Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

[RumblyTumbly]

Does saying dumb out of touch shit run in this family or what? Good God.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

TSD

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

Also your daily reminder that Hasan and his retarded fans are an enemy of this forum.

Check out this shameless slander

Got the archive to

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Hasan the Socialist gives his 1000 IQ take on working a real job

To be fair. This is more work than most millionaires trust fund babies do.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

streamers are performers, if you can't separate yourself from your audience mentally and get worked up over them you're in the wrong business. they really do have it that easy; other performers have to endure in-person heckling at events, screaming, and everything else. these people are in their own bubble getting upset by words on a screen.

 

[BubbleButt]

Big words from someone whose means of production is literally useless and worthless.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

It’s funny when he complains about the clip being “out of context” when it actually makes him look WORSE in-context.

 

[Salt_Merchant]

Hasan is estimated to earn between 1 and 1.5 million usd a year

at the lowest number that is

5 times more than deep saturation divers

8 times more than an air traffic controller

9-10 times more than an undercover police officer.

these are jobs where if you make a mistake you can cause the deaths of several people.

 

[Psyduck]

streamers are performers, if you can't separate yourself from your audience mentally and get worked up over them you're in the wrong business. they really do have it that easy; other performers have to endure in-person heckling at events, screaming, and everything else. these people are in their own bubble getting upset by words on a screen.

Calling them "performers" is a stretch if you ask me. When someone steps into a stage they're performing material created mostly from scratch by themselves. Half of the gig is perfectioning the trade, the other half is actually performing it on stage.

Streamers interact with material that already existed before, created by someone else, there's not much going into entertaining as a skill when most of the audience leaves the stream on as "background noise" and the viewers in the chat tend to amuse themselves regardless of what's happening onscreen.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Streamers interact with material that already existed before, created by someone else, there's not much going into entertaining as a skill when most of the audience leaves the stream on as "background noise" and the viewers in the chat tend to amuse themselves regardless of what's happening onscreen.

and if you’re anything like Brendan Schuab, you can just fucking sue them

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

Calling them "performers" is a stretch if you ask me. When someone steps into a stage they're performing material created mostly from scratch by themselves. Half of the gig is perfectioning the trade, the other half is actually performing it on stage.

Streamers interact with material that already existed before, created by someone else, there's not much going into entertaining as a skill when most of the audience leaves the stream on as "background noise" and the viewers in the chat tend to amuse themselves regardless of what's happening onscreen.

It depends on who they are and what they are doing. Just best case scenario for them, they're still not even in a room with other people.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Another case of "blame the game, not the players".

If someone has a shred of charisma I would unironically suggest them to become a streamer. It's fucking insane how much money people just toss around. Take someone as dumb as BossmanJack, he literally bans people and demands subs/juice and they give it to him or look at DSP who is literally bankrolled by a handful of people. It's honestly shocking how better streaming can be compared to a job.

 

[Dick Mason]

Hasan responds to the viral clip
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you're only saying this because people are giving you shit for it turkroach

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i would almost sympathize with streamers if they understood that compared to regular jobs, this is fucking nothing to them. all you have to do is sit there, eat takeout, mumble a few words, talk about how society is crumbling, read donations for a couple of hours. oh no asmon, please tell me about how hard it is while wiping your tears away with $100 bills. if this is some gay attempt at making me feel bad for them, it's not working

"I, Asmongold, with my negative charisma and oozing used cars salesman slimebag aura, has your back. You are saved!"

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

i'm glad liberals support vaush and hasan for their stunning and brave wisdom

i've watched this clip a thousand times but nothing makes me laugh harder than the autistic dead air that follows after making a such stupid statement. never change hasanbabi

Also the couple people in his chat just typing “?????”. Golden.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

 

[MrJokerRager]

Hasan the Socialist gives his 1000 IQ take on working a real job
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Turks just can't stop winning.

America provides them protection under NATO.

The British design their fighter jets.

The Greeks just can't stop gay marriage.

The Azerbaijanis get to torment Armenia.

They can't stop getting away with it.

 

[beautiful person]

Cenk Uyger's nephew, which is the only way I ever refer to this mongoloid cunt.

If there were ever a socialist revolution, like he grifts money from retarded zoomers by saying there should be, Cenk Uyger's nephew would be one of the first with a bullet in his head, he epitomizes the arrogant, unaware nepo baby that much.

I honestly believe that the average wagie works harder than whoever the biggest streamer/influencer/content creator currently is

People often say you know a society is collapsing when the garbage fails to be collected and starts to pile up in the open. No one would ever say anything similar about streamers failing to perform. Grunt workers grease the wheels of society, and should be appreciated more.

 

[Kulee Baba]

This is actually the first time I'm not offended by Hasan and I really despise the roach and pretty everything he stands for.

I do work a normal job. I love and hate my normal job, it is tiring and dealing with other dipshits like me is tiring. But I would be utterly terrified to have to be on a camera stream and have everything I do be put under a microscope. And that's not to mention how clearly emotionally stressful such a thing is. Streamers have no job security. By the end of the year Hasan's 15 minutes of fame could be (hopefully) over.

Frankly I would kill myself if a little Mossad pipsqueak like Matan Even humiliated me in front of the world. Suicide is an awful thing but that level of shame is horror unto itself so still do the needful Hasan and eliminate one Bourgeois from this world.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

What is he shitting out of his cockholster now? He needs to see the Candyman.

 

[Art School Admissions]

We didn't go far enough at the end of WW1