Has anyone actually sent Chris some reeb?

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Like proper stuff? Would he actually drink it or would Barb just get rid of it?

Also, I'd just like to say, if I start brewing my own I probably would call it 'Reeb'
 
I don't think Chris would enjoy the flavor, he prefers sweet stuff. When he did drink alcohol it was something fruity. I'm the same way, I prefer margaritas over reeb.

Additionally, if he got this in the mail from some troll, he would be too paranoid to drink it and assume it was poisoned or something.
 
PROTIP: It's illegal to send alcohol to individuals in the US without having a proper distribution license. So, no, I wouldn't say someone would have. Also why waste the money? Keep that booze for yourself!
 
pickleniggo said:
PROTIP: It's illegal to send alcohol to individuals in the US without having a proper distribution license. So, no, I wouldn't say someone would have. Also why waste the money? Keep that booze for yourself!

I actually didn't know that.

I know it's illegal to send alcohol through airmail anyway.
 
The bigger question is why would you send anything to him anyway? Total waste of money.
 
Zim said:
The bigger question is why would you send anything to him anyway? Total waste of money.

That is a question you need to ask others.
 
CalmMyTits said:
I don't think Chris would enjoy the flavor, he prefers sweet stuff. When he did drink alcohol it was something fruity. I'm the same way, I prefer margaritas over reeb.
Eh, Chris drinks beers sometimes.

CalmMyTits said:
Additionally, if he got this in the mail from some troll, he would be too paranoid to drink it and assume it was poisoned or something.
Yeah, this.
 
Is reeb a kind of beer?
 
Holdek said:
Is reeb a kind of beer?

Nope, it's just a cwcism for the glorious beverage. I'm rather partial to that particular Cwcism, is all.
 
Marvin said:
Eh, Chris drinks beers sometimes.
i'd hardly call budweiser "beer" but then again this is a guy who considers mcdonald's "food" so it's something to expect.

he'd never drink microbrews for the same reason he'd never eat burgers that are from places other than fast food.
 
Big Bob Pataki said:
Marvin said:
Eh, Chris drinks beers sometimes.
i'd hardly call budweiser "beer" but then again this is a guy who considers mcdonald's "food" so it's something to expect.
Heh, well, he drinks attempted beers, I guess. Something that is beer-esque. I don't know.

Big Bob Pataki said:
he'd never drink microbrews for the same reason he'd never eat burgers that are from places other than fast food.
He very rarely will go to places like TGI Friday's because those sort of restaurants are what Chris thinks qualify as "fancy" restaurants. Though I don't know if he gets burgers there. Maybe chicken fingers or something.
 
Alec! Brew some Asper-reeb, then tell Chris that it's wildly successful with the millions of former Sonichu fans. That might be a good way to get him into micro-brewing.
 
DevilDog said:
Alec! Brew some Asper-reeb, then tell Chris that it's wildly successful with the millions of former Sonichu fans. That might be a good way to get him into micro-brewing.

Oh God, do you really want Chris to blow up 14 Branchland Court?
 
DevilDog said:
Alec! Brew some Asper-reeb, then tell Chris that it's wildly successful with the millions of former Sonichu fans. That might be a good way to get him into micro-brewing.

Asper-Reeb! Asperchu's official beverage!
 
Marvin said:
Big Bob Pataki said:
he'd never drink microbrews for the same reason he'd never eat burgers that are from places other than fast food.
He very rarely will go to places like TGI Friday's because those sort of restaurants are what Chris thinks qualify as "fancy" restaurants. Though I don't know if he gets burgers there. Maybe chicken fingers or something.
That and likely it's beyond his monthly budget once he buys a bunch of shit with the tugboat.
 
This sort of makes me wonder if Christ would even know how to open a beer that didn't come with a twist-off cap.
 
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