Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

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etcetcetc said:
Watch him do squats. Doesn't even complete them.

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"Gotta work on depth" no shit nigger you have done 0 squats if you aren't even hitting parallel. Wide leg stance means he doesn't have to go ass to grass but you gotta actually fucking try. And fucking hell he should not be squatting that weight in those shoes. The toe spring alone is probably fucking his depth. Fucking idiot. He's folding forward and having to do a good morning to get the weight back off his lower back. Rich dick can't get an extra mirror for watching his own form or some proper squat shoes.
 
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Harambe said:
"Gotta work on depth" no shit nigger you have done 0 squats if you aren't even hitting parallel. Wide leg stance means he doesn't have to go ass to grass but you gotta actually fucking try. And fucking hell he should not be squatting that weight in those shoes. The toe spring alone is probably fucking his depth. Fucking idiot. He's folding forward and having to do a good morning to get the weight back off his lower back. Rich dick can't get an extra mirror for watching his own form or some proper squat shoes.
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The irony is that he does his workouts over at his trainer's place.
 
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etcetcetc said:
The irony is that he does his workouts over at his trainer's place.
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Is this the same trainer that teaches him "MMA"? I swear, between the roach, Ian, and his handler Anisa, I'm wondering if that guy is running some killer[pun not intended] scam selling his mediocre services to youtubers.
 
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Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
Is this the same trainer that teaches him "MMA"? I swear, between the roach, Ian, and his handler Anisa, I'm wondering if that guy is running some killer[pun not intended] scam selling his mediocre services to youtubers.
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I'm not sure you even need to wonder, that definitely seems to be the case. Mediocre might be a bit generous though
 
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Hasan did some "photoshoot" that involved blood and posted a pic to Twitter...
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Which of course resulted in a flood of people reposting it with captions about Hasan being brutally beaten by Sam Hyde in his home, e.g.
https://twitter.com/nicholasdeorio/status/1624964473013280768
 
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Harambe said:
"Gotta work on depth" no shit nigger you have done 0 squats if you aren't even hitting parallel. Wide leg stance means he doesn't have to go ass to grass but you gotta actually fucking try. And fucking hell he should not be squatting that weight in those shoes. The toe spring alone is probably fucking his depth. Fucking idiot. He's folding forward and having to do a good morning to get the weight back off his lower back. Rich dick can't get an extra mirror for watching his own form or some proper squat shoes.
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Stop giving him advice. If anyone deserves to get injured while working out for having shitty form, it's him. Not that he'll actually read this, but I'm patiently waiting for him to fuck up his back so he finally put the Candyman thing to rest without looking like a sniveling little pussy.
 
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Idiocy Abroad said:
Stop giving him advice. If anyone deserves to get injured while working out for having shitty form, it's him. Not that he'll actually read this, but I'm patiently waiting for him to fuck up his back so he finally put the Candyman thing to rest without looking like a sniveling little pussy.
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You're right, and I was wrong.

Hasan, you're not paying your trainer enough, and your results speak for themselves. You mog the fuck out of me, and you should consider power lifting. Your long, many-jointed Turk legs, all 6 of them, are perfectly suited for squatting. Breaking 3pl8 is basically a superhuman achievement.
 
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lyga said:
Hasan did some "photoshoot" that involved blood and posted a pic to Twitter...
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Which of course resulted in a flood of people reposting it with captions about Hasan being brutally beaten by Sam Hyde in his home, e.g.
https://twitter.com/nicholasdeorio/status/1624964473013280768
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Is this him trying to flex his warrior image? For all we know, this could be him using fake blood, while trying to show how tough he is. Even the glasses he’s wearing is not helping this photo shoot.
 
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etcetcetc said:
Watch him do squats. Doesn't even complete them.

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Is it bad that I think Sam has better form in his "Guy Heaven" series?
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If I had to describe Twitch in a nutshell it's like WWE, but for crippling lonely socialist faggots who have too much parent's money to spend on intolerable narcissistic whores with daddy issues and infinite amount of free time.

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SORE FUCKING LOSERS
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Please don't lump Vinny in with those guys. He may be a classic 70s liberal but he's not TOO far gone. I am worried for Mike though.
 
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it is a damn sha
Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
Is this the same trainer that teaches him "MMA"? I swear, between the roach, Ian, and his handler Anisa, I'm wondering if that guy is running some killer[pun not intended] scam selling his mediocre services to youtubers.
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me that hasan will never fight sam hyde, that shit would be so fucking funny.
 
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How is a trans girl dying relevant to nyt covering J.K Rowling lol, she might be a "terf" but does that mean she's out there fighting with every single troon? They make it sound like she's the one responsible for her death. Just like they did with drop kiwifarms... kinda interesting how they use these tragedies as their currencies, as If they are not the ones solely responsible for fucking up these kids with indoctrination and making them kill themselves by ruining their own body.
 
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