💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it

Hasan is a great lolcow because he is incapable of eating an L, he really thought of himself as some untouchable demi god because he lifts weights, grooms his face and has good amount of deranged sycophants. He'll probably be whining about collargate the rest of his life because it's the first time humble pie was forced into his mouth since he was fat.
Hasan behaves like the typical Former Fatty. They grew up feeling unattractive, and now they carry that bitterness as adults, along with the raging ego and overconfidence they adapt to overcompensate for their low self esteem as kids.
He's fatter than ever. It is a fatness, a corpulence of the soul. The soul that he doesn't have, yet is somehow fat.
Of course, with all this stress, there's one thing Hasan can turn to for comfort, and he can certainly afford to have junk food DoorDashed to him daily. He'll start porking out by year's end, and then his vanity will shift into overdrive. Hasan will overcompensate like a motherfucker since he'll still have have a massive narc wound from all this drama, compounded with the balding and the weight gain.

I look forward to his slow decent into plastic surgery and Botox.
 
Suffah, janny
imagine all of the fired twitch jannies defect and start posting en masse on the farms. The jannies post all scandals and dirty laundry they hid, oh boy that would be fun.
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He had an autistic meltdown at this Vietnamese refugee when she brought up the CPV oppressing its people, basically telling her to "go back home if you don't like it here." It's shocking that she, a Vietnamese person from Vietnam, thinks she has a more nuanced and informed take on Vietnam's government and ruling party than a hypebeast Twitch streamer from Los Angeles.

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He had an autistic meltdown at this Vietnamese refugee when she brought up the CPV oppressing its people, basically telling her to "go back home if you don't like it here." It's shocking that she, a Vietnamese person from Vietnam, thinks she has a more nuanced and informed take on Vietnam's government and ruling party than a hypebeast Twitch streamer from Los Angeles.

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I wish he would take his own advice and go back to turkey.
 
All Hasan cares about is "How do I shittalk the people I hate (mainly just whites and jews.)"
Somalia, Nigeria, Burkina Faso, etc. don't interest him because they're all just one group of blacks genociding another group of blacks; no chance whatsoever to pin the problems on Huwite people, or the Yehudis.
If he wanted to he could spin it to hate on whites in the same way he always does though, say that its all the Europeans fault for colonizing the area. The British drew lines which means the Africans have to chimp out 24/7 over a century later, and Europe should pay reparations or something. Prior to the yakub there was no conflict in Africa, it was a giant Wakanda. It's textbook anti-colonial studies which is just anti-white studies with a scholarly veneer. Go back in history until you find a whitey and then blame it all on him. The only reason he isn't bothering to do so here is probably because the chatter is right, he don't care enough about Sudan to do this song & dance for them. Like most people he could give less of a shit about the PVP zone of the world.
 
Hasan behaves like the typical Former Fatty. They grew up feeling unattractive, and now they carry that bitterness as adults, along with the raging ego and overconfidence they adapt to overcompensate for their low self esteem as kids
Thanks for putting this take more eloquently than I could. I think this ties back to his awful fashion sense that in no way matches the "leftist with a MAGA physique" shit he tries to push so hard. He dresses as if he was a gay soft boy twink because growing up he saw those were the types that the women he lusted over liked. Him being a fatso led him to ignore how to style himself, he saw it as a waste of time because no matter what clothes he wore, no women that he desired would go out with a fat retard like him.

Now that he's no longer fat and has this disproportionate fake muscular body, he just dresses as an early twenties twink without considering how it just accentuates his hilariously tiny head. No self respecting muscular MAGA man would be caught wearing the shit he wears. Also, him trying his hardest to appear much younger even when he's pushing 40 is so funny.

With his reputation permanently ruined for anyone who isn't already in his cult, his political aspirations dead in the water and without his looks, he really has nothing to offer. His ego won't allow him to just log off and live a normal life, he'll always crave the attention and admiration that his groupies have given him over the years. He has great potential to become a damn fine lolcow.
 
He had an autistic meltdown at this Vietnamese refugee when she brought up the CPV oppressing its people, basically telling her to "go back home if you don't like it here." It's shocking that she, a Vietnamese person from Vietnam, thinks she has a more nuanced and informed take on Vietnam's government and ruling party than a hypebeast Twitch streamer from Los Angeles.

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I love how this doesn't even make sense
 
He had an autistic meltdown at this Vietnamese refugee when she brought up the CPV oppressing its people, basically telling her to "go back home if you don't like it here." It's shocking that she, a Vietnamese person from Vietnam, thinks she has a more nuanced and informed take on Vietnam's government and ruling party than a hypebeast Twitch streamer from Los Angeles.

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Wait, wait...is Hasan telling a foreign minority to "go back where she came from"? But I thought saying that sorta stuff was racist! Or is it only racist if it's said to mexican gangbangers?
 
He had an autistic meltdown at this Vietnamese refugee when she brought up the CPV oppressing its people, basically telling her to "go back home if you don't like it here." It's shocking that she, a Vietnamese person from Vietnam, thinks she has a more nuanced and informed take on Vietnam's government and ruling party than a hypebeast Twitch streamer from Los Angeles.

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Cenk's nephew can't seem to actually refute what this woman is saying because he knows she's right. Always remember if they have to call you names most of the time they can't actually refute your argument. Much like how many people call iDubbbz Anisa's husband I think people should start calling Hasan Cenk's nephew because Cenk was the only reason Hasan could even get so popular.
 
He had an autistic meltdown at this Vietnamese refugee when she brought up the CPV oppressing its people, basically telling her to "go back home if you don't like it here." It's shocking that she, a Vietnamese person from Vietnam, thinks she has a more nuanced and informed take on Vietnam's government and ruling party than a hypebeast Twitch streamer from Los Angeles.

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Why are communists such insufferable faggots? Always the worst personalities possible. It is like they are required to develop traits of Cluster B personality disorders to be part of the cult.

She barely said anything and he immediately wigged out. Do these useful retards not realize they'll be the first people shoved into a brick wall and shot dead if communism takes over?
 
Why are communists such insufferable faggots? Always the worst personalities possible. It is like they are required to develop traits of Cluster B personality disorders to be part of the cult.

She barely said anything and he immediately wigged out. Do these useful retards not realize they'll be the first people shoved into a brick wall and shot dead if communism takes over?
The communist programming must be enforced at all times that's why they sperg out. As Yuri Bezmehnov said "They will deny the informaton they have in front of their eyes" I mean as far as commies go the current Vietnam comies are probably somewhat tolerable (better then their north Korean counterparts) but that is a very low bar to clear
 
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