Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

[Chilson]

Hasan responds to the viral clip
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you're only saying this because people are giving you shit for it turkroach

Yeah, no that is not what Turk roach said at all. He can get fucked with his dog shit excuse. He either takes the L or continues to get ridiculed over it.

Also, no way in hell he ever had a "sales" job before if he thinks that 9 hours of streaming is worse for your social battery than 9 hours of doing fucking sales.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

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you're only saying this because people are giving you shit for it turkroach

I repeat. Why is he doing 9 hours if it’s so destructive to socials? He does not have to. That’s one of the benefits. You don’t have to expend yourself.

And most people do 9-5 have fully functioning socials.

Dude is just lazy

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Yeah, no that is not what Turk roach said at all. He can get fucked on this one. He either takes the L or continues to get ridiculed over it.

that's cute that hasan is capable of having any type of self-awareness. hasan cannot be wrong, stalker child. you are incapable of understanding what he said


you degenerates seriously want to be recognized as "hard-working" people when you are nothing like that. you guys can afford to take a break from "work" and can shut people out. normal people with normal jobs usually don't have that capability. a lot aren't able to afford to take time off.

I repeat. Why is he doing 9 hours if it’s so destructive to socials? He does not have to.

again, hasan (if he didn't spend all his twitch money) could probably never stream again if he wanted to and live a comfortable life. i hate this gay pandering twitch streamers do expecting us to feel terrible because "GOYS WE WORK HARD JUST LIKE U"

i'll never seriously take this cockroach's advice on the economy (any advice really) when this fucking retard spent 3 million dollars on a mansion in california. most people cannot even comprehend what it would be like to be a millionare

i sound MATI but i'm more annoyed than anything

 

[WelperHelper99]

Hasan the Socialist gives his 1000 IQ take on working a real job
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Wish I could be a streamer, play games, and watch anime/Breaking Bad for 9 hours a day, every day, then buy a 3 million dollar mansion and luxury cars to go with it. Sounds pretty easy tbh.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

again, hasan (if he didn't spend all his twitch money) could probably never stream again if he wanted to and live a comfortable life.

Other Streamers have said as much. They could just stop if they wanted to so complaining that you have no energy or time when people that work harder for the same hours manage to have the time comes across as lazy and complaining. And I say that as someone who would be taxed after 9 hours of streaming. But I’d never bring that up.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Wish I could be a streamer, play games, and watch anime/Breaking Bad for 9 hours a day, every day, then buy a 3 million dollar mansion and luxury cars to go with it. Sounds pretty easy tbh.

uh excuse me mr mormon, you don't want to be a streamer. it's so mentally taxing and you have to deal with people defaming and hurting your feelings.

hasan gets paid to do what i do when i'm off from work lol

 

[Irene and 22 others]

Nobody tell the zoomer lefties about the Fascist undertones in Starship Troopers, they might blow a gasket.

People who think Starship Troopers is fascist have only watched the film (in which case it's better to say fascist overtones) and haven't picked up the novel. If you wanted to classify the novel as anything, "Spartan" or just "militaristic" would be a more apt description. Although "fascism" is a practically hollow description that mainly means "something I don't like and want to call evil" most definitions would agree that it's a system of governance that places the state above the citizen. However, the narrative in Starship Troopers is quite the opposite. One of the plot points is that humanity has realized that preserving even one human life is worth the sacrifice of all of humanity. The story even purports that this is something akin to a mathematical proof.

One could always try to suggest that it's actually such a fascist shit-show that the characters swallow this wholesale, but that runs headlong into so much of what's presented as fact in the novel, including that military service is entirely voluntary and well as the main character's father being a successful businessman (i.e. wealthy despite being a non-citizen) who only later joins the military (and serves under his son) after his home city is destroyed due to the war. The armed forces even try to wash out people who join but did so out of childish stupidity, but at the same time don't discriminate against anyone and will gladly find someone infirmed or otherwise incapable of typical service a role to serve.

Needless to say, the system of government presented in Starship Troopers isn't fascist. People who think it is have only seen the film, which wasn't even based on the novel and only used the title for marketing purposes due to certain similarities in the plot. The director, Paul Verhoeven, has also said that he never read the novel. The film (which I do enjoy for a variety of reasons) is its own separate beast.

 

[WelperHelper99]

uh excuse me mr mormon, you don't want to be a streamer. it's so mentally taxing and you have to deal with people defaming and hurting your feelings.

hasan gets paid to do what i do when i'm off from work lol

If chat got uppity, I'd just call them faggots and flash goatse until they shut up. Like seriously, they're name tags running at mach 5 across the screen. Ignore them. If they lie about you, call them faggots again and ignore the drama. It isn't hard.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Sounds pretty easy tbh.

Depends how you set things up

Put in the work in your spare time. Then pay someone to edit the videos in YT segments or clips. Or both. Boom done. 1 stream a week can give you content for weeks.

It’s a ‘lot of money and work up front’ - and it’s really not that much - amd then the amount of work just decreases real fast. Then you just need to make sure you have enough money to cover your computer and storage devices blowing up. And paying people.

Ir’s why a lot of people start doing it part time only to transition to full time very quick. Because it becomes piss easy so quick and for the majority makes more than enough to live comfortabely.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Hasan responds to the viral clip
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you're only saying this because people are giving you shit for it turkroach

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i would almost sympathize with streamers if they understood that compared to regular jobs, this is fucking nothing to them. all you have to do is sit there, eat takeout, mumble a few words, talk about how society is crumbling, read donations for a couple of hours. oh no asmon, please tell me about how hard it is while wiping your tears away with $100 bills. if this is some gay attempt at making me feel bad for them, it's not working

Some of us who have regular full time jobs are still able to fucking brush and floss, unlike Bleedin’ Gums Asmongold. You don’t need to make 7 figures a year to practice good oral hygiene.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Some of us who have regular full time jobs are still able to fucking brush and floss, unlike Bleedin’ Gums Asmongold. You don’t need to make 7 figures a year to practice good oral hygiene.

the millionaire runescape streamer that can't afford a fucking housecleaner

 

[Mac Monster]

If chat got uppity, I'd just call them faggots and flash goatse until they shut up. Like seriously, they're name tags running at mach 5 across the screen. Ignore them. If they lie about you, call them faggots again and ignore the drama. It isn't hard.

These retarded streamers always forget that they can just turn off the chat if it really makes them so assblasted.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

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i would almost sympathize with streamers if they understood that compared to regular jobs, this is fucking nothing to them. all you have to do is sit there, eat takeout, mumble a few words, talk about how society is crumbling, read donations for a couple of hours. oh no asmon, please tell me about how hard it is while wiping your tears away with $100 bills. if this is some gay attempt at making me feel bad for them, it's not working

In fairness, dude owns like multiple companies. He’s like one of the only streamers that could say ‘it’s socially draining’ and I might take him seriously. But then’s he’s defending someone like Hasan who doesn’t put in work, doesn’t pay his mods or clippers, does not put in the same level of effort and I’m left wondering why he is defending Hasan. Hasan always makes other big, better, streamers look real bad.

 

[WelperHelper99]

These retarded streamers always forget that they can just turn off the chat if it really makes them so assblasted.

But if they turned off chat they wouldn't get into the algorithm dood!

 

[Chilson]

People who think Starship Troopers is fascist have only watched the film (in which case it's better to say fascist overtones) and haven't picked up the novel. If you wanted to classify the novel as anything, "Spartan" or just "militaristic" would be a more apt description. Although "fascism" is a practically hollow description that mainly means "something I don't like and want to call evil" most definitions would agree that it's a system of governance that places the state above the citizen. However, the narrative in Starship Troopers is quite the opposite. One of the plot points is that humanity has realized that preserving even one human life is worth the sacrifice of all of humanity. The story even purports that this is something akin to a mathematical proof.

One could always try to suggest that it's actually such a fascist shit-show that the characters swallow this wholesale, but that runs headlong into so much of what's presented as fact in the novel, including that military service is entirely voluntary and well as the main character's father being a successful businessman (i.e. wealthy despite being a non-citizen) who only later joins the military (and serves under his son) after his home city is destroyed due to the war. The armed forces even try to wash out people who join but did so out of childish stupidity, but at the same time don't discriminate against anyone and will gladly find someone infirmed or otherwise incapable of typical service a role to serve.

Needless to say, the system of government presented in Starship Troopers isn't fascist. People who think it is have only seen the film, which wasn't even based on the novel and only used the title for marketing purposes due to certain similarities in the plot. The director, Paul Verhoeven, has also said that he never read the novel. The film (which I do enjoy for a variety of reasons) is its own separate beast.

@Irene and 22 others I love both the book and the movie as far as entertainment value goes. But I wholeheartedly disagree with the movies dog shit ass backwards interpretation of the book though. Hell, the movie itself doesn't even portray a "fascist" society and is just a highly militaristic pro-human one in a galaxy with bug monsters (why the fuck is this a bad thing again??). Its more a parody of extreme jingoism than fascism (mind you fascism is also retarded because its just national communism, which is still communism and therefore retarded), which Paul Verhoeven clearly doesn't know the extreme difference between the two.

The book really does present a somewhat believable system of governance that actually holds its leaders responsible because the election process actually demands more from its voters than simply showing up, something I have been personally advocating for a long time as western societies crumble under the sheer mass of people with no investment in said societies out voting those who do have investment.

Its rather brilliant on paper, though it would probably fail in the real world because those in power would absolutely find a way to circumvent such a system of "service guaranteeing citizenship" AKA voting rights. I still find it to be a fascinating and strangely hopeful view of what humanity can become should we actually go beyond earth and expand into the stars. Something that on an intellectual level far outstrips its bastardized movie adaptation.

Hasan of course, being the pee brained roach he is, has no understanding of the nuance either versions of starship troopers provides and is merely parroting what every other pee brained moron on twitter is saying about Helldivers 2.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Seriously built in clipping tools to streaming setups as well as being able to set when you want videos to go live on youtube have made making a living off content creation so easy nowadays.

You can work 1 day a week - have enough stream segments and clips to last you way more than that week - as well as having a few actual videos ready to go in that week (depending on the video content obviously) and if you only release 1 produced video a week your other videos will be added to your backlog of clips and stream segments that you can just drop later.

And the kicker is you don’t even need to be a earns millions. You just need to earn a normal wage.

And then you’ve won at life. You are making the same amount of money everyone else is and barely working.

It’s for that reason if Chat ever asks you how hard streaming is or the topic comes up streamers should just ignore it. Even if they are right and have a point, no one will see it that way.

 

[Kees H]

Hasan responds to the viral clip

The response of these braindead retards like Hasan and Vaush always seems to be "I was clipped out of context, look for the context, stalker child". I dunno how any context will make your argument any better. If you get "socially exhausted" out of sitting behind your PC for 9 hours (let's be honest, it's way less, as he will go afk while playing videos to eat or something else) you are just a lazy faggot who never worked an honest job a day in his life.

 

[WelperHelper99]

The response of these braindead retards like Hasan and Vaush always seems to be "I was clipped out of context, look for the context, stalker child". I dunno how any context will make your argument any better. If you get "socially exhausted" out of sitting behind your PC for 9 hours (let's be honest, it's way less, as he will go afk while playing videos to eat or something else) you are just a lazy faggot who never worked an honest job a day in his life.

The context shit is such cope. Just say you were wrong, a asshole. It costs nothing but your pride. But I guess that's asking far too much.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

The response of these braindead retards like Hasan and Vaush always seems to be "I was clipped out of context, look for the context, stalker child". I dunno how any context will make your argument any better. If you get "socially exhausted" out of sitting behind your PC for 9 hours (let's be honest, it's way less, as he will go afk while playing videos to eat or something else) you are just a lazy faggot who never worked an honest job a day in his life.

vaush: "there's no moral or legal issue to getting free child porn"
literally everyone else: "what the fuck"
vaush: "errr, that was out of context"
full context: "there's no moral or legal issue to getting free child porn. if you think you are okay with child slave labor, you should be okay with child porn"

i know context matters, i get it. i'm all for getting context to what people say but after a certain point, you gotta say "man fuck the context. in what world do you think this is okay to say?"

vaush and hasan adding slight context to what they've said previously as if it's going to make a huge difference in what you have to say

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Another great fucking take from Hasan. Maybe we should look into the effects of dumb Turks blasting their socialist bullshit on the Internet while driving a Porsche and living in a expensive house in LA.

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This is in response to Xitter users making fun of him for this, most notably being this Tweet by famous Xitter user ayeejuju (he has 1.1 million followers) with over 130,000 likes and 15 fucking million views.
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This one is also notable as it's the only one Hasan directly responded to.
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To which ayeejuju responded with this Tweet
(L/A) lol get ratio'd hasan

This led to the Tweet Hasan made comparing Xitter to a school shooter breeding ground, and ayeejuju responded to that with these two Tweets
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