Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

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Mr. Manchester said:
I just imagine it would bring in a shit ton of money and people on the left and the right would get extremely hyped up for it. People would be making fan art, going over training stuff, pretending they're boxing experts. Any time either one of them got on live stream and talked about it you'd have a large group of people show up just to pay attention. They could get away with charging something like 100 bucks for super chats while they're at it. Even if it was just a sponsored fighter I'd still pay to watch the fight live on stream.

Even when Hasan gets his ass handed to him all he would have to do is show a little humility and say, 'good fight, I liked training' and for the first time ever people would see Hasan not be a vapid cunt.

But no. Like you said that particular brand of insufferable leftist would never just sit and enjoy something fun like that. Hasan would never be able to accept a loss gracefully either and shit up any goodwill that could have come out of it immediately. So instead the end result is a hell of their own creation where everyone fucking hates them, which is probably for the best.

Suffer Cockroach.
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Even if Hassan is the type of pussy faggot who doesn't want to get punched in the face, how hard is it to get someone to fight in your place? So many of these "socialists" want to "punch a nazi" then let them! It doesn't have to be something crazy. Hell if ethan ralph can organize a half baked boxing match then Hassan can either set up his own tournament or just hire someone to do all the heavy lifting for him.

There's something to say when Nick Fuentes can stop getting ass rammed and find some faggot to fight (and lose) against a Jew but Hasan can't.

Once again it proves the the modern turk can only complain never create.

Mister Stink said:
Worked for Lowtax!
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Say what you want about Lowtax but I respect him for it.

Mister Stink said:
Google says Hasan is 6'3 and Sam is 6'5. That's completely reasonable as far as fighting goes. Hasan is just a bitch and knows Sam has actually done other things aside from sitting in front of his webcam.
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Well I was thinking from my pov (I'm not at all close to them). But yeah Hasan is a pussy can can't even find someone to fight in his place.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
I just imagine it would bring in a shit ton of money and people on the left and the right would get extremely hyped up for it. People would be making fan art, going over training stuff, pretending they're boxing experts. Any time either one of them got on live stream and talked about it you'd have a large group of people show up just to pay attention. They could get away with charging something like 100 bucks for super chats while they're at it. Even if it was just a sponsored fighter I'd still pay to watch the fight live on stream.
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Even if Hasan Piker completely clobbered Sam Hyde in a boxing match, he would still hemorrhage his lefty fans from ideological dysentery for even so much as acknowledging that Sam Hyde exists and thus platforming a "Nazi."
 
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MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
Even if Hasan Piker completely clobbered Sam Hyde in a boxing match, he would still hemorrhage his lefty fans from ideological dysentery for even so much as acknowledging that Sam Hyde exists and thus platforming a "Nazi."
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Absolutely. If the crybaby wants an audience of fun people than the first step is to purge those faggots anyway. The dumbass doesn't realize the solution is there ready to punch him in the face.
 
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DoNotFeedTheSneed said:
He won’t do shit. Honestly more likely that he’ll switch from being a left wing grifter to a right wing grifter because he hates his audience already and that’s guaranteed more views than he has now
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He's too retarded for all this to be a grift, he's a true believer.
 
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Vectra said:
Hasan had a meltdown on Discord and threatened to kill himself because his IRL stream in Australia had only 13k viewers.

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(First message refers to the petition by Drew Pavlou to deport Hasan from Australia.)

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He pushed away his normie audience and left with lifeless loser tankies. Now he is mad that people are only watching him for his dogshit political takes and leaving as soon as he starts doing anything else becuase he is just uninteresting. He is so obsessed with attention and clout, he can't imagine a world where he is irrelevant. He is not just losing his clout but his mental health too.
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Cenk’s nephew having a normal one I see.
 
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Hasan had a meltdown on Discord and threatened to kill himself
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Remember down the block, not across the walk. Hasan

DoNotFeedTheSneed said:
He won’t do shit. Honestly more likely that he’ll switch from being a left wing grifter to a right wing grifter because he hates his audience already and that’s guaranteed more views than he has now
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User names must be unique said:
He's too retarded for all this to be a grift, he's a true believer.
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People forget Hasan started out as an MRA and called himself "The Brofessor"
The only thing Hasan is a true believer in is his own ego.
 
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Vectra said:
Hasan had a meltdown on Discord and threatened to kill himself because his IRL stream in Australia had only 13k viewers.

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He pushed away his normie audience and left with lifeless loser tankies. Now he is mad that people are only watching him for his dogshit political takes and leaving as soon as he starts doing anything else becuase he is just uninteresting. He is so obsessed with attention and clout, he can't imagine a world where he is irrelevant. He is not just losing his clout but his mental health too.
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“SUFFAH, YOU SLATTERNLY SWARTHY TURKROACH HASAN PIKER” - Nathaniel “Ralph” Higgers III
 
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HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS said:
Isn't Hasan like number #1 twitch streamer? Maybe my memory is murky....
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He was once voted one of the top streamers (Best Just Chatting, hahahaha). But streaming is a very fluctuating business so don't expect to stray on top if you become stagnating or make enough dumb takes that most go look for someone else.
 
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Roggishi said:
I'd be pretty happy to make a living with 13k viewers to sit on my ass and play games.
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He doesn't even do anything on his streams. He pulls up videos of other people doing shit and just watches it, occasionally mumbling out his own stupid takes. Sometimes it's just his stupid takes without stealing someone else's hard work, but his bread and butter is someone else's bread.

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Speaking of, was there ever an explanation for why Hasan detests landlords when his mother was one?
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Because hating landlords is a basic internet lefty talking point that Hasan can regurgitate to his audience. I doubt he cares, and if he's exactly the sort who would buy another mansion and rent it out, just not to blacks or Mexicans though.

Crocodylus Acutus said:
"Hey guys, I'm going to stream nothing but retarded leftist politisperging."

"What the hell, why are all of my fans retarded leftist politispergs!"
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He's too stupid to realize that some of his audience are even more retarded than he is and don't realize it's all a massive larp and grift on his part.
 
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Vectra said:
He pushed away his normie audience and left with lifeless loser tankies. Now he is mad that people are only watching him for his dogshit political takes and leaving as soon as he starts doing anything else becuase he is just uninteresting. He is so obsessed with attention and clout, he can't imagine a world where he is irrelevant. He is not just losing his clout but his mental health too.
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the issue here is far more than that actually. twitch in general is losing viewers the channels that actually do get 20k plus are usually channels that cater to children. hasan does way too much news coverage and it gets boring. if he was smart he would do less news and politics stuff and focus on other things. dudes rich and he wastes far too much time arguing with people in his chat. at some point he has to realize people are going to get tired of that stuff and leave. maybe this will serve as a wake up call but that is unlikely.
 
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