Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

[Chilson]

But for some fucking reason Ludwig bowing down to this imbecile is the thing that I don't understand.

You answered the question in your post. They want Hasan's audience, which means giving empty compliments and hollow promises to Hasan. Hasan is not friends with any of these people, he is a business associate at best and a mark to grift at worst.

I remember a few years ago I heard he was doing the faggy GTA RP shit that gets popular every few years among content creators and I saw a few clips of every one of the other content creators licking his "characters" (from what I saw it was just him playing an "exaggerated" version of himself) taint spotless. Pretending his midwit political takes and general douchebag behavior was the height of genius and culture. That is all that is happening less obviously with the other influencers who fly around him waiting for the chance to take another bite of his meal.

Its all fake praise, its all to get his audience, its all to get his paypigs to open their wallets for them. There is nothing more to understand.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

New video.

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

I don't even like Willymac but I hate Hasan so much I am going to juice the video LMAO.

 

[clipartfan92]

Spoiler: Archive

Title: Hasan is a HORRIBLE Person| LIES & Misreporting
Date: 2024-05-14
URL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TNNogUFJEE (archive.ph) (PreserveTube)
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[SteelPlatedHeart]

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

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So just the other day I was using a comment search website to find comments from Hasan fans or former Hasan fans. Tomorrow I will post my results and talk about it with the goal of answering the questions I and many other people have had in regards to Hasan. Mainly why do his fans like him ? and why is he losing fans ?

 

[Kheapathic]

Mainly why do his fans like him ? and why is he losing fans ?

It's been a while; but sometimes I stumble into the politics section of Twitch and the short answer is "Fatherless behavior." The boys need someone to look up to (and the Turkish sped is the one) and he's conventionally attractive enough to make Antifa vaginas wet; inbetween their orders of Taco Bell.

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

It's been a while; but sometimes I stumble into the politics section of Twitch and the short answer is "Fatherless behavior." The boys need someone to look up to (and the Turkish sped is the one) and he's conventionally attractive enough to make Antifa vaginas wet; inbetween their orders of Taco Bell.

you mention the politics section of Twitch. Twitch is the worst mainstream social media site, the worst of the lower case i internet as the corn father would put it.

Everything on there is really shallow and politics is no exception, there is Frogan a Hasan mod and this bitch named denims who is best described as female Hasan. Hasan is some how better then them. I have no clue how.

 

[Kheapathic]

you mention the politics section of Twitch. Twitch is the worst mainstream social media site, the worst of the lower case i internet as the corn father would put it.

Everything on there is really shallow and politics is no exception, there is Frogan a Hasan mod and this bitch named denims who is best described as female Hasan. Hasan is some how better then them. I have no clue how.

I rarely go to Twitch for what some might consider "good content" anymore; I mostly go there for background noise or looking for trashfires. And I'm running out of background noise because I can't even manage a Resident Evil stream from Tranny Hunter without unfortunately have them force their fetish on their audience, by modding themselves into the game as Ada and then asking chat if they're jealous that Leon held a knife to his neck... yes, I'm fucking serious. Any other time I'm on twitch, I'm usually looking for drama and weird shit to laugh at; which is why I slink into their politics section, it's always some unhinged weirdo going on about Marxism and other dumb shit.

You want to know my legitimate favorite Twitch Channel. It's some autistic German dude who plays recorded (and edited) videos of himself cooking stuff out in the wild; you get sounds of nature and sounds of cooking, and maybe a "Das schmeckt gut!" at the end when he bites into whatever it was he was cooking. Unironic, I don't know why, it's like the one channel I can unironically say I enjoy without any caveat.

 

[Foltest]

I am watching Willy Mac video now (and suffering Hasan speaking) and I notice something.... Does he have fucking neck tattoos?

 

[thefreshmaker]

Hasan is a great capitalist that understand how to make money from far-left retards but his hyper consumerist brain could not see that he simply trapped himself with the most toxic audience of online politics.

Anyone who has bought a house knows Hasan. He's a real estate agent. He's the guy who shows up to a building ready to collapse in a leased Lexus covered in gold jewellery then tries to get you to bid against yourself. Most REAs are retards who peaked in high school, most are belligerent, most are not intelligent, most get by purely on being shameless and scummy and willing to enslave their mother to pay off a 1c debt. They found a niche that works for them and so has Hasan. He's lucky enough to have been ahead of the curve of the rest of his ilk.

He's trapped himself in the sense that yes, a normal person is fucked when they cultivate a hyper-radical audience who hates them and has made a brand built on ruining relationships and toxic topics, but Hasan isn't a normal person. This is the best, in fact the only outcome his character could hope for.

 

[Surfin Terf]

I am watching Willy Mac video now (and suffering Hasan speaking) and I notice something.... Does he have fucking neck tattoos?

I think that was just drawn on. My evidence: 1) if he had a neck tattoo someone would have mentioned it before 2) it looks smudged

 

[Yellow Rose Of Texas]

Im surprised we haven't have more threads about his orbiters yet,some of those faggots are far more worse then him.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Im surprised we haven't have more threads about his orbiters yet,some of those faggots are far more worse then him.

The Twitch Streamers MegaThread that was created on here is a lot more in depth and funny than Hasan’s orbiters. Plus, they would not be as interesting as a champagne socialist trying to copy and paste the personality of a trust fund kid that would never put himself in harm’s way.

 

[A Flying Nun]

New video.

The segment from Piers Morgan's show is just downright embarrassing. The guy is a toddler. He's just shouting over everyone and can't understand how he's being unfair to the other guests.

I will never understand how this guy ever gained support to begin with. I stick by my theory that apparently if a lot of women think a guy is hot, he could murder an entire orphanage of children caring for sick puppies and he'd still have supporters. I actually have no other idea that could possibly explain how Hasan ever got the amount of support he did. I refuse to believe humanity is this stupid that he actually resonated with a lot of people. I mean, he never actually said anything of substance in his speeches that could ever resonate to begin with.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

The segment from Piers Morgan's show is just downright embarrassing. The guy is a toddler. He's just shouting over everyone and can't understand how he's being unfair to the other guests.

I will never understand how this guy ever gained support to begin with. I stick by my theory that apparently if a lot of women think a guy is hot, he could murder an entire orphanage of children caring for sick puppies and he'd still have supporters. I actually have no other idea that could possibly explain how Hasan ever got the amount of support he did. I refuse to believe humanity is this stupid that he actually resonated with a lot of people. I mean, he never actually said anything of substance in his speeches that could ever resonate to begin with.

The golden ones better looking than Hassan paiko this makes literally no sense it's just astroturfing if you can siphon all of the energy away from useful political pursuits into this useless buffoon that you probably have more dirt on then Bill Clinton you have no actual threat to your power base.

Why do you think all of these mediocrities are propped up by the system do you know how easy would be to get rid of half of these people simply start publishing the articles about them hating America them saying questionable things about the age of consent and boom they're gone within a day

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

So I used this website https://ytcomment.kmcat.uk/ to search through the comment second on the newest WillyMac Hasan video. I know some in this thread don't like those videos but I think they are useful for this purpose because they are a space where a former hasan fan or a current hasan fan is likely to be that Hasan doesn't control and therefore can't ban complaints from former fans that make him look bad. I want to answer the question, what does a hasan fan look like ? What does that say about you ?

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I have some more of these I might post

 

[Gorillion others]

So I used this website https://ytcomment.kmcat.uk/ to search through the comment second on the newest WillyMac Hasan video. I know some in this thread don't like those videos but I think they are useful for this purpose because they are a space where a former hasan fan or a current hasan fan is likely to be that Hasan doesn't control and therefore can't ban complaints from former fans that make him look bad. I want to answer the question, what does a hasan fan look like ? What does that say about you ?

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I have some more of these I might post

"Out of context." Disregard

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

To people who know more about Twitch, how are Hasan's numbers looking ?

Is it true Destiny has been growing and might actually surpass Hasan ?

I don't even like Destiny but if Destiny surpasses Hasan then Hasan might just kill himself LMAO and it would be so funny. Hasan's autistic hatred of Destiny is so pathetic.

 

[Vectra]

To people who know more about Twitch, how are Hasan's numbers looking ?

Is it true Destiny has been growing and might actually surpass Hasan ?

I don't even like Destiny but if Destiny surpasses Hasan then Hasan might just kill himself LMAO and it would be so funny. Hasan's autistic hatred of Destiny is so pathetic.

Hasan's latest streams ranges between 16k-22k. His viewership gets a large surge whenever there is a big event about Palestine stuff. But whenever he does anything outside of politics, it goes below 15k.

Destiny's average livestream viewership is around 10k. If there is a big event it reaches 15k. So far, he is generally doing the right moves to increase his audience size unlike Hasan. His Youtube channel already surpassed Hasan's channel in terms of monthly viewership. If he manages to get unbanned on Twitch he can grow even faster with collabs and take over the Twitch normies from Hasan's reach. But Twitch mods are Hasan dickriders so the unban is unlikely.

Hasan might get a surge during the elections but in the long run Destiny will probably surpass him. Hasan already getting hate from the commentary channels (WillyMac, TurkeyTom). More importantly big streamers like Xqc, Asmon and Tectone speaking against him is causing the general audience to turn against him. Also, in the future he won't be able to leech off of his other streamer buddies to recover his viewership.

His retarded orbiters are already pushing the site rules too much with the recent death threat and the cracker drama. There is a chance Hasan might say something too unhinged that is too much even for his hippie Twitch CEO and get banned. Hasan is already mentioned negatively in an ADL article and if he gets more mainstream attention, soon he can become a problem for Twitch.

TL; DR: If he continiues like this we might get the Self-Immolation for Palestine stream sooner than we expect.