Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

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Not to be MATI too much but this guy literally cannot crash, burn, and fade into obscurity soon enough. Few things get under my skin more than champagne socialists.
I want Oda to add Hasan into the story just so Luffy could kick his ass.
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"Listen Crocodile! Hasan Piker! I'm going to kick your ass! I'm coming to kill you!"
 
The entire internet is taking a moment to clown on him for this one, not that it matters. I'm seeing other dirtbag leftists even mocking him for it, probably more from a place of envy that even they couldn't come up with such a contrarian retarded take that farms engagement like this. Part of me enjoys seeing him make an ass out of himself, again, but another part of me wishes he'd just get no attention at all because let's be real, his audience doesn't give a fuck and supports it.
 
The entire internet is taking a moment to clown on him for this one, not that it matters. I'm seeing other dirtbag leftists even mocking him for it, probably more from a place of envy that even they couldn't come up with such a contrarian retarded take that farms engagement like this. Part of me enjoys seeing him make an ass out of himself, again, but another part of me wishes he'd just get no attention at all because let's be real, his audience doesn't give a fuck and supports it.
Man, where were these people in 2019? Hasan's take here was a popular false narrative spread by video game journalists broadly in light of that year's Call of Duty game having a mission with the same name. They accused Activision of nefariously rewriting history with the game's fictitious conflict to cover up what the journalists claimed to be American war crimes at the real "Highway of Death" during Desert Storm.
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I found it infuriatingly difficult at the time to find people fighting back against this slander as you see now in that Twitter thread.
 
Man, where were these people in 2019? Hasan's take here was a popular false narrative spread by video game journalists broadly in light of that year's Call of Duty game having a mission with the same name. They accused Activision of nefariously rewriting history with the game's fictitious conflict to cover up what the journalists claimed to be American war crimes at the real "Highway of Death" during Desert Storm.
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I found it infuriatingly difficult at the time to find people fighting back against this slander as you see now in that Twitter thread.
I think that's because back in 2019, most people didn't really care about this shit/there was other more important IRL shit to really get mad at; especially since Trump was in office back then, and journos were frothing at the bit every week or so over retarded shit involving him.

Also, back then, Twitter was still in the hands of Left-tards, who basically tried to stifle anything that went against their bullshit. I imagine most of the reason Hasan is getting pushback here is thanks to community notes. I imagine most people looking at this who aren't Hasan fans would probably not give him an iota of shit if it weren't thanks to the one undebatable good thing Elon did for the brand.
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Without this, I imagine the overwhelming majority of Hasan's interactions would be his clique of dick-riders and retards who either don't know any better, or are on the Iraqi side.
 
The Gulf War was staged and the Highway of Death was basically a giant snuff film. Hasan is still a faggot. He should put his money where his mouth is and join the Houthis. Then I’d respect him.
 
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The Gulf War was staged and the Highway of Death was basically a giant snuff film. Hasan is still a faggot. He should put his money where his mouth is and join the Houthis. Then I’d respect him.
He will cope, seethe and dilate for the Houthis from his McMansion, he won't even dare to go anywhere nearby. He is too much of a coward to even do some gonzo journalism.
 
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Again, will someone please protect that dog?
One of two things is happening here.

1. He's showing off his airsoft gear.
2. He's breaking California gun laws; and by laws I mean felonies, where he'd lose voting rights and a number of other things.

And looking at the magazine, as it's a transparent one, I'm guessing it's the second. Or he's outside California where gun laws aren't bullshit. But I'm not giving that as an option.

That rifle is also looking very short-barrelish. That's a federal crime if he didn't pay the ATF their bribery tax.
 
America First might be Nazis, but they didn't put "damn the Jews" in bold red text on their flag. Not even the OG Nazis were that unabashed in their antisemitism, so I'm unclear why the Houthi kid is supposed to be morally superior to a neo-Nazi.
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damn these lil sand niggers are fuckin crazy, they could be useful.
 
One of two things is happening here.

1. He's showing off his airsoft gear.
2. He's breaking California gun laws; and by laws I mean felonies, where he'd lose voting rights and a number of other things.

And looking at the magazine, as it's a transparent one, I'm guessing it's the second. Or he's outside California where gun laws aren't bullshit. But I'm not giving that as an option.

That rifle is also looking very short-barrelish. That's a federal crime if he didn't pay the ATF their bribery tax.
That's a Mk18 clone he's holding which makes that an SBR legally (probably not full-auto capable). No clue what the law is regarding simply holding it in CA if he actually is in CA in that photo, but I'm strongly doubting he owns that rifle. Given that slick plate carrier, how he's wearing it, and the fact that he doesn't know how to shoulder the rifle correctly, one can deduce he's an enormously annoying faggot.

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That's a Mk18 he's holding with what looks like an Eotech 551 on top. Given that slick plate carrier, where it's sitting, and the fact that he doesn't know how to shoulder the rifle correctly, one can deduce he's an enormously annoying faggot.
Wasn't really caring about what it is; as much as the Beverly Hills Commando wants to look tough and I'm just thinking that the Los Angeles County Sherriff and ATF would probably like to know where he got those. So he's either asking for the badge niggers to show up and arrest him on weapons charges (which would be hilarious); or he's out and about LARPing somewhere. Definitely looking tough and tactical Hasan, now put it back where you found it; you'll go to federal ram me in the ass prison for bringing those toys back to your mansion.
 
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You are not Patrick Bateman, Hasan. Just shave it and keep it moving.
Help me understand please frens. Is he trying to look creepy and retarded, as a joke? Or does he actually think leaning into the sex-buyer aesthetic makes him look genteel? Le epic Reddit angle doesn’t help.

Anecdotal, but I have never known a single woman into Hasan’s streams, even if they liked other Breadtubers—only “straight” guys simping. 🤔
 
So anyone been paying attention to Hasan being retarded about the Houthis to the point where even other Lefties like Vaush are calling him out? Dude is literally acting like Houthis have done nothing wrong, and are only doing a blockade so ships can't supply Israel with arms to use against Gaza.
He is ignoring (and I mean ignoring; I'm sure I saw a couple of his superchats calling him out and saying the Houthis aren't innocent and are being pirates...guess how well that went) the ACTUAL actions of the Houthis and claiming that America is bombing them so it can further commit Yemeni genocide (which, till then, it was "committing by proxy with Saudi Arabia") and/or support the Israelis genociding Gaza.

Honestly, beyond a point, I start to disbelieve he's just that stupid; and start believing he's a willful bad actor who's basically twisting and turning any and every situation into some form of "America Bad!" message. Though it's hilarious that this time, for that message, he's shilling for a rabid, fundamental Islamic group which openly engages in slavery, piracy and child soldiers.
It's tribalism, that's all it boils down to. Hasan is Muslim, Hasan will support any side that has Muslims in it no matter how bad it looks. His uncle dose it too despite claiming to be a non practicing Muslim.
 
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