Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

[niggers]

i actually like hasan a little more now knowing he's just sucking up resources from low iq redditors.

 

[Skeletonized Cow]

If the >muh worker class would actually rise up, he'd be the first one facing a ditch or a wall.

People forget that most, if not all communist movements were let by petite bourgeois. A real worker's revolutionary movement would probably more closely resemble fascism, considering the ideology's roots in trade-unions and syndicalist ideology. Hasan is the perfect embodiment of the petite bourgeois garbage that "leads" socialist movements.

 

[MugolEx]

He was referencing this meme:
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Bonus round.
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Explains the shit out of one of my childhood friends. The kid had no understanding that he may in fact be annoying to people. If you tell him to stop doing something because it was bothering you, he'd get all pissy and think he wasn't doing anything wrong. I remember one time we were in a van together and he was making the most obnoxious of noises for 15 minutes straight because it was driving us up the wall and he thought it was funny. After telling him to stop for the tenth time I screamed at him to shut the fuck up. He replied back, with no irony, "HOW RUDE" with zero reflection on his part.

Yes, he was saying the "At least Im not rude" meme before it was even a thing. And would it surprise you that he's now a bi, non-binary, furry that finds nothing wrong with stealing from stores because "muh capitalism is bad" mindset and thinks antifa is the shit.

 

[Sperglord666]

Hasan, Second Thought, and Hakim talking about how they just can't ever start the process of socialism and wouldn't dare try. Basically admitting that they're in it for the money. Which was obvious to everyone except their braindead fans.
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And Destiny giving his reaction to this vid.

Do you think he'll get Destiny'd over this or will his fans just pretend like this never happened?

 

[Roccosmoderndeath1]

Hasan, Second Thought, and Hakim talking about how they just can't ever start the process of socialism and wouldn't dare try. Basically admitting that they're in it for the money. Which was obvious to everyone except their braindead fans.
And Destiny giving his reaction to this vid.

Destiny is spot on here - "I like how they laugh at the idea of doing something."

Hasan is currently #15 on Twitch. He has 25K+ viewers him live for way too many hours daily, and millions of youtube views a week. He has so much power, and he could make so much change with his platform. Instead he spends many of his 1,000 weekly hours of stream time "reacting" to other people's ideas instead of generating his own.

Imagine how it would feel if you had a Top 0.01% platform, with a young, energetic audience, and you could advocate for the causes and political issues that mattered to you the most. Would you spend 10 hours a day half-assedly streaming and sperging at retards in chat? I wouldn't. He could canvass in a swing state like Destiny did. He could be promoting his socialist ideals off of existing infrastructure, like food banks, mutual aid, libraries, and lobbying for increased Medicaid coverage. He could use his wealth and free time to deep dive into potential legislation and lawfare. He could have bought a nice car for himself and 3 families for the price of his Porsche. He chooses not to do these things because he has no real principles.

They laugh at the idea that incremental change will do anything, when incremental change is everything. These fucks won't be satisfied with anything short of a bloody revolution and I personally find that distasteful, unrealistic, and pessimistic. Touch grass.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Hasan, Second Thought, and Hakim talking about how they just can't ever start the process of socialism and wouldn't dare try. Basically admitting that they're in it for the money. Which was obvious to everyone except their braindead fans.
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"People like it, so that's why I do it."

Look at this fucking capitalist.

 

[The Man With No Name]

A true champagne socialist. If the >muh worker class would actually rise up, he'd be the first one facing a ditch or a wall.

t. (former) leftoid

I think that's the real result of any revolution.

Lenin knows Stalin is not a true believer, gets capped, Stalin removes Leninists and runs his own nation the way he wants, not as "true communism"

Mao waits for the RoC to do all the heavy lifting repelling the Japanese and hoardes weapons, then overthrows Chiang Kai-shek.

Che gets capped, Castro has his socialism that's just being an island despot.

The revolutions themselves never carry their ideals to the end. A revolution in the US lead by workers would become right-wing because those are the workers no one can afford to lose, and they're the ones with arms. Hasan represents the excesses they'd rally against. It is in his best interest to keep the revolution from ever happening.

 

[lupinthethird]

Rate me late, but I just found out that Hasan is on finasteride. Anyone who has paid more attention to this turkroach, is it likely that he's actually gotten dumber from finasteride poisoning over the last few years? He's always seemed incredibly dumb to me, but I only recently started paying closer attention to him.

Between that and the PED usage it's looking grim

I disagree, but even if we do accept the premise that there is literally nothing you can do to further socialism... then why the fuck is he building a career off of pushing this completely unobtainable idea?

The grift is good, that's why

 

[The Fuck's Going On Here]

To play devil's advocate, there is indeed nothing that Hasan or the other Internet talking heads can do to further Socialism in the US. I think it's clear to rightoids and lefties that trying to change the system by using the system isn't a viable option anymore. Real change will have to come from the outside, or from subversive elements within the system that will oust the old guard once their power and influence have sufficiently waned. I can't see homosexuals on Twitch having the balls or the brains to get involved in a plan where violence is guaranteed and death or lifetime incarceration are real consequences should they fail

See, I can understand Hasan and the other retards not suddenly changing the mindset of the US or any of the other western nations and making it socialist from the get-go.
What makes them absolutely retarded though, is they seem to act as if there is absolutely nothing they can do to live up to their principles. Like, Lance from the Serfs may be a retarded POS who doesn't even understand his own arguments, but by running his whole brand as a co-op, the guy is much more of a socialist than any of these retarded faggots.
Their actions of "well, we can't suddenly get socialism in the US, so let us live like the capitalist fat-cat stereotype we rail against others for" show the height of their hypocrisy.
Plus, there's plenty of small scale socialist initiatives that do show some level of success. It's that these are more community initiatives, not state or national ones. Hell, I remember seeing a video interviewing a guy who had made one of the largest communes in the US. The Amish communities work as a kinda socialist commune (though that is still more theological than the socialist's material focus). Thing is though, such things require everyone to work hard and not sit on their ass demanding chicken nuggies from their parents. Something which seems to be anathema to Hassan and these other retarded faggots.
What makes these lolcows annoying isn't that they're not spending every last dime on CPUSA or some other fucking commie group to push socialist ideas within the US. It's that they're not putting their money where their mouth is, and are actively living like the kinda people they claim are bad; but when it comes to them, it's COMPLETELY DIFFERENT for some reason.

A true champagne socialist. If the >muh worker class would actually rise up, he'd be the first one facing a ditch or a wall.

t. (former) leftoid

It's like the greentext always goes:

 

[Mango Cobra]

Do you think he'll get Destiny'd over this or will his fans just pretend like this never happened?

If his fans weren't already aware that the filthy subhuman turkroach was a grifter who's only ideology is bilking money off of socialist retards, nothing will make them aware.

 

[Lowercase I internet]

What makes these lolcows annoying isn't that they're not spending every last dime on CPUSA or some other fucking commie group to push socialist ideas within the US. It's that they're not putting their money where their mouth is, and are actively living like the kinda people they claim are bad; but when it comes to them, it's COMPLETELY DIFFERENT for some reason.

Hasan doesn't even do the bare minimum to be a socialist. The list goes on and on, but here are some of my favorite examples. Whether you agree with socialism as an ideology or not it really doesn't matter, I just thought it'd be funny to point out the hypocrisies.

Socialism as an ideology doesn't demonize the accumulation of wealth as a whole (despite what many fat colored-haired troons think). It is the exploitative nature as to how wealth is accumulated that's the issue. Hasan, as a twitch streamer, contributes literally nothing productive to society. The idea that someone can sit in a chair all day doing nothing while making millions of dollars a year is the exact idea that Marx, Lenin, Stalin, Mao, Che, Castro, (insert any amount of famous socialist names here) despised about the capitalistic system. At least the troons who work at Starbucks complaining about how wealth needs to be redistributed and how they shouldn't have to work actively perform some type of small task that can be considered labor. Hasan does not, and he rakes in piles of money. Not only is it hypocritical, it is logically incoherent. He doesn't just not meet the bare minimum, he went in the whole opposite direction.

Hasan has admitted to going to a brothel in, I believe Germany, and receiving sexual services there. This is an actual physical manifestation of his hypocrisy. Prostitution is arguably the most exploitative industry around. A large majority of women who engage in prostitution are doing so because they have no other choice (lack of husband, good job, economic hardship). Either sell your body or you can't feed your kids (note: this doesn't apply to the whores on onlyfans, I mean actual prostitutes). Every socialist leader that I can think of opposed prostitution because it was demeaning and physically exploitative, plus it also contributes nothing to society. Instead of criticizing the system that allows women to sell their bodies instead of giving them the right to a job and to not go homeless, Hasan participates in it. Not just by supporting prostitution as a real job, but by actively taking advantage of said prostitutes. I guess Hasan is so socialist that he's come full circle. He wants women to be liberated so much he's willing to treat them as property lmao.

Hasan reacts to videos made by smaller creators while making money off of said reactions. Building wealth off of the backs of other people's labor while doing nothing in return. If you were to be a stereotypical capitalist from the socialist pov, this would be the main step in making it happen. Is Hasan breaking up unions and banning labor laws? No. But one thing all capitalists have in common from the socialist perspective (besides owning capital) is the exploitation of the worker by taking the products of their labor and using it to make a profit. Hasan meets this definition down to the letter.

 

[get_ur_gamon]

Imagine if a Priest said "I don't need to behave in a moral way and follow what I preach because I'm just some guy with opinions, not a leader." Think about Evangelical preachers like Ted Haggard who had affairs with gay prostitutes. Lefties would mock them relentlessly. Because not practising what you preach is inherently wrong and everyone knows it.

But now Hasan's braindead fans will surely find a something to justify him barely doing a thing. How depressing must it be for your hero to just say that he's too lazy to do anything for the movement he leads. And that you need to figure it out, despite having far less money and influence.

 

[Flexo]

I'd argue modern pop-politics makes it potentially possible. But the people needed to have a populist come to power are people that are uncomfortable with being uncomfortable.
In the past it tended to be members of the working class with little to their name.
But if you said that to achieve a socialist utopia these people would have to burn their Funko's, vintage tour shirts, kick a cat and starve for a week it'd be too much to bare.
It's escapism, life isn't that hard if you live in any of the first world.

Didn't some libertarians buy like their own oil rig to go start their ideal libertarian society?

Seems like Hansan and company could get their own little island and move out there with their true believers and really show us all how socialism works.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Didn't some libertarians buy like their own oil rig to go start their ideal libertarian society?

Seems like Hansan and company could get their own little island and move out there with their true believers and really show us all how socialism works.

Just buy some Alpaca's and call it the Tranch 2.0.

 

[Silent Seeth]

Didn't some libertarians buy like their own oil rig to go start their ideal libertarian society?

Seems like Hansan and company could get their own little island and move out there with their true believers and really show us all how socialism works.

Cyanide Juul pods instead of koolaid. Sounds like a plan.
Hasan-town hasn't quite got as much ring to it though.

 

[Flexo]

Just buy some Alpaca's and call it the Tranch 2.0.

Cyanide Juul pods instead of koolaid. Sounds like a plan.
Hasan-town hasn't quite got as much ring to it though.

Call it the Turkranch?

 

[Silent Seeth]

New

Call it the Turkranch?

New-Berlin?

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Hasan’s entire life would be destroyed if the capitalist system he says he hates so much, dies.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

This video seems like a pot calling the kettle black moment.

Even if SNEAKO realizes the beast that he has unleashed with his following of kids trying to act like him during the Red Pill™ saga after he was banned from YouTube, Hasan did not have this same kind of consistency when he was near bullied by Matan Even during the landlord strike and just walked away without doing anything, except having his bodyguards push him to the side to make it look like he did something,

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Sneako is a piece of shit grifter and I actually agree with Hasan about his dumb impressionable audience just repeating things from his videos with no critical thought.