nah, it's set in the 1990s (in theory, Rowling screwed up when writing the first book), enough AR-180s got smuggled in from the US through various channels that they'd be able to intercept some, either before they got to NI, or from a cache they could detect with magic.
The bible isn't written as compellingly.King James Bible: 783,137 words
Harry Potter books 1-7: 1,084,170 words
You guys complaining about plot twists in the later Harry Potter books have got to be closet fans or something. How do you read the first couple of hundreds of thousands of pages and go, "well this sucks so far but I just have to know if Professor Snoozlewoozle defeats the Rumbley-bumblies"
So he calls Robert E Howard a lazy hack and says sword and sorcery are for losers with no power, but praises fucking JKR and her quarter baked mess?Given that Stephen King references Harry Potter in the Dark Tower series, I'll bet that Stephen King wouldn't refer to Rowling in that way.
The Weasleys are country bumpkins replete with the incredibly outdated family car.The Weasleys read as a 60s standard working class.
The greatest irony in that statement is that Robert E Howard was also an amatuer boxer and would easily have beaten the absolute shit out of Steven King if he wanted to.he calls Robert E Howard a lazy hack and says sword and sorcery are for losers with no power
The greatest irony in that statement is that Robert E Howard was also an amatuer boxer and would easily have beaten the absolute shit out of Steven King if he wanted to.
Remember, King is a dipshit in the end.So he calls Robert E Howard a lazy hack and says sword and sorcery are for losers with no power, but praises fucking JKR and her quarter baked mess?
Robert e Howard was also a possible sped who loved his momma a little more then some here would be comfortable with. That being said his writing is way better than Kings will ever beRemember, King is a dipshit in the end.
While King does have talent, his creations are essentially Big Macs. I'm absolutely convinced he'd write the most generic S&S with the nudest girls if he lived in 1930s.So he calls Robert E Howard a lazy hack and says sword and sorcery are for losers with no power, but praises fucking JKR and her quarter baked mess?
Yes, these are kids' books. That, and the fact that entire setting is wacky satire of contemporary Britain, means that worldbuilding was a mess because it was unimportant to story at large - it was only background. The issue is, plenty of kids who read it at that age never grew up, and most of them never read any other book in their life.And all the people brushing it aside saying "it's a children's book", it's the main reason we have so many retards today. Like others have stated, there were novels and series for kids in that same decade with more depth, yet HP got popular cause of fundie screeching and the media reporting on said screeching.
I've come to understand Brits less and less.contemporary Britain
iirc he uses that comparison himself, but not as smart to phrase it like Mark Twain about the great classics being wine and his stuff being waterhis creations are essentially Big Macs
It's quite simple really, it's a story about how a boy discovers that he has a magical ability (being intelligent) and thus gets to go to a fancy boarding school on the other side of the country that's run by a weird gay man wherein he works hard to get good grades so that he can eventually achieve the British dream by becoming a civil servant. Simple as.I've come to understand Brits less and less.
Sounds normal enough. I heard he ends up being a sorry bitch in the end, though.It's quite simple really, it's a story about how a boy discovers that he has a magical ability (being intelligent) and thus gets to go to a fancy boarding school on the other side of the country that's run by a weird gay man wherein he works hard to get good grades so that he can eventually achieve the British dream by becoming a civil servant. Simple as.
Speaking as a Bong, it always felt like a really dated portrayal of Britain. Less like the 90s, more like the 50s., and the fact that entire setting is wacky satire of contemporary Britain, means that worldbuilding was a mess because it was unimportant to story at large - it was only background.
I will take your word on that, because for outsider, it's all just Britain.Speaking as a Bong, it always felt like a really dated portrayal of Britain. Less like the 90s, more like the 50s.
there was a playstation in one of the early ones I think, Dudley was big mad about not enough presents for xmas or birthday and it was very uniquely dating that he wanted or got an og PS1Speaking as a Bong, it always felt like a really dated portrayal of Britain. Less like the 90s, more like the 50s.
That was a continuity mistake, I think the correct formula is 1990 + book number for the ~"before Christmas" section of each book, and 1991 + book number for the ~"after Christmas" section. Maybe that's off, but there's no way an early book was actually supposed to be set in 1995 in the "real continuity" (A.K.A. after J.K. started planning stuff out in a reasonable manner)there was a playstation in one of the early ones I think, Dudley was big mad about not enough presents for xmas or birthday and it was very uniquely dating that he wanted or got an og PS1