Has Anyone taken this weird internet test?

[KID NAMED SCHWARMAPUNK]

It's basically abt how the internet has fucked you up. Looks interesting .

Meme Analysis | Explore the Myth Of The Internet

The Wired, the interconnected circuitous energies of humanity. An energetic diorama of the real world, it is built through fortified, repetitive desires establishing themselves.

memeanalysis.webflow.io

 

[seri0us]

did i win

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

huh
Disturbingly accurate

 

[KID NAMED SCHWARMAPUNK]

View attachment 4679770
did i win

No.
You have been too absorbed into shit on the Internet(The alien) and you also get easily angry at said shit on the Internet(The Minotaur).

 

[KID NAMED SCHWARMAPUNK]

Here's my result:

I'm...not surprised tbh. I don't really feel much for Internet going ons, yet looking at it all is still rather addicting...

 

[rel=alternate]

I am confused

 

[vomitusdeux]

I'm apparently
Alien
Minotaur
Moloch
Ok.

 

[KID NAMED SCHWARMAPUNK]

I am confused

View attachment 4679877

You can click on the icons to get better explanation (though some articles are still under construction).

The minotaur is the internet feeding on your anger (endless doomposting, news articles calculated to offend you by targeting your personal beliefs, thoughts,etc)

The Alien is the internet absorbing you into its world, making you slowly forget about real tangible things that are literally around you).

Moloch is the internet being turned into one vast circus (twitter, Reddit, Tiktok etc) and the people consuming its entertainments being inturn, consumed by it.

I hope that made sense.

@vomitusdeux

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

why do I have that little statue in mine?

 

[KID NAMED SCHWARMAPUNK]

why do I have that little statue in mine?

Sites still a WIP, so only some of the results have their statues for now.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Sites still a WIP, so only some of the results have their statues for now.

Oh well I like the art for the statue, it's my spirit animal

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Ironically inaccurate since I made my passion my job and my job prevents me from playing vidya games now.

 

[KID NAMED SCHWARMAPUNK]

Oh well I like the art for the statue, it's my spirit animal

Screenshot it and keep it as a reminder of sorts.

@The Skeksis Emperor did you try retaking the test? Maybe you weren't completely honest abt Some of your answers.
The first time, I took this test, I had child of reality (FUCKIN NORMIE!!! REEEEE!!!!) which seemed rather wrong. I retook it it and that's how I got my current result.

 

[My Name is Ed]

Ha, no spider for me. I am pure.

 

[KID NAMED SCHWARMAPUNK]

Ha, no spider for me. I am pure.

And the rest?

 

[My Name is Ed]

And the rest?

100% got the others. But no spider at least.

 

[Cool kitties club]

Its over ...

 

[KID NAMED SCHWARMAPUNK]

Yeah, about that...

Y'know considering the nature of this site, this combination might be quite common...
Three other people had the same Moloch/Minotaur/Alien combo.
Atleast you apparently lack any crippling intimacy issues (parasocial ''romance''*, porn addiction e.t.c).

*Is that the right term?

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

So I gave it a shot

Spoiler: First result

Then I figured maybe I could've answered some of the questions differently

Spoiler: Second result

I guess I'm a damned gamer.

 

[KID NAMED SCHWARMAPUNK]

So I gave it a shot

Spoiler: First result

View attachment 4680104

Then I figured maybe I could've answered some of the questions differently

Spoiler: Second result

View attachment 4680094

I guess I'm a damned gamer.

He was a gamer boy
She said "see you later, boy!"(he has willingly cast himself into the sacrificial flames of Moloch)