Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

[Chilson]

maybe i'm just too old for this shit but i don't understand the appeal of hasan or any of these twitch niggas at all

Zoomers are the stupidest and faggiest generation imaginable with Millenials being a close second due to rock bottom education standards (thanks massively corrupt teachers unions), 24/7 indoctrination of the worlds stupidest ideologies on every "popular" platform, and the wide spread adoption of "compassionate" child rearing styles that don't engender any sense of willpower, grit, strength, critical thinking or self-preservation.

Many are also closet millionaires due to their rich parents and the insane executive nepotism within the business world. They are so unlikable/uninteresting as people, and therefore cripplingly lonely, that they pay for the attention of twitch streamers as a quick substitute for genuine human interaction.

That is the audience Hasan and twitch faggots appeal to.

 

[Punished Puck]

If anyone cares, Hasan and Valkyrae are undoubtedly in a relationship. Apparently they bonded at Coachella this year.

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surprised its not another literal whore this time, looks like hes broadening his horizons

 

[Chilson]

surprised its not another literal whore this time, looks like hes broadening his horizons

Its an e-thot, so the basic whore principles, expectations and standards are all in place. He is not really broadening his horizons so much as he is trying a different flavor of ice cream.

 

[Marche]

If anyone cares, Hasan and Valkyrae are undoubtedly in a relationship. Apparently they bonded at Coachella this year.

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Just PR for parasocial retards who get off on "friends" tier scripting

 

[CatharticShitHead]

maybe i'm just too old for this shit but i don't understand the appeal of hasan or any of these twitch niggas at all

Schizo rant incoming. Prepare yourselves.

The appeal is due to I think, two things.

1) He's moderately attractive. Hasan and every other person who's "big" on twitch is big because they look good or are cracked at video games. Hasan's Gotham Knights with Jerma should show you all that you need on his skils as a gaymer. His influence is mostly due to him being attractive, and having dick sucking orbiters that agree with every dogshit take he has. There's a reason why "Spokesperson" is a legitimate job. People who look nice, who sound nice, etc can more easily convince someone of an argument or position than someone who's a 2/10 on looks or voice.

2) Dick sucking orbiters. Twitch is BUILT off of the very unhealthy parasocial nature of streaming. Go to any stream, ANY stream that has at least 15 or more viewers and you will see a community of people orbiting the streamer.

With small streamers, that community is built off of the streamer giving them the attention they always wanted. It's gotten to the point where they will recognize usernames and speak to them as friends. And when they treat them badly, it's a controversy. Look up "Wefoundthebody" if you wanna see what I mean. Or better yet, here's a link from local monotone retard Critikal .

With big streamers, that small community transforms from individuals into a big hive mind blob that spams what the fuck ever. It could be anything. But it's a community nonetheless and with community comes camaraderie. People become tightknit in this and will support streamer through literally whatever issues may come. Be it small like the stream being audio only for 5 seconds or big like Logan Paul and his famous adventure in the Suicide Forest. For some genuine losers, this community is one of the only reasons to live. And if somebody attacks their streamer, they take it as an attack on them.

That's the appeal on twitch. You can find moderately attractive people to yank your meat to, if you're depraved, or you can find a community to assimilate into, if you're lonely.

 

[AssignedEva]

Was moderately attractive. It's easy to picture Hasan back in his "wokebae" days 5 or 6 years ago, but he currently looks like this:

Zoom in on his face; that's a rough 31. Woof.

 

[Cantercoin]

Was moderately attractive. It's easy to picture Hasan back in his "wokebae" days 5 or 6 years ago, but he currently looks like this:
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Zoom in on his face; that's a rough 31. Woof.

This is something you'd see someones Mexican grandfather wear. Then again a lot of these streamers seem to love to dress and look the absolute worst they could possibly be

 

[realitysurf]

Was moderately attractive. It's easy to picture Hasan back in his "wokebae" days 5 or 6 years ago, but he currently looks like this:
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Zoom in on his face; that's a rough 31. Woof.

Jesus. I would expect him to be balding looking like that. Finasteride?

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

 

[The Fuck's Going On Here]

Was moderately attractive. It's easy to picture Hasan back in his "wokebae" days 5 or 6 years ago, but he currently looks like this:
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Zoom in on his face; that's a rough 31. Woof.

Oh my god...looking on the pattern on that shirt; this guy increasingly looks like a Turkish stereotype by the day.
I half expect him to be on family guy wearing too much cologne and driving a white BMW.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

So quirky.

 

[Marche]

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So quirky.

The fact its zero two just shows how badly he is trying to pretend to be a quirky total weeb.
The most seasonal normalfag coomer waifubait character of a season in the last 10 years from an awful forgettable anime.

So many ewhores tried to skinwalk as Zero two.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

I never thought Vaush or Destiny were super smart, but then I try not to poison my mind by watching their content. What Breadtube does have is sociability, and they are good at rhetoric. (I suspect they have received NGO/intelligence training on that score). This often allows them to stump conservatives and alt rightists who aren't as good in public debates-either by making them look uninformed or catching them in rhetorical traps, they are good at argument and the spectacle of argument.

Also you don't see many Leftists today who reflexively defend Russia or say "'the US is worse", or claim "uh the state department supporting gay rights is bad...something colonialism." Which used to be so common in online leftist/socialist circles.

Vaush in particular has utterly BTFOed the sort of reflexive "west bad" western leftist and made socialist/social democrat aesthetics much more amenable to Liberals and Lib normie audiences.

Really Breadtube's greatest accomplishment is making being a communist or whatever seem well adjusted-not some weirdo that actually tries to read Kapital or fantasize about protracted people's war in Canada(I remember reading some website where some likely high college kids were actually imagining applying Mao's theory to Canada)-that's how out of touch and ridiculous a lot of these people were.

Online leftists before breadtube were riven with this sort of autism, as well as alienation from the liberal mainstream-Vaush and Destiny and the rest have bridged this. By understanding social nuances, public presentation and being skilled at rhetoric.

Obviously the far right has bigger challenges/no NGOs or covert ops helping them but there is a lesson to be learned.

None of these people are particularly smart however trying to destroy these people arguments will get you banned off every major platform the reason though allowed to exist is simply due to the fact that no one is actually afraid of them who actually holds political power and they would rather have these fake ideological radicals controlling the minds of impressionable youth or to use a political term .
It is perfectly benign radicalism which holds no actual threat to anybody who actually holds any degree of political power
These people look completely on board with every agenda Push by people like Klaus Schwab weff and people like
Larry Fink
And know the intelligence Community would not waste time on these idiots because they don't need to do anything these people do it simply because they somehow believe that they are going to gain some upper hand over the leftist globalist establishment hate to break it to these people but more intelligent people have been absorbed by the system than them.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Way to not totally sound sinister at all about Steven Crowder‘s fragile heart, Hasan. Such a gentlemen.

 

[Idiocy Abroad]

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Way to not totally sound sinister at all about Steven Crowder‘s fragile heart, Hasan. Such a gentlemen.

I'd love to see Hasan fuck a fat bitch to show how progressive he is. He totally won't though, only trafficked eastern European "sex workers" and braindead LA thots for him.

 

[lupinthethird]

Are we certain all his girlfriends aren't/haven't been 'beards'? There are many pictures of him kissing males (particularly young men), couple this with the fact that he purchased a house in West Hollywood, a notoriously gay community. Here's a picture he posted on New Year's, definitely straight as an arrow, huh?

 

[Local Fed]

I'd love to see Hasan fuck a fat bitch to show how progressive he is. He totally won't though, only trafficked eastern European "sex workers" and braindead LA thots for him.

Until Hasan joins a polycule with Vaush and his ogress, he will forever be an alt-right chud.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

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Way to not totally sound sinister at all about Steven Crowder‘s fragile heart, Hasan. Such a gentlemen.

If Hasan wasn't such a fragile Turkish princess, he should fight Sam.

 

[AssignedEva]

Are we certain all his girlfriends aren't/haven't been 'beards'? There are many pictures of him kissing males (particularly young men), couple this with the fact that he purchased a house in West Hollywood, a notoriously gay community. Here's a picture he posted on New Year's, definitely straight as an arrow, huh?
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I think that's Kurtis Conner, who got married to his gf of 8 years a few months ago.

I'm fairly sure if Hasan was bi or gay he'd have used it for social media clout by now. Maybe his family is conservative but he's a multi-millionaire who embarrasses himself on Twitch for a living, so I can't see why he'd stay in the closet.

 

[Tepes Thot]

I think that's Kurtis Conner, who got married to his gf of 8 years a few months ago.

I'm fairly sure if Hasan was bi or gay he'd have used it for social media clout by now. Maybe his family is conservative but he's a multi-millionaire who embarrasses himself on Twitch for a living, so I can't see why he'd stay in the closet.

Oh god Kurtis Conner, that’s a name I haven’t heard in a while. He became one of those “Aesthetic: My Name Is Earl, Politics: Outhouse Scented.” types fast.