Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

It's tribalism, that's all it boils down to. Hasan is Muslim, Hasan will support any side that has Muslims in it no matter how bad it looks. His uncle dose it too despite claiming to be a non practicing Muslim.
I think it's not only that. Given his comments during that stream where he was spinning hard to defend the houthis, I think even more than just "muslims", it's that he runs on a full cocktail of "America bad". To the point if tomorrow, America came out with "the sky is blue" or "2+2=4" or something, he would spin like a motherfucker to say not only are those statements 'wrong', but that America is bad for saying so.

And yet, despite all that shit, I don't see him moving out of the 'evil' to any of these 'innocent' Islamic areas. Probably because his money supply would dry up, but also that he'd get strung up like a turkey for not "being a good, god-fearing Muslim praying 5 times a day and not looking like a homosexual."
 
I think it's not only that. Given his comments during that stream where he was spinning hard to defend the houthis, I think even more than just "muslims", it's that he runs on a full cocktail of "America bad". To the point if tomorrow, America came out with "the sky is blue" or "2+2=4" or something, he would spin like a motherfucker to say not only are those statements 'wrong', but that America is bad for saying so.

And yet, despite all that shit, I don't see him moving out of the 'evil' to any of these 'innocent' Islamic areas. Probably because his money supply would dry up, but also that he'd get strung up like a turkey for not "being a good, god-fearing Muslim praying 5 times a day and not looking like a homosexual."
My man have you heard of Turkish bath houses the Turks of the most closeted homosexual group of people on the face of the planet and I hung out with Cubans
You know who is the biggest consumer of pornography on the face of the planet hint even in America the top searches are usually YouTube Twitter Reddit or Facebook and all Muslim countries it's pornography websites
 
xQc (in what might be one of the only good things he's done) has discovered that Hasan Piker's main YouTube editor literally just plays clips of Hasan eating as placeholders for when he goes to the bathroom on stream. Not a joke.


Here's Hasan's editor, Ostonox, talking about xQc during the react drama.
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xQc (in what might be one of the only good things he's done) has discovered that Hasan Piker's main YouTube editor literally just plays clips of Hasan eating as placeholders for when he goes to the bathroom on stream. Not a joke.
xQc, for as much of a retarded goblin faggot as he is, is still 100 times more likeable than Kiker. God only knows how his delusional orbiters will try and defend this shit
 
xQc, for as much of a retarded goblin faggot as he is, is still 100 times more likeable than Kiker. God only knows how his delusional orbiters will try and defend this shit
I would rather defend xQc then Cenk's nephew with this whole reaction bullshit. xQc admits he does it for the money, whilst Pikey boy sits there spouting about how great are unions when he's just the annoying union rep who got nepotized into his role.

At least xQc's reactions are now considerably more genuine then Piker's.
 
If anyone was interested in the episode of Jesse Singal’s podcast about Hassan’s interview with the Houthi pirate, Singal said in the most recent episode that it will be an episode for subscribers only.
Fuck!
Well, it looks like I have to pay for it now :(
 
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The default argument Hasan has for eating while "reacting" is "You wanna see me starve to death, dude?" I hope he uses the argument "You want me to piss my pants, dude?"
Is it really so hard to put up a BRB screen during a bathroom/snack break? It would definitely be more respectable than eating cereal while watching someone else's content, if not outright leaving to take a shit.

Oh wait, I forgot that Hasan's fans have the attention span of brain-damaged goldfish and would probably throw a tantrum if they didn't have a video to keep them distracted.
 
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