Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

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Sleepy Pink Muslim Queen said:
I can’t believe Mexico of all countries on Earth is fucking him this hard. Mexico tends to bend over for foreigners with money but this roach literally reeks of NEET bucks so they are doing the fucking.

I almost want to believe they thought he was a loaded Chicano and that’s why they are fucking him so raw.
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It's simple: he's a loser with no real power to make them reconsider shaking him down. Hasan isn't some cartel bigwig or Fortune 500 executive who can ruin somebody's life for trying to squeeze him for money, he's just some streamer with too much money looking to fuck some underage Mexican whores at a seedy brothel, and no Federale is going to be scared of his bogus “Macho Man” persona.
 
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Uncle Sciz said:
If it's anything like his experience with the taxi service, getting shook down at Hong Kong will be the least of his issues.
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Hasan thinks the unionized taxis are too expensive so he wants to use Uber instead because they cut costs by under-paying workers and ignoring regulations. He basically wants to hire scabs. What a socialist hero.
 
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Welcome to Mexico, where we follow the Ley de Herodes (Herod’s Law).
“O chingas o te jodes.” (It’s to fuck or be fucked). El que no transa no avanza (You won’t go anywhere without some degree of ingenuity)
The very literal tallest midget of Latin America, both in population and economy.
The entire economy depends on squeezing money out of those who can’t leave and take what those who could send to the rest.
Enjoy our beaches covered in bullets or our motels where you can order the girl or boy of your choosing.
Stare in awe that El Salvador outdid them while AMLO is talking about making peace with the cartels.
Indulge in our quality cuisine and wish you could tap your arteries everyday with it.
Enjoy the 3 cities in the country that have already been gentrified to accommodate foreign investment and pay no attention to the 15 that will try to replace Chinese sweatshops.
Visit Mexico. Where every trip is both business and pleasure.
 
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mandatorylurk said:
Hasan being into One Piece makes me fucking sad, even more since I think Zoro is his favorite. You're not one of us, you "6' 3" " faggot.
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He's a fake weeb, he unironically probably doesn't even like One Piece (which is low tier normie shit anyways).. He only started to ""like" anime over the past year or so because he tries to appease his faggot fanbase.
 
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Elderly Homosexual Negro said:
He's a fake weeb, he unironically probably doesn't even like One Piece (which is low tier normie shit anyways).. He only started to ""like" anime over the past year or so because he tries to appease his faggot fanbase.
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He doesn't even “like” it out of enjoyment for the story or fights, he just runs one of those “this show is totally communist, gaiz, so you should join the Revolution if you're a fan, gaiz,” spiels to make himself look like he's “hip” while promoting his brand. It's utterly pathetic, and shame on Connor for ever considering inviting him onto Trash Taste!
 
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Evil Peter Griffin said:
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Hasan: Tax the Rich.
Government: Ok.
Hasan: No not like that.
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Hey chat, just want to update you all on what’s happening in Mexico. This shit is crazy.

I’m at the customs and I hear that there’s an “impuesto gringo” for me. It sounded like some kind of burrito but it turns out that, like, I had to pay money to get my computers into the country.

This is what fucking capitalism does to us. It’s fucking exploitation of the proletariat.

Once I got out of the airport, some guy points at me and says “Coin, yo!”. I tell him “No monies” and he gets angry at me for like no fucking reason.

Mexico is going to be, like, such an awesome experience. I’m thinking of going to Meech-O-Con, sounds like an anime convention.
 
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Imperial Citizen said:
Hey chat, just want to update you all on what’s happening in Mexico. This shit is crazy.

I’m at the customs and I hear that there’s an “impuesto gringo” for me. It sounded like some kind of burrito but it turns that, like, I had to pay money to get my computers into the country.

This is what fucking capitalism does to us. It’s fucking exploitation of the proletariat.

Once I got out of the airport, some guy points at me and says “Coin, yo!”. I tell him “No monies” and he gets angry at me for like no fucking reason.

Mexico is going to be, like, such an awesome experience. I’m thinking of going to Meech-O-Con, sounds like an anime convention.
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Cant wait for some Mexican to call him a maricón and he thinks its a compliment.
 
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Kees H said:
And ofcourse it's a expensive hotel and not a Holiday Inn or something boring. Hasan sure loves socialism.
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The filthy, subhuman turkroach's retarded fans will defend any luxury spending with the "WHAT IS HE SUPPOSED TO SLEEP ON THE STREETS?!" line because clearly, the only step down from 1% luxury is clearly homelessness.
 
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Quick crossover with recent developments in the Jesse Singal Derangement Syndrome thread. Here's Hasan dickriding Sam Seder and Emma Vigeland:

Hasan Piker said:
It's debate pervertry that really really frustrates me here. I hate it, I hate it so much, just say what you mean, man, say what you mean. And it's always those people, who refuse to say what they mean because they think it's an advantageous position in this supposedly quote-unquote intellectual conversation where they're supposed to arrive at the truth, that turn around and desperately try to move your words that you use very clearly in a direction that they are not in.
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Does the thought ever cross Hasan's tiny little pea brain that he's describing himself and Sam Seder here? Jesse Singal has said what he means at length in print and on BARpod. That is not good enough for Sam, Emma or Hasan, who are convinced (or at least want their audience to be convinced) that what he means is "I hate trans people and want the government to kill all of them."

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Guy is like obviously a right-winger but he has to maintain the the appearance that he's liberal. My favorite type of cope is like "oh you're just saying these things 'cause you're virtue signaling" which automatically means even you and I both understand that what I'm saying is morally righteous.
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It would be morally righteous if Hasan got waterboarded by the CIA. For Washington Post readers, that's a reference to the video game Minecraft.
 
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CervixHammer said:
Quick crossover with recent developments in the Jesse Singal Derangement Syndrome thread. Here's Hasan dickriding Sam Seder and Emma Vigeland:



Does the thought ever cross Hasan's tiny little pea brain that he's describing himself and Sam Seder here? Jesse Singal has said what he means at length in print and on BARpod. That is not good enough for Sam, Emma or Hasan, who are convinced (or at least want their audience to be convinced) that what he means is "I hate trans people and want the government to kill all of them."



It would be morally righteous if Hasan got waterboarded by the CIA. For Washington Post readers, that's a reference to the video game Minecraft.
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Hasan Piker effectively wants to be a propagandist who is so smarmy enough that he wants to effectively censor and destroy legitimate amounts of intellectual debate by having to not say anything worthwhile at all.

He is pretty much trying to use Twitch and YouTube as an excuse to censor and use disingenuous ways to not act like he’s losing arguments on subjects that he knows nothing about.
 
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Kheapathic said:
He keeps saying he's Turkish, which may be true, but did he not naturalize in the USA? What's your passport say? Oh, and your English is too good and you entered from American; as far as they can tell, you're a gringo,
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He was born in the US but then immediately taken back to Turkey pretty much until uncle Cenk did some nepotism.
 
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Bearmumrik said:
This turkroach is still too afraid to face off with Sam Hyde.
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The only enjoyment this faggot gives me, aside from schadenfreude of course, is how he tries to come across as this hard motherfucker with all his "punch your local nazi" shit, but when Sam challenges his ass to an actual fight where he could actually get fucking hurt, he actually calls the police about the crazy nazi trying to kill him
I actually got banned off twitter for about a year for mocking his braindead fans about it. A fight with Sam Hyde would be the ultimate boost for Hasan, he finally nutted up and punched a nazi like he talks on and on about. Or, more likely, got his fucking shit wrecked by an angry 6 foot 5 golem
 
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