Has any of the KF teachers had to teach a (future or otherwise) lolcow?

CaseyTatumm said:
Not a teacher but a parent. My kid had a former friend that turned into a fur tail wearing, non binary, serial killer fan girl this year. She for in trouble for drawing a bunch of shitty edge lord pictures recently.
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This reminds me of a great story, but I'm gonna do it in the school stories thread. (There is also a serial killers fangirls thread here too, which actually has some amazing...tragedy larping for kids)
ToroidalBoat said:
They say Phil (ADF) has FAS.
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Not my cow, but I've checked out his op and random features . seems to be a running list of diagnosed/likely FAS lolcows and an overwhelmingly high likelihood of them have comorbidities like some flavor of tism.

I have had mother's of special needs kids admit to me privately that maybe there should be kind and gentle euthanasia options for hopeless cases. I've also heard nurses say similar. Nurses are pretty pragmatic tho.
 
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BluntyBitch said:
This reminds me of a great story, but I'm gonna do it in the school stories thread. (There is also a serial killers fangirls thread here too, which actually has some amazing...tragedy larping for kids)

Not my cow, but I've checked out his op and random features . seems to be a running list of diagnosed/likely FAS lolcows and an overwhelmingly high likelihood of them have comorbidities like some flavor of tism.

I have had mother's of special needs kids admit to me privately that maybe there should be kind and gentle euthanasia options for hopeless cases. I've also heard nurses say similar. Nurses are pretty pragmatic tho.
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I had no idea about the SK fan girl thread. Im going to have to take a look at that lol
 
I only ever worked as a Substitute Teacher but… yes I did.

There was a kid apparently caught with Hentai in his backpack. He was often really hostile anytime people brought it up. This was 10th Grade or Year 10 for Britfags. This kid had severe anger issues. Like even telling him something was wrong would trigger a really intense response from him. I wonder where that kid is now.
 
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I was never a teacher but I remember a classmate I had that was a total sperg. He'd always ask for a dollar, we played a trick on him and had a dollar lying in the floor attatched to fishing line. He got on all fours and chased that dollar. I eventually have it to him for being a good sport and making me laugh. Another situation that happened, I was in shop class and we were all sitting in the classroom waiting for the teacher to come in, and there was a big trail of ants walking through the classroom. The same kid screamed "ants" and started stomping on them. When the teacher returned he asked "boy why are you stomping my ants?, go to the principles office." Minutes passed and the teacher sent someone to look for the sperg, and he was found wandering the halls, he was told to come back to class. When he got back the teacher told him to go back to the principles office. It cracked me up. The teacher was notorious for calling people retards and gay boys. He'd even sneak up behind people when they were using very dangerous saws and scare them. He was a hoot.
 
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BluntyBitch said:
* This is the state of Kyle's heroic actions, so what yall need to remember is the standard of Throwing The Book and charging someone with a dozen charges, half of them makes you squint and furrow your brow like "huh? They're charging him with that? Hmmm okayyy" only to maybe be convicted on one or two (or none!). Because it's nothing necessarily to do with actual breaking laws and punishment but that as a state, it's really more about social issues of The Public Is Pissed Off We Should Charge Him (somehow, with something! Or many things!) And they wana appear Not Soft on "crime" yet when defendants routinely plead down massive overblown charges, especially from several felonies to like a single misdemeanor no jail time, well that looks weak doesn't it kiwis? Honestly it is all very passive aggressive, which is so typical of the state but of the Midwest in general.
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In my travels I know of a law enforcement organisation that regularly throws a couple more charges to make a "hamburger with the lot".

It's not really to be HARD ON CRIME in that case - places are different - but sometimes if a person commits a wonton Act Of Troonery (metaphor alert), the LEO might also lay charges of Retardation, Faggotry, Sped-enabling and Chomo-In-Public to the brief. I mean they aren't FALSE charges - a Troon is a Troon - but a pain in the ass to prove.

So when the offender turns up to court, he might be willing to plead guilty no-contest to Troonery in exchange for dropping all the other charges, before even setting foot in the court room and everyone gets to go home before lunch.
 
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TsundereDev said:
Public school teachers make poverty wages, but it is inarguable that there are pedophiles and mental children that get into education. As for abuse of power, that can be applied to many professions besides teaching, but you have a point
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This is a terrible argument. Once you have tenure at a school you are essentially set for life. Your wages increase incrementally over time to the point where you can mak 60k off of an educators salary in addition to a union ram by other teachers who will always hold out for the members, insurance that provides coverage to the whole family since most teachers are women and that’s something they look for, and a position that you will be able to keep for 20 years with no fear of losing it as long as you don’t do something exceptional. This is an aside from the social status increase. You’re raising every mouth breathers kid and guess what if they can find a way to help the teacher they will do it. Car isn’t working? Someone is a mechanic? It’s the holidays? Everyone brings you enough food to last two weeks (at least at the primary school level). Go to the bar? Free drinks from parents/former students.

There is so many reasons to get into teaching and thinking so lowly about public schools is spergy. for every bad one there’s a good public school. The same goes for private and charter schools.
 
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Butwhythough said:
It was just the way the teacher was, he called us "retards of the world" he was very eccentric. I don't know why he claimed the ants were his but that's just how he was.
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This dude sounds based actually. You should just cave in and admit that those were actually his ants. His personal ants.
 
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Secret Messages said:
turns out people that loved school so much they wanted to stay there forever tend to be childish big shocker

it’s either that or they like having and abusing power over others but are too limp-wristed to do it to their peers so they have to be tyrannical to little fuckin kids
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Phys Ed teachers are the worse for that shit, they just don't understand that the vast majority of kids don't want to even be doing sports let alone being pushed hard.
I knew a teacher who would scream at children, throw stuff at them, and hit them with textbooks if they pissed her off. She would chase kids and hit them if they were at their lockers at lunch, or walking to another teacher's classroom to make up a test they were sick or on vacation for. She has a famous kid who is even more of a headcase than her.
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Sounds like the stories my mother used to tell me, Math teacher spent the whole lesson fighting with the men and throwing blackboard erasers at her. Lol. No wonder boomers can't do simple math when they spent their entire school lives doing fuck all.
 
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Teaching future lolcows to stop being lolcows only for them to figure out that this website exists where we talk about lolcows.


In all seriousness, going to an all boys high school would make you think we’d have lolcows, but I think the teachers forced us to not act like that.
 
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currently going to community college and am taking a 3D design class. This is a required credit for any kind of art based degree here.

But unusually, this guy isn't exactly the stereotypical art student, besides being profoundly autistic. He actually hates the class and hates taking college classes in general, but his parents are making him get a degree. He says that he doesn't like art, doesn't like academics, doesn't like sports, and acknowledges that he is generally socially inept. He just really likes cars.

That isn't why I'm choosing to write about him; it's just to give you a general profile. I feel the need to preface the rest of this with the fact that he is in his early 20s.

This guy just randomly goes into political topics while we're having a completely unrelated discussion, which range from his opinions on tattoos (useless, slutty, occasionally satanic) to his views on the EU (used to think America should join, now wants to see it destroyed) to his views on Christianity. Sub teacher's been doing her level best to get him to do his work, and the replacement for the last teacher that just came in is more or less doing everything short of violence to get him to work in class rather than talk.

In the midst of a generalized discussion on career prospects and living situations among people in this class while we're working, a female classmate brings up the fact that her roommates do stupid witchy stuff in their spare time.

Cow classmate proceeds to stop working and go into a diatribe on the level of old guard evangelical "Dungeons and Dragons is the devil" level rhetoric about how even the mildest of dabbling in witchy aesthetics can actually summon Satan to attack you. Says he used to believe in "new age crystal therapy healing" and tried to heal a back injury with it, before finally being converted to the "true faith." (after the injury continued getting worse)

So naturally, I started more or less prompting him to keep talking. He's telling this girl that if they continue doing stuff like that, she needs to kick them out before they summon a powerful satanic attack. She just shrugs him off and just makes a joke about the Exorcist.

"Y'know, that--that's not actually--that's not real, an upright cross won't protect you, that's a catholic myth. The Pope wears upright crosses and he is one of the evilest men on the planet."

Goes on to say "Y'know, New Age, Satanists, Roman Catholics--they're all the same, really, they all teach the same stuff." and go on about how the Jesuits and Roman Catholics infiltrated the education system and rewrote all of history in favor of their propaganda.

"And y'know, unlike myths about Jewish bankers, this stuff is true."

It's a fun class
 
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