Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

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I don't understand the appeal of Theo Von. His persona is amusing for like 10 minutes. A boring, cordial conversation between two losers who just repeat the same schtick over and over sounds like torture. Rogan and Tucker have been pioneers in the "art" of staring incredulously and pretending not to know the answers to the softball questions they ask and Theo Von is like the further watered down version of this unfunny, uninformative slop.

Theo Von is such an unfunny faggot. I genuinely suspect he got told to have Hasan on to take some of the heat off of himself over the recent Zelensky tweet and Trump ballwashing.

I couldn't agree more. He's just some nobody douchefag with subzero depth to his person and no prior achievements upon which to hang his hat (retard helmet).

With Rogan you've got all his prior comedy work and Fear Factor, a personal favorite, to name the least, that all attest to his veracity and character. All of which leads to much more enriching and complex conversations. That's what has made him a household name.
 
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This Asmongold video is gonna piss off Hasan so much 😭

Hasan's jealous of Asmongold is truly the gift that keeps on giving.
truly hasan was made for BAC (BIG ASMONGOLD COCK)

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cockroach milk if you will
 
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Theo Von is such an unfunny faggot. I genuinely suspect he got told to have Hasan on to take some of the heat off of himself over the recent Zelensky tweet and Trump ballwashing.
I think he just doesn't give a single fuck who he has on as long as it grows his overall platform. His previous guest was Candace Owens and just looking at the types of guests he brings on overall, I'd bet he'd get a homeless crackhead on if he thought that podcast would do numbers.
 
I like Theo for the most part although I'm not an avid watcher. Im not really into celebrity interviews either, but he does a good job connecting with huge names and getting them to open up up about topics they normally wouldn't discuss. It seems like it's becoming too formulaic now that the show has gotten really popular. You can tell there's someone out of frame making sure the production is running on time and trying to get through it by the book as quickly as possible to move on to whatever comes next. That will always lower the quality of a show. It's hard to find celebrities who are willing to stay on for an indefinite amount off thime.

All the alleged conservatives on YouTube saying they are thrilled to see "both sides" represented are some faggots.
 
The roach is part of the wealthy elite.
His father is Mehmet Behçet Piker who was VP for Sabancı Holdings (worth about 80 billion). They're a family of Turkish billionaires.
There is a very real chance Dan Clancy and Twitch get fat investment capital for playing nice with Hasan.
they are probably offering more then what ad companies would do to keep him on, considering the fact Hasan is likely about to cause yet another Apocalypse
 
Asmongold being a bigger political streamer than Hasan and it making him mald so much is great.

And it’s only 50% of what Asmon does. If they completely stopped everyone from covering it tomorrow Asmon would just play 5 more hours of video games and his audiance would be happy.

Hasan clearly wishes he coulf have that.
 
ASTAGFIR ULLAH IT IS RAMADAN HE CAN'T BE EATING

For real though, do you guys think he actually fasts during Ramadan like a real muslim?
He calls himself a "cultural" Muslim. In other words he just takes on the mudslime label so he can play the minority card when needed and pretend to be white when that gives him more leverage. He doesn't have a religious bone in his body.
 
There is a very real chance Dan Clancy and Twitch get fat investment capital for playing nice with Hasan.
What are the chances Dan just wants to fuck him like half of Hasan's fanbase

For real though, do you guys think he actually fasts during Ramadan like a real muslim?
He was bullied back when he was a fat little kid for not being Muslim enough, and currently his only connection to being Muslim is (vaguely) cultural and entirely tribalistic. He absolutely doesn't believe in Islams actual practices or canon on any kind of spiritual level.

Which is good, it means that when he dies Allah shall cast him into a pot of boiling shit for all eternity. Inshallah.
 
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I'm going to defend Theo here for two reasons.
1) His shtick is talking to people and sort of finding common ground with them but it doesn't mean he is going to cuddle the guest. At that he is a better interviewer than Rogan and even if you like uncle Joe you can't deny he sucks now at interviewing.
2) The roach "ballwashing" is just protocol so the show doesn't end up getting the pipeline accusations.

I maintain that the roach came to Theo to rehabilitate his image because hating on him has never been more popular and probably his handlers believed that if it worked for Trump it could work for an e-celeb that already has the establishment backing him.
 
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