Has Anyone taken this weird internet test?

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Confetti Meringue said:
Rather inaccurate for me. Said child of Minotaur, but doesn't seem to consider my limited internet usage or how often that internet usage relates to anger/disgust. Interesting premise, though.
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It's pretty inaccurate in general I think, because it makes a lot of assumption and does not correlate things between each others.

If you work on the internet, or if you consume all your medias online, you already are most likely forever online.

Then again, it's apparently a work in progress, maybe a feedback form could help improve the results as they go. Depending on whether there is actually something behind it, and not just a rating scale.
 
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KID NAMED SCHWARMAPUNK said:
You can click on the icons to get better explanation (though some articles are still under construction).

The minotaur is the internet feeding on your anger (endless doomposting, news articles calculated to offend you by targeting your personal beliefs, thoughts,etc)

The Alien is the internet absorbing you into its world, making you slowly forget about real tangible things that are literally around you).

Moloch is the internet being turned into one vast circus (twitter, Reddit, Tiktok etc) and the people consuming its entertainments being inturn, consumed by it.

I hope that made sense.

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Well fuck I don't like how accurate this is
 
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Touchdown for Moloch, when you shoot the Baal
Touchdown for Moloch, deep into the hole
Spread eagle statue anointed with oil
Get up each morning for meaningless toil

 
Eh. I don't take tests like this too seriously because the way they're set up, the answers you're allowed to give are too vague and don't allow for context.

Like one of the questions is "Do you have more online friends than real ones?" Imagine for example you live at an Arctic outpost. Of course that person is gonna say "yes." But this program will still take that answer to mean he's terminally online.

To be honest this is why I don't take psychoanalysis in general seriously, it always goes in with the idea that something is wrong with you and that you can "fix" it when some things are just... circumstances.

EDIT: I think I also got OLEA. But something tells me I could take this test five times and get five different results even if I answered truthfully all five times.
 
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I got OISA, The Lost, Completely Afflicted,

You have lost everything in your inaction. You must seek the way out of the Labyrinth.
An Alien Child of Moloch, the Minotaur, and the Spider.

Now, here's the thing, you can tell it's basically running through four broad types (not exclusive) of dysfunction. Are you a game addict, are you a porn addict, are you socially withdrawn, are you a political extremist. Of these I'd say the political aspect has gotten a lot better lately, the gaming aspect a lot worse (although you could also look at it as that my mood was out of control until I found I could stop it effortlessly by gaming), the socially withdrawn got a lot worse (I work around shitheads), and the porn got worse then got better.

But yeah, if a person spends pretty much all day at their desktop playing video games and Kiwi Farms, then they'll get a pretty gnarly result.


Edit: This shit is terrifying, thank you OP.

Everyone here mostly is A (obviously, Internet forum users are a different sect of people than just Internet users in general) and many O (gaming is the television of current year, most normal people are probably excessive users) and I (political nutjobs). What's missing is porn, which I think was the least fair of my afflictions. I can only watch it for like a minute before I jerk off and lose all interest. But there was a point I was finding it less effective, interest in novelty, and that alarmed me and I intentionally cut back and it was successful.
 
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At least I'm not a spider.
 
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