Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

Prosphora said:
Who the actual fuck would take fucking advice from 2 dough balls of lard.
"Chadvice". Nigger both of you are fucking E-celebs who can coast around on your e-fame to get money(Ethan) and pussy(?)(Hasan) you cant give advice on anything to anyone.
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It’s also bizarre to even think Ethan and Hasan would still use the word Chad unironically. They’d be the type to white guys who look slightly chiseled and handsome and think that they are the ones that use the word Chad in regular conversation.
 
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Lol wow. Okay, let's see here...

  • Ethan is severely out of shape, almost morbidly obese and Hasan is quickly losing his shape.
  • Both are starting to look more and more like deranged homeless people because of how unkempt they are and their stupid "fashion" sense.
  • Ethan can't stop eating and constantly complains about it.
  • Ethan blames his overeating on the medication he uses that also makes his dick not work.
  • Lol Ethan's dick doesn't even work.
  • Neither does the medication that made his dick retarded, because he's still miserable and overeating.
  • Ethan had to get a doctor to impregnate his wife with his underachieving sperm because of his dick not working.
  • Ethan is in a sexless marriage with a woman who's family hates him because he can't stfu about another woman who his brother-in-law is married to.
  • Hasan was so insecure he used to get laid at brothels where there were underage girls being trafficked.
  • Hasan called the cops on his ex-pornstar(or prostitute? I forget) gf because she hurt his feefees about fuck knows what.
  • Hasan thinks using his money to fuck pornstars makes him a Chad when really it makes him a cuck.
  • Hasan currently has no gf despite all the money he has and all the bragging he does.
  • By his own admission Hasan was an insecure fat kid for a good portion of his life, and you can definitely tell.
  • Both have insular, dying fanbases of dumb teenagers who they just pander ideology to.
  • Both are treated as laughing stocks outside of their fanbases.
  • Both only have "friends" who are paid to work with them.
  • Hasan won't even call Ethan his friend and just calls him a "colleague" or "cohost".
  • Both desperately seek the attention of men more successful, popular and loved than they are. (Rogan, etc.)
  • These men, being actual Chads, don't even know or care that Hasan or Ethan exist.
  • The only people who do know they exist outside of their fanbases is for the sake of mocking them.

Oh yeah, pure Chads.
 
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cluelessly said:
Lol wow. Okay, let's see here...

  • Ethan is severely out of shape, almost morbidly obese and Hasan is quickly losing his shape.
  • Both are starting to look more and more like deranged homeless people because of how unkempt they are and their stupid "fashion" sense.
  • Ethan can't stop eating and constantly complains about it.
  • Ethan blames his overeating on the medication he uses that also makes his dick not work.
  • Lol Ethan's dick doesn't even work.
  • Neither does the medication that made his dick retarded, because he's still miserable and overeating.
  • Ethan had to get a doctor to impregnate his wife with his underachieving sperm because of his dick not working.
  • Ethan is in a sexless marriage with a woman who's family hates him because he can't stfu about another woman who his brother-in-law is married to.
  • Hasan was so insecure he used to get laid at brothels where there were underage girls being trafficked.
  • Hasan called the cops on his ex-pornstar(or prostitute? I forget) gf because she hurt his feefees about fuck knows what.
  • Hasan thinks using his money to fuck pornstars makes him a Chad when really it makes him a cuck.
  • Hasan currently has no gf despite all the money he has and all the bragging he does.
  • By his own admission Hasan was an insecure fat kid for a good portion of his life, and you can definitely tell.
  • Both have insular, dying fanbases of dumb teenagers who they just pander ideology to.
  • Both are treated as laughing stocks outside of their fanbases.
  • Both only have "friends" who are paid to work with them.
  • Hasan won't even call Ethan his friend and just calls him a "colleague" or "cohost".
  • Both desperately seek the attention of men more successful, popular and loved than they are. (Rogan, etc.)
  • These men, being actual Chads, don't even know or care that Hasan or Ethan exist.
  • The only people who do know they exist outside of their fanbases is for the sake of mocking them.

Oh yeah, pure Chads.
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Despite his best efforts Hasan is still clearly considered good looking. Dude is like 6'4'' and broad shouldered, and he's famous for having random egirls hit on him. He's also successful in literally every other way. I would envy him, but Hasan is also one of the most petulant morons on twitch. And twitch is a platform predominantly composed of petulant morons.
 
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AnotherOne said:
Despite his best efforts Hasan is still clearly considered good looking. Dude is like 6'4'' and broad shouldered, and he's famous for having random egirls hit on him. He's also successful in literally every other way. I would envy him, but Hasan is also one of the most petulant morons on twitch. And twitch is a platform predominantly composed of petulant morons.
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His natural good looks don't help with his awful wardrobe, absolute shitty personality and low confidence and insecurity. Having lots of money doesn't equal success IMO especially when you're a millionaire from getting everything handed to you in life and having thousands of braindead retards throw money at you. I'd be embarrassed more than anything.
 
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I feel like I'm the only one who thinks Hasan's facial proportions are weird and unattractive. Huge ears and strangely squished features. He honestly gives me an uncomfortable uncanny valley effect to look at.

Idk if people are just blinded by the fact they're used to political streamers being greasy no-chins so they just see a dude with a normal jawline and think he's hot, or what.
 
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cluelessly said:
I feel like I'm the only one who thinks Hasan's facial proportions are weird and unattractive. Huge ears and strangely squished features. He honestly gives me an uncomfortable uncanny valley effect to look at.

Idk if people are just blinded by the fact they're used to political streamers being greasy no-chins so they just see a dude with a normal jawline and think he's hot, or what.
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I was surprised by the number of people that thought he was hot. I wouldn't say the dude is outright fugly or anything, but he seems at best average. I only really discovered him recently, and apparently he's let himself go in recent years, so maybe he used to look better? I think what really hurts him is his fashion sense. He dresses like one of those characters in a movie where a child swaps places with an adult or magically gets aged up. I don't know if he's going for a hipster vibe or dressing "ironically" or whatever, but it really isn't doing him any favors.
 
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Cyber Bowling said:
I was surprised by the number of people that thought he was hot. I wouldn't say the dude is outright fugly or anything, but he seems at best average. I only really discovered him recently, and apparently he's let himself go in recent years, so maybe he used to look better? I think what really hurts him is his fashion sense. He dresses like one of those characters in a movie where a child swaps places with an adult or magically gets aged up. I don't know if he's going for a hipster vibe or dressing "ironically" or whatever, but it really isn't doing him any favors.
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You have to consider the people that think he's super hot are disgusting lefties that fuck people like Vaush. Hardcore lefties are ugly retarded mother fuckers who fuck other retarded mother fuckers because those are the only type of people who wiling to put up with them. So Hassan not being a mountain of fat and filth makes him an Adonis according to their standards.
 
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cluelessly said:
Lol wow. Okay, let's see here...

  • Ethan is severely out of shape, almost morbidly obese and Hasan is quickly losing his shape.
  • Both are starting to look more and more like deranged homeless people because of how unkempt they are and their stupid "fashion" sense.
  • Ethan can't stop eating and constantly complains about it.
  • Ethan blames his overeating on the medication he uses that also makes his dick not work.
  • Lol Ethan's dick doesn't even work.
  • Neither does the medication that made his dick retarded, because he's still miserable and overeating.
  • Ethan had to get a doctor to impregnate his wife with his underachieving sperm because of his dick not working.
  • Ethan is in a sexless marriage with a woman who's family hates him because he can't stfu about another woman who his brother-in-law is married to.
  • Hasan was so insecure he used to get laid at brothels where there were underage girls being trafficked.
  • Hasan called the cops on his ex-pornstar(or prostitute? I forget) gf because she hurt his feefees about fuck knows what.
  • Hasan thinks using his money to fuck pornstars makes him a Chad when really it makes him a cuck.
  • Hasan currently has no gf despite all the money he has and all the bragging he does.
  • By his own admission Hasan was an insecure fat kid for a good portion of his life, and you can definitely tell.
  • Both have insular, dying fanbases of dumb teenagers who they just pander ideology to.
  • Both are treated as laughing stocks outside of their fanbases.
  • Both only have "friends" who are paid to work with them.
  • Hasan won't even call Ethan his friend and just calls him a "colleague" or "cohost".
  • Both desperately seek the attention of men more successful, popular and loved than they are. (Rogan, etc.)
  • These men, being actual Chads, don't even know or care that Hasan or Ethan exist.
  • The only people who do know they exist outside of their fanbases is for the sake of mocking them.

Oh yeah, pure Chads.
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The most absurd part of the Nephew's existence to me is that he got extremely lucky of being active in this era of the Internet because I can totally see how he would be an even bigger laughingstock if the establishment wasn't fixated in cucking creators who earned their credits these days. Place him a couple of years in the past and he would have turned into a fittuber who gives useless advice and gets mauled for juicing or a dating guru (like what he is clearly doing here) who without the cover of right politics would have been mocked even by Kurtis Conner.
He not only is the shining example of nepotism. He is THE example of what social media policies have done to content creators and the Internet at large. He can be toxic, he can abuse his platform, he can be the exception to every rule because he brings the sheckles. Don't mind that Twitch had to astroturf him and his only ability is using YouTube's autoplay.

cluelessly said:
I feel like I'm the only one who thinks Hasan's facial proportions are weird and unattractive. Huge ears and strangely squished features. He honestly gives me an uncomfortable uncanny valley effect to look at.

Idk if people are just blinded by the fact they're used to political streamers being greasy no-chins so they just see a dude with a normal jawline and think he's hot, or what.
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Hasan is the prototypical guy that has many superficial traits that are generally considered hot but you hardly see anyone old enough to drive having the hots for him. He is tall, broad and has a shitton of body hair which is what "most women find attractive" yet you usually see womyn with trans flags in their username being the only ones into him.
Hasan is the male version of the blonde, big tiddy bimbo that every teenage boy was supposed to be into during the 2000s.
 
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You have to consider the people that think he's super hot are disgusting lefties that fuck people like Vaush. Hardcore lefties are ugly retarded mother fuckers who fuck other retarded mother fuckers because those are the only type of people who wiling to put up with them. So Hassan not being a mountain of fat and filth makes him an Adonis according to their standards.
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Hasan is an ubermensch by leftist standards.
 
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Zygon Penis said:
The most absurd part of the Nephew's existence to me is that he got extremely lucky of being active in this era of the Internet because I can totally see how he would be an even bigger laughingstock if the establishment wasn't fixated in cucking creators who earned their credits these days. Place him a couple of years in the past and he would have turned into a fittuber who gives useless advice and gets mauled for juicing or a dating guru (like what he is clearly doing here) who without the cover of right politics would have been mocked even by Kurtis Conner.
He not only is the shining example of nepotism. He is THE example of what social media policies have done to content creators and the Internet at large. He can be toxic, he can abuse his platform, he can be the exception to every rule because he brings the sheckles. Don't mind that Twitch had to astroturf him and his only ability is using YouTube's autoplay.


Hasan is the prototypical guy that has many superficial traits that are generally considered hot but you hardly see anyone old enough to drive having the hots for him. He is tall, broad and has a shitton of body hair which is what "most women find attractive" yet you usually see womyn with trans flags in their username being the only ones into him.
Hasan is the male version of the blonde, big tiddy bimbo that every teenage boy was supposed to be into during the 2000s.
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What's tragic is that during the 2000s a meager D cup was considered "big tittied"
 
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Nod Flenders said:
I knew it was a matter of time before Pokimane and Hasan would react to porn. I'm not even going to watch the video, as I know it's going to be cringe.
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Hasan just comes off as some creepy Boomer Uncle. I feel bad for Chunk Uygurs Asian Hapa daughter having to interact with her cringe second cousin.
 
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:story: I have no idea if this is trolling or not.

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