Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

Dammit, it's a Mandarin collar! Jawaharlal Nehru culturally appropriated it!
True, but if he's looking for suits, he'll probably have better luck looking for "nehru", especially since it had that popularity in the 60s under that name. But @shinto minto both names will provide essentially the same type of collar.
 
Hasan just got stream sniped on his live. the guy walked passed him and said "Destiny made you" lmfao
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It’s amazing how camera angles can make you look ugly. His beard makes his face look slightly bloated….
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Look at this face. You can tell in his eyes that he’s containing his tard rage.

Bro has really nice hair. Put a picture of him and Hassan side by side, Hassan has a fuck ton of money and still looks like a homeless bum when compared to this random guy.

Look at those eyebrows. They go from surprised, to confused, to angry all in the span of a few seconds.
>Shat his pants from an IRL confrontation.
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>Procesing what the guy just said.
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>It's over or fuck you.
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Kino.
Edit: I find it really funny how on the first two images he has his mouth hanging open. Either from shock or from being a literal mouthbreathing retard.
I admit I don't follow the roach as closely as I follow some of his white fat copycats but this fucker clearly lost mass. As said by another kiwi, he looks like a slightly wider Carlos Maza. He looks almost gaunt in this stream and has no definition in his arms in the DNC (lol) stream. He literally turned skinny fat out of nowhere. I believed the rumours that he was roiding but goddam, this fucker probably has the T count of a middle aged woman.

I shall make an altar to the Greek Gods if the roach keeps humiliating himself for what's left of the year.
 
ISRAELI TOTAL ETERNAL VICTORY
TOTAL HASANIGGER DEATH

Edit because i forgot to mention: A comment of chat tells him that he should "fight back" at being kicked off. And then he inmediately scrambles like "what are you talking about???", "do you know how many secret agents are here??". He could take his privileged position to make a statement and stand for his pro-palestinian belief against the Zionists in the Democrats, but that would only happen if he of course, truely believed in fighting for something. Being no different that the zionist talking-heads ironically
 
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lol @ him comparing himself to network media which easily quadruples his numbers. IMO kamala has a reputation as being left wing and needs to distance herself to regain the moderates that joe biden attracted, so he definitely just got booted.
 
DNC's biggest W since trying to put Hillary as the first female US president.
 
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Here is the media bias chart that triggered him (the website is unarchiveable and the chart gets updated each month).
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Hasan rated to contain more “misleading info” than fucking Pod Save America, Barstool Media, or Chapo fucking Trap House.

O I am laffin.
 
Wishful thinking but hopefully the DNC showing puts him on the radar as someone they need to stifle the influence and growth of going forward. It'd be rich if he gained this much of a following just to shoot himself in the foot.
I'm shocked he was invited at all. I don't think it'll get rid of any of his regulars, but at the very least, I hope anyone more reputable thinks twice about inviting him to events. It's better when he's just invited to things like Piers Morgan panels where it devolves into shouting matches and everyone ends up looking like a mess. Although the idea of Hasan having to endure a serious interview has some potential for entertainment because he'd come off looking like an idiot since he has to do more than scroll through Twitter and sometimes chime in while a video is playing in the background.
 
This is the one guy who makes me MATI for some reason. I hope Trump gets elected and they drone strike his LA apartment.
For what it's worth, he is miserable, he hates his life, hates his audience and the moment he stops toeing this faggot line of faggotry they are going to eat him alive. I get pissed at this goofy fuck pretty often, but i keep going back to how miserable he is.
You think he ever bolts up in bed in a cold sweat dreaming about sam hyde getting to his tender buttmeat?
 
It already happened at least once on a small scale where he got in trouble for drinking a soda or something because the company that makes it supports Israel.
They covered it on an older episode of Kino Casino; basically Hasan went to Australia to livestream and “hang out”

He was in front of some venue when some batshit insane hijabi chick came up to him out of nowhere and told him he needed to stop drinking Coke Zero because Coca-Cola supports Israel or something. Then he retorted with the most braindead revealing grifter take, which was along the lines of “what if I still drink it but just not on camera”

I think she told him to drink Pepsi because supposedly Pepsi is the Muslim and Palestinian enjoyer goysoda of choice. Me personally I love Coke Zero even before Andy Cokezeroski started drinking it on Kino Casino. But I’m not in a position where I have thousands of followers scrutinizing every single thing I do or say or drink

ETA: here’s a YouTube clip of that Kino Casino clip covering the Coke Zero incident. I apologize for the scuffed audio but this was the only one I could find without linking to one of Hassan’s many sycophantic clip channels.

 
For what it's worth, he is miserable, he hates his life, hates his audience and the moment he stops toeing this faggot line of faggotry they are going to eat him alive. I get pissed at this goofy fuck pretty often, but i keep going back to how miserable he is.
You think he ever bolts up in bed in a cold sweat dreaming about sam hyde getting to his tender buttmeat?
Being fair that describes almost every thread haver in Grift Wars, specially the left leaning ones. Hassan’s take is only funnier on the grounds of involving a lot of money and he pissing off the drain in the bourgeoist way possible.
 
Being fair that describes almost every thread haver in Grift Wars
I swear I’m not being a Kosher Kasino simp right now but Andy and Ashton seem to be the exception to this. Maybe it’s because they come from Da Sektur so they know what it’s like to genuinely be in a rock bottom “I hate my life” position. Compared to Hasan and his “I only had 10,000 viewers instead of 18,000 it’s fucking joever dood this fucking sucks you guys don’t uhppreciate me” whining.
 
Maybe it’s because they come from Da Sektur so they know what it’s like to genuinely be in a rock bottom “I hate my life” position. Compared to Hasan and his “I only had 10,000 viewers instead of 18,000 it’s fucking joever dood this fucking sucks you guys don’t uhppreciate me” whining.
Forget his whinging about his viewer count. He started steps away from a finish line most people would kill to have in his position: a six figure media job in a company run by his fucking uncle. His life and career has been video games journalist-level difficulty and he still acts like a petulant little shit.
 
I swear I’m not being a Kosher Kasino simp right now but Andy and Ashton seem to be the exception to this. Maybe it’s because they come from Da Sektur so they know what it’s like to genuinely be in a rock bottom “I hate my life” position. Compared to Hasan and his “I only had 10,000 viewers instead of 18,000 it’s fucking joever dood this fucking sucks you guys don’t uhppreciate me” whining.
I was going to add that most righties are too schizo to care no cap.
 
Here is the media bias chart that triggered him (the website is unarchiveable and the chart gets updated each month).
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Does anyone with deep pockets have access to the full version of this chart with methodology and whatnot? Interested in how they came to the conclusion. I know that he's an disingenuous, lying, scumbag piece of shit, but it would be pretty funny to see what they gathered there to determine this considering it seems like the average normie that is "well-researched" on their politics thinks that he can do no wrong.
 
I don't know anything much about this rich communist faggot, but for some reason X put this on my feed.


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