Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

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I am slowly becoming convinced that Hasan is a Mossad asset to delegitimize the image of Palestinian support in the West.
People say this every time a Palestinian activist says something retarted, idk why it's so hard to believe that these people are actually just that stupid. The primary audience is college kids and western arab nepo babies, these aren't exactly intellectuals we're appealing to here.
 

hasan calls it a swastika sword lmao
"Inshallah Im going to behead the infidels with this one"




an example of what hasan defines as a newtzi
according to the turk roach he is the abiter of the Armenian people
 
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Hasan appeared on the Adam Friedland Show/Cumtown remnant

Adam brings up Sam Hyde and asks Hasan if he can admit the "I'm gonna kill you" clip was funny. Hasan lies, saying he didn't know who Sam was at the time. He says he didn't respond to Sam because he didn't want to be associated with him at all.

 
Another day, another bit of proof that Hasan is extremely unlikeable and hated outside of his very protected hugbox.

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Even Destiny's appearance was mostly postiive.

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Adam brings up Sam Hyde and asks Hasan if he can admit the "I'm gonna kill you" clip was funny. Hasan lies, saying he didn't know who Sam was at the time. He says he didn't respond to Sam because he didn't want to be associated with him at all.

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I seriously don't get the appeal of the Cumtown guys. Admittedly, they're less loathsome than Hasan but they're still some of the least funny "comedians" I've seen that aren't friends of Joe Rogan. The Adam Friedland Show is just a pale, pale, pale imitation of Between Two Ferns, except he stretches it out 10x and puts in 1/10th the effort and has 1% of the charm of Zach Galifianakis. You don't need to be a mathemagician to see that it's not a formula for success, but somehow he still has fans.

What algorithm magic have the Cumtown guys done to get astroturfed as hard as they have?
 
What algorithm magic have the Cumtown guys done to get astroturfed as hard as they have?
I think it's old fashioned, early '00s college era charisma. There is a genuine gap and demand for white dudes that are broadly and simply liberal, not for debate purposes but just simplistic beliefs. Abortion good becuz no child support cases, women in HR good becuz I don't care I already have a job with my dad's company, etc. People will naturally gravitate towards them and their CollegeHumor dot com vibe because they aren't trying to run discourse like a fucking mafia or pushing crazy deviant cuck shit every stream.
 
The Adam Friedland Show is just a pale, pale, pale imitation of Between Two Ferns
I've only seen a few of them but I thought he seemed to be trying to mash up 'The Dick Cavett Show' and 'Between Two Ferns' without the Wit and Charm of Cavett or the Humor and Delivery of Galifianakis.

My assumption regarding the popularity of it is that those poor souls, Zoomers primarily I'd assume, just don't know any better, having been deprived of better representations of classic talk shows with stuff like Kimmel, The View, and Fallon being some of the more popular ones of the last decade or so.

Slop in, Slop out.
 
I seriously don't get the appeal of the Cumtown guys. Admittedly, they're less loathsome than Hasan but they're still some of the least funny "comedians" I've seen that aren't friends of Joe Rogan. The Adam Friedland Show is just a pale, pale, pale imitation of Between Two Ferns, except he stretches it out 10x and puts in 1/10th the effort and has 1% of the charm of Zach Galifianakis. You don't need to be a mathemagician to see that it's not a formula for success, but somehow he still has fans.

What algorithm magic have the Cumtown guys done to get astroturfed as hard as they have?
If you weren't consuming content in like 2016, then you're just never gonna get it.
 
This account on Twitter is clipping bits of Hasan's stream where does his damage control on his terrible appearance on the Adam Bug show.

Archives of the @Awk20000 posts:

Adam Friedland made it awkward when bringing up Sam Hyde in his Hasan Piker interview

“Can you admit at this point that when Sam Hyde did that video…it was very funny”


Interesting thing to point out is how much Hasan loves a good white lie, numerous of those in the interview In the clip above he’s denying having “any idea” who Sam Hyde is yet has referenced him various times over the years



Hasan explains to his audience why he ignores Sam Hyde when Adam mentioned him in the interview

“They cut out a part..calling him a p*do nazi..I didn’t know anything about this guy..I’m just never gonna talk about this guy ever..don’t wanna be around this guy”


Ethan reacted to Hasan’s viral “$300 boots” take from last night on IG

“What about $1000 Gucci shirt or $200,000 Porsche..feel bad for Hasan’s audience..thinks he’s a socialist hero”




Edit: Throwback to that time Hasan called New Yorkers soft for not beating up a Nazi.

Hasan, without a hint of irony, says New Yorkers are soft for not beating up a man wearing a Nazi costume. Bro, you've been running from "some dumbass, weirdo Nazi" for months now. He then gets triggered by a chatter calling him a soyboy and retaliates with the stale "I fucked your mom" insults to sooth his fragile ego.

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They think you can "train" people or rather indoctrinate to be all loving, tolerant and progressive, in their eyes individual or rather npc, connected to hive mind chanting buzzwords and slogans.
How in all that is good in this world can they not see that this is absolutely dystopian. Train people to be good? Loving? Accepting? Do they honestly believe that they live in some kind of book or anime that they're the main protagonist? That they'll be Hokage someday after all of the hard work™️ they'll do? Even though they happen to be trust fund nepo baby faggots who would cry to mommy and daddy at the slightest response of NO. Having a bitchfit is honestly the most entertainment and use you could get from these malignant faggots of the high end low end of the evolutionary spectrum.

I Just can't with these fucks anymore.
 
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