Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

[soy_king]

Latest Content Cop wannabe, H3 orbiter and Yandere Dev's number 1 defender CameronF305 made a Content Cop on Hasan Piker(?): (a)

Honestly, the indy reboot of Content Cop really captures the spirit and charm of the original show way better than that weird Hollywood reboot with all that diversity casting they tried pushing on us a few months back.

 

[Lordautism]

We all secretly know Hasan Piker dating Asmongold.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

We all secretly know Hasan Piker dating Asmongold.

Roaches do tend to attract each other.

 

[Meth Dick]

Latest Content Cop wannabe, H3 orbiter and Yandere Dev's number 1 defender CameronF305 made a Content Cop on Hasan Piker(?): (a)

This dude ran this shtick into the ground already.
His first one was fun and seemed ironic but this is the second or third one he's done, I watched 5 minutes and he just did the Asian Jake Paul switcheroony and it's on Ludwig instead of Hasan.
Every fucking commentary channel I've seen over the past 2 weeks has included that "LET'S UP THOSE NUMBERS!!" in every video when showing their subscriber count and it's just become sickening.

 

[soy_king]

This dude ran this shtick into the ground already.
His first one was fun and seemed ironic but this is the second or third one he's done, I watched 5 minutes and he just did the Asian Jake Paul switcheroony and it's on Ludwig instead of Hasan.
Every fucking commentary channel I've seen over the past 2 weeks has included that "LET'S UP THOSE NUMBERS!!" in every video when showing their subscriber count and it's just become sickening.

Hard disagree. Call me nostalgic or whatever, but I'd love to see more of a return by the mainstream to 2016 YouTube content with less of this Breadtube nonsense

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

I'm gonna say what ruined it all for them is that motherfucker Al-Ghazali, who turned all their knowledge and curiosity around and went "No! Science? Knowledge? THINKING FOR YOURSELF!?! That's fake, gay, retarded and haram. The answer to everything should be some form of 'Allah did it.' And if anyone doesn't agree with that, introduce them to sharp objects and pointy sticks. Or at the least, oppress them."

Not true at all. Al Ghazali was a mathematician who believed you can prove the existence of god with science and math.
This idea that the man destroyed the Islamic Golden age is retarded. A lot of other things contributed to the downfall of Arab civilization, mainly the fact that they destroyed all of the surrounding culture and became this monoculture of corrupt idiots and a lot of inbreeding.
It also didn't help that the rising powers in Europe basically started smashing the Ottoman Empire.
And the fact that they militarily fell behind every other country by the I'd say mid to late 1800s.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

Hard disagree. Call me nostalgic or whatever, but I'd love to see more of a return by the mainstream to 2016 YouTube content with less of this Breadtube nonsense

i think Hasan is probably mad that it was a bait and switch and went to Ludwig

once again, Ludwig took the spotlight from Hasan

the unforgivable sin, to Hasan and to his buddies.

 

[The Fuck's Going On Here]

Not true at all. Al Ghazali was a mathematician who believed you can prove the existence of god with science and math.
This idea that the man destroyed the Islamic Golden age is retarded. A lot of other things contributed to the downfall of Arab civilization, mainly the fact that they destroyed all of the surrounding culture and became this monoculture of corrupt idiots and a lot of inbreeding.
It also didn't help that the rising powers in Europe basically started smashing the Ottoman Empire.
And the fact that they militarily fell behind every other country by the I'd say mid to late 1800s.

>Al-Ghazali
>A mathematician
Nigger, what? Al-Ghazali was a philosopher of sorts, but he was not a mathematician. Hell, he critiqued mathematicians such as Avicenna. You sure you're not mixing him up with Al-Khwarizmi or something?
Al-Ghazali's whole thing was occasionalism, i.e. God is behind everything, and there is no cause-and-effect without God in it. His most famous example of that was "if you bring a cotton piece near fire, the cotton burns, not because of the heat, but because God willed it to burn." Essentially a God-of-the-Gaps of sorts.
And I wasn't specifically talking about the Islamic Golden age; but his whole "rationality and empiricism is secondary; put God first" kinda mindset fueled a lot of the same mindset that's screwed over the Arabs, since their God told them an incestuous pedophile and warmonger was "the perfect man".

On the topic of Hasan, the same occasionalism can be seen in Hasan, however, it's not "God" that he focuses on, but rather "socialism" or whatever retarded shit he supports.

 

[Meth Dick]

Hard disagree. Call me nostalgic or whatever, but I'd love to see more of a return by the mainstream to 2016 YouTube content with less of this Breadtube nonsense

Id agree but just someone copying the same shit that's already been done is lame. This dude even copies the European accent. If he's gonna do it he should make it his own instead of just a constant stream of "remember this?!".
Also the same thing applies to that jew "Filthy Frank 2".

 

[Caddo Cobgang]

the amount of University Alt-Girls that will always defend Hasan is staggering to me, he just tells them everything they want to hear on Palestine and none of them ever question his more insane takes, all because some Kikes are shooting at brown kids in the Middle East in some retarded conflict that will never affect them stateside

This dude could go into the ghetto and kill a bunch of 99s on livestream while calling for TND and his fanbase would still defend him.

this, the Far-Left isn't exactly known for consistency, they are pro-China,pro-Muslim,pro-Black,and pro-Troon all at the same time yet most of them cannot conceptualize that these groups are often in opposition to one another, Hasan just paints a picture of everyone getting along when thats not the case, he's basically a cult leader, just like Vaush,just like Destiny,and just like any other Leftist streamer

 

[soy_king]

Currently listening to the Nelk boys talking to all the detractors for the Netanyahu interview and they actually called Hasan a pussy when one of them suggested having Destiny on stream with Hasan. It's a bad look when even the normies can see through your bullshit.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Latest Content Cop wannabe, H3 orbiter and Yandere Dev's number 1 defender CameronF305 made a Content Cop on Hasan Piker(?): (a)

It will never not get funny that Hasan Piker’s name is somehow related to Diddy and baby oil. I don’t even have evidence that he went to one of his parties, but it’s just funny that the long run in joke is that Hasan likes using baby oil and no one bothers to question it.

 

[soy_king]

It will never not get funny that Hasan Piker’s name is somehow related to Diddy and baby oil. I don’t even have evidence that he went to one of his parties, but it’s just funny that the long run in joke is that Hasan likes using baby oil and no one bothers to question it.

Hasan actually admitted he went to a Diddy party, he just never said whether he applied the baby oil on while he was there.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Hasan actually admitted he went to a Diddy party, he just never said whether he applied the baby oil on while he was there.

I guess he must have not been a bigger freak than the prostitutes that Diddy used to rub it all over him during those freak off sessions.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

It will never not get funny that Hasan Piker’s name is somehow related to Diddy and baby oil. I don’t even have evidence that he went to one of his parties, but it’s just funny that the long run in joke is that Hasan likes using baby oil and no one bothers to question it.

He did go to a Diddy party at Coachella while high on drugs, and spoke afterwards about how they were playing videos of a "conventionally attractive" "very young" girl.

 

[machine gril]

Currently listening to the Nelk boys talking to all the detractors for the Netanyahu interview and they actually called Hasan a pussy when one of them suggested having Destiny on stream with Hasan. It's a bad look when even the normies can see through your bullshit.

Love the part where Hasan pretends to have internet issues after not being able to explain why Neo Nazis would ALSO not like Netanyahu. He legit says Nazis don’t like Netanyahu because “he is Jewish and they think that Israel is a Jewish state and that they are doing this for Judaism or whatever,” biggest leftist political streamer everybody

 

[Flexo]

the amount of University Alt-Girls that will always defend Hasan is staggering to me, he just tells them everything they want to hear on Palestine and none of them ever question his more insane takes, all because some Kikes are shooting at brown kids in the Middle East in some retarded conflict that will never affect them stateside

Even more so those girls will offer some platitudes about Israel overreacting to the crimes of Oct 7th - and then go on to nearly murder someone for getting their starbucks order wrong.

Hasan is like Moviebob - a great example of main character syndrome and his fandom is full of likeminded folks.

 

[soy_king]

Love the part where Hasan pretends to have internet issues after not being able to explain why Neo Nazis would ALSO not like Netanyahu. He legit says Nazis don’t like Netanyahu because “he is Jewish and they think that Israel is a Jewish state and that they are doing this for Judaism or whatever,” biggest leftist political streamer everybody

He also is deathly terrified of being compared to Myron Gaines, Sneako, or Fuentes despite the fact that he shares almost identical beliefs about Israel and the Jewish Lobby as they do, as you can hear later when he gets mad at Nelk bringing them up at all.

EDIT: The Adam Friedland spergfest in that convo also reminds me that Adam apparently told Hasan in his interview on TAFS that Hasan should've leaned into the the LARP when the Candy Man said he was coming to kill Hasan by making his own Iron Sheik-like character and replying to the Candy Man via kayfabe. Regardless of anything else that Woody Allen caricature self-hating Jew schmuck has said, he's at least much funnier than Hasan and takes himself way less seriously.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

Asmongold just announced that his dad was diagnosed with Cancer

And im just sitting here wondering how long will it be before Hasan and/or his orbiters would make fun of Asmongold's dad and Asmongold.

 

[Foltest]

Asmongold just announced that his dad was diagnosed with Cancer

And im just sitting here wondering how long will it be before Hasan and/or his orbiters would make fun of Asmongold's dad and Asmongold.

Well, seeing as his reaction to Ozzie passing was him bitching about his wife, you know he will laugh.