Has a Lolcow Ever Died?

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SlothInAMilkCrate

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Apologies if this has been posted before, but I've always wanted to know if a lolcow the Farms has been following has ever died? I was reminded of this question when I perused StrikerWolf, 700 Going on 800, and Ashley, the anorexic's threads.

Out of all of the lolcows we've ever followed, who do you think will die first?
 
It's a competition between Ashley and Tammy Slaton, though 700 going on volcano isn't that far.
 
I'm going for Ashley because it's way overdue. Pamperchu also might die, depending on what kind of cancer he has. Anyone know what's up with that?
 
I'd say we have a chance of Barbara dying (actual legitimate reasons, not an A-Log statement), that and FitVeganGinger. These are just candidates though.
 
Phil honestly has a bigger chance of dying than Chris I think. Phil tends to start shit with a lot of people and I'm not surprised if someone kills him.
 
The ones most likely to die soon are Ashley (late stages of anorexia currently), Pamperchu (that is depending on the type of cancer and at what stage they caught it).

Tammy, TJ Church, FVG, Nick Bates (if he's in general population), 700 going on 800 guy are candidates for the near future.
 
Everyone knows that Chris has been dead for a while, and is just being Weekend at Bernie's'd by Barb for the sweet Etsy and Ebay money.
 
Tammy Slaton and Ashley are both almost dead. For polar opposite reasons, oddly enough. It's literally only a matter of a few months for both of them, imo.
 
Gotta say I'm surprised Chris hasn't at least suffered a serious injury. He's so self absorbed that he must have some pretty near misses whilst driving. I mean, it's Chris, if he's driving along and his phone beeps it's not like he's gonna ignore it is he? It might be a fine lesbian who wants some duck.
 
LazarusOwenhart said:
Gotta say I'm surprised Chris hasn't at least suffered a serious injury. He's so self absorbed that he must have some pretty near misses whilst driving. I mean, it's Chris, if he's driving along and his phone beeps it's not like he's gonna ignore it is he? It might be a fine lesbian who wants some duck.
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The only thing that makes his phone beep is Sonic app notifications.
 
Well one of the furry lolcows people used to follow back when Livejournal was a thing and people still used it was Starblade, the crazy otherkin who coined the phrase "FUCK YOU IM A DRAGON!" and caused much laughter in the community years ago.

He got murdered by his batshit (probably equally as crazy) roommate in 2010 so that's an end of an livejournal era lolcow.
 
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