Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

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The best part is the fact that this clip is going to follow Hasan around for literally the rest of his fucking life. Any time he goes out with TTS or media clips on, this is going to appear. People will "audio bomb" him with this clip in public. He will NEVER get away from this.
Fucking GOOD.

This man has ranted and raved about punching literal nazis and being a big strong boy, he should never be able to escape the moment that his supposed King of Nazis called him out in front of thousands and his only response was to call the police and make excuses.

The worst part is that he could easily agree to the match, throw the proceeds to some charity or anti-hate group, and Sam would probably still do it. This would be a big fight, he could really use this to his advantage to make the change he wants to see and all he can do is run and pretend it'll all blow over. What an utter waste of resources and opportunity.
 
THE DUDE IS MOVING THE PAD TO MATCH HIS KICK! Like, holy shit dude. When I took martial arts, my sensei would lay me out with a straight spear strike to the chest because I landed one snap kick on him. These are the kinda kicks we were taught to catch and break their knee.

Just... what the fukk man? You can just take the hit and alligator roll* his leg out of the socket. Fukken fag. Yeah, I'm mad.
 
I think even Chris-Chan could kick Hassan Piker's ass. Anyone can kick Hassn Piker's ass.

The guy is just your average stereotypical Leftoid debate dudebro that talks shit and when someone tries to confront him he acts like Ethan Ralph where the tries to beat around the bush and tries to avoid not getting his ass kicked.

I don't think you need to be Sam Hyde to beat Piker's ass, even the wimpiest soyboy that you can find on Twitter can kick Hassan Piker's sorry ass anyway.
 
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I can’t believe some of LAPDs finest will be at Hassan’s door, Hovered around his phone as Hasan piker shows them a man who just won a pay per view boxing match in a stadium of about 40,000 people tell an obvious joke.

Like lul what.

I don’t follow Hassan on any socials but I can imagine him making a tweet like;

“Fuck the LAPD, I showed them a credible threat made by a neo Nazi at me but because he was white they ignored it and laughed at me #ACAB”
 
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If Sam Hyde does fight Hassan Piker, I think that will mark the end of the whole 'Leftoid Dudebro' scene because it will make people realize how fucking retarded Breadtube is and how fucking retarded the Online Left is in general anyway.

Hasan Piker spent years grifting his way to the top talking about 'Punching Nazis' and 'Destroying Capitalism' and here I am watching that clip of him making those weak ass punches.

I honestly have more respect for Communists of the 20th century than I do for the Armchair Activists that we see today because at least the Commies of back then could actually put up a fight and if the Commies back then were to look at these bunch of idiots like Hasan Piker or Vaush I think they would both laugh their asses off and also cry knowing that this would be the future of the Communist movement which is populated by wimpy betamales and blue-haired retards.

So if Sam Hyde and Hasan Piker fight it out one day, I think most of Hasan's fans will finally see him for the whiney bitch that he is and most of his female simps will leave him anyway.
 
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Piker has been identified as a progressive, leftist, Marxist and a democratic socialist. He has advocated in favor of workplace democracy, universal health care, intersectional feminism, LGBTQ+ rights, and gun control; he has advocated against war, American imperialism, Islamophobia, white supremacy and capitalism.
To anyone unfamiliar with this guy, this should tell you everything you need to know.
 
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Did the fuckboy really call LAPD? What a fag.

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Hassan is a softboy socialist who probably took a small dose of PEDs to get some muscles. His punches lack power and if you watch his hands he opens his thumb. He also doesn't look like he trains legs and back when I used to box my coach would say squats were the best form of weight lifting since it helps with power and can prevent you from falling when you start having shaky legs
Fucker needs to learn to keep his head up while punching, I know it's common to look down or away, but dude if you're going to punch something practice looking at the target at least. That way you can appear like you're serious about boxing even if your ideology is a joke.
 
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Hassan is a softboy socialist who probably took a small dose of PEDs to get some muscles. His punches lack power and if you watch his hands he opens his thumb. He also doesn't look like he trains legs and back when I used to box my coach would say squats were the best form of weight lifting since it helps with power and can prevent you from falling when you start having shaky legs
He doesn't just lack power, he lacks speed too. He's clearly someone who got big muscles just to look good, now those muscles are basically an in built restraint for his frame instead of being drivers for movement and power. And those chicken legs are hilarious. All the dumb e-girls who fawn over him must never have noticed them, or they'd get "the ick" lol
 
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