Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

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Hasan's currently in bongland. I was going to make a point of how his ilk of zoomer lefty go all around the world just to have the same experiences they do at home and openly mock the cultures they visit (his only post about being here was about how the only good food he'd found was ethnic food), but before I could post he's finally shown some cultural curiosity:

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Based on the clothes and the decor I suspect he's having tea at The Ritz or one of the other flash London hotels that have a dress code. And where afternoon tea is expensive, like £80 a head, more if you have champagne.

I kind of envy him. Man lives a life of total luxury that his fanbase proudly claim they want to destroy and they still stan him at every turn.
lmao isn' t he a fucking socialist? Shouldn't he be against the monarchy, as well as not amass wealth for extravagances such as this shit? He's always been a slimy piece of shit so I am not surprised at all.
 
lmao isn' t he a fucking socialist? Shouldn't he be against the monarchy, as well as not amass wealth for extravagances such as this shit? He's always been a slimy piece of shit so I am not surprised at all.
This is what Hasan counts as "humor". Mocking the British monarchy while talking in a really bad fake English accent. If you are a ultra woke SJW you can only make "jokes" about traditional white institutions.
 
I kind of envy him. Man lives a life of total luxury that his fanbase proudly claim they want to destroy and they still stan him at every turn.
If I could get paid several million a year to make vague half hearted arguments about capitalism while living in Hollywood and living like a king I would do it in a heart beat.
 
lmao isn' t he a fucking socialist? Shouldn't he be against the monarchy, as well as not amass wealth for extravagances such as this shit? He's always been a slimy piece of shit so I am not surprised at all.
He'll be being ironic, the prime form of humour of his kind (and shields you against any accusation of hypocrisy). Obviously you don't have to be an ardent monarchist to go have afternoon tea, but you can do it at a significantly cheaper price than the place it looks he went to. Only the best for our proud Salt of the Earth Boy, though.
 
He'll be being ironic, the prime form of humour of his kind (and shields you against any accusation of hypocrisy). Obviously you don't have to be an ardent monarchist to go have afternoon tea, but you can do it at a significantly cheaper price than the place it looks he went to. Only the best for our proud Salt of the Earth Boy, though.
Yeah, I realise it's sarcasm now. I feel like you can never be sure with a retard like him since his brain functions on faulty logic.
 
If I could get paid several million a year to make vague half hearted arguments about capitalism while living in Hollywood and living like a king I would do it in a heart beat.
Most people with no integrity and principles also will make you believe that white privelige is a real thing, while tell you that children need to rip off their genitals for some reason.

Living in Hollywood is just the easiest cheat code one can make, even while doing the above as a bonus.
 
Based on the clothes and the decor I suspect he's having tea at The Ritz or one of the other flash London hotels that have a dress code. And where afternoon tea is expensive, like £80 a head, more if you have champagne.
Your guess is correct, this is indeed the Ritz.

Afternoon tea (the fancy one, I'm not going to sperg about the differences between afternoon tea and high tea) is served in the Palm Court:
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There's a champagne flute on the table, so they've not gone for the cheapest option (which is traditional afternoon tea). Ironically the traditional tea is the "classy" option, which is a selection of teas, fancy little sandwiches, scones with jam and cream, fancy pastries and tea cakes. They've opted for a "bubbles" tea which is a concession the Ritz have made for people who are willing to pay for the Ritz but are not willing to behave like they're supposed to be in the Ritz and want a single glass of champagne because they're already spending so much money on being there and thus they need to "celebrate", even though champagne defeats the whole point of trying all the fancy teas they have. It would have been about £95 per person ($120). Afternoon tea is normally served at around 4pm although they do other sittings.

They're then in the Ritz Restaurant.
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While Ritz diners would normally go for table d'hôte (fixed price menu of multiple courses), you can of course go à la carte or even try arts de la table and dine on Beef Wellington (about £180/$225 dollars, and that's if you just get a beef wellington for main with no starter or dessert or wine with your meal).

Regardless of how "ironic" Hasan was being, he either has spent a day mooching about the Ritz (presumably stopping over at the Rivoli bar for cocktails between afternoon tea and his dinner reservation - maybe he went for their signature rusty nail cocktail of Glenmorangie Signet Whisky with 1960’s Drambuie - £90/$110 a glass) or he was staying at the Ritz, because if you go there for afternoon tea you don't just get to hang around for a while afterwards without paying for something.

So he's spent a hefty sum of money. Even if he's pretending to be lol fake royalist (I honestly doubt he is - Britbongs don't see the coronation through the same lens as the rest of the world, he's a "third culture" person who also was apparently visiting a wealthy Brit, I fully believe he's on board in the same way Ottoman ambassadors who stayed at the Ritz were on board) it could easily be in excess of £400/$500 (and that's if he showed restraint and didn't decide to splash out on the five course dinner and a couple of bottles of Château Mouton Rothschild - you know he has the money) that he's spent on afternoon tea and dinner on one day for his fun little holiday in London. And he's a "communist".

I thought the $200,000 Porsche was the most egregious thing he could do, but there's something about the Ritz being so archetypal old world aristocratic - it's like he wanted to be the opposite of Communist in a way that'd be visually put him in the same class as the Tsars instead of the Bolshevik proletariat.
 
I'm so happy Hasan has been able to get a move vacation in. Sitting on your ass spewing lies to a audience of idiots that suck your cock must be terribly draining. Drink and eat up Kang, shit is going to hit the fan hard soon, hopefully you'll be in America when it does, because you'll be the first of the "rich" you like to ridicule that gets murdered for your shit.
 
Hasan malding about people not giving a fuck about his spergery and screaming at his chat anymore on his alt Twitter account:
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Hasan wants "gimmicky fun content" as if he himself is not a gimmick that makes content that is the equivalent to the "goyslop" meme that was popular on 4chan at one point.

Just him saying that abusing too much dopamine on useless political opinions is proof that laziness in these kinds of people are festering and destroying the watchability of Twitch as a whole.
 
The roach is Currently Streaming with Ididathing and his homosexual lover.

Can't post pic cause null is gangstalking me RN...
They are just reviewing sweets or something equally uninteresting. Didn't watch because more than 1 second of exposure to twitch politistreaming will cause dementia.

Not a shocking collab. Hasan is a grifter who always seeks people out to leech off of, and IDAT is a commie retard who is at least familiar with idubbbz.
 
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His comment section never ceases to amaze.
Pseudo-intellectuals to a tee.
Socialists who want to live bougie.
Blue collars who despise physical labor.
'Democratic' until their ideas lose.

All they need are coloreds pretending to be white (That's a right-wing trademark by now), but they do have the whites pretending to be coloreds market on lock.
 
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There are three things to know about Enes Kanter (Freedom).

1. He was an NBA role player who dropped out of the league due to being absolute dogshit on defense.

The above is a video of his coach saying “Can’t play Kanter” after he got burnt on defense.
2. He now grifts as a conservative version of Colin Kaepernick. Like Kaepernick, there’s a reason he isn’t playing (the above).
3. The Turkish government wants to kill him. BFF42FA8-9A97-4491-8CEF-3CC6245075B3.jpeg

Hasan should only reasonably know two of these, but it seems he’s too dumb to realize that Enes is someone who the Turkish government would bash with a rock if he left the US and has zero effect on their dogshit economy.
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Enes’s posts are also all banned in Turkey.

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The best part is that this appears to be a running joke.
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If only the joke ever made sense.
 
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There are three things to know about Enes Kanter (Freedom).

1. He was an NBA role player who dropped out of the league due to being absolute dogshit on defense.
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The above is a video of his coach saying “Can’t play Kanter” after he got burnt on defense.
2. He now grifts as a conservative version of Colin Kaepernick. Like Kaepernick, there’s a reason he isn’t playing (the above).
3. The Turkish government wants to kill him. View attachment 5193247

Hasan should only reasonably know two of these, but it seems he’s too dumb to realize that Enes is someone who the Turkish government would bash with a rock if he left the US and has zero effect on their dogshit economy.
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Enes’s posts are also all banned in Turkey.

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The best part is that this appears to be a running joke.
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If only the joke ever made sense.
After seeing that picture I thought you were talking about Brandon Schaub for a second.
 
Reportedly, Brandon Buckingham confronted Hasan Piker and actually wanted to talk to him about why he kept ducking Sam Hyde:

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More context added from the tweet:

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However, Hasan‘s friends thought differently as onlookers in question saw a different story:

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I also believe that Hasan may have mentioned Brandon‘s confrontation in a video, but I seem to not be able to find it, which makes me question if he deleted it while letting his fans do the talking for him.
 
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