Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

[Lisa forgive me]

Asmongold just announced that his dad was diagnosed with Cancer

And im just sitting here wondering how long will it be before Hasan and/or his orbiters would make fun of Asmongold's dad and Asmongold.

Only a matter of time. His fans are already at it, so are Destiny's:

Waiting for that "gato fumador" dude that was saying Asmongold killed his mom (the one that Ethan soft doxxed) to come out and say something about his dad. Asmon already farmed him for a 1.3M+ view clip a week ago, so let's see if he comes back for round two.

 

[Caddo Cobgang]

Hasan is like Moviebob - a great example of main character syndrome and his fandom is full of likeminded folks.

thats actually a more accurate comparison then one may intially realize, they are both left-leaning figures who abused their notoriety online as just as soon as they got it, Hasan got popular initially because of his Armenian Genocide denying uncle and as soon as he was on his own he just evolved rapidly into the shitlord he is today

 

[Foltest]

At least Bob is a selfmade Cow in some sense.
He was not born with a silverspoon and did not have a uncle network to get his start.
No sir, The Bob worked his ass off to become the cow we know and love(hate) today.

 

[Chilson]

At least Bob is a selfmade Cow in some sense.
He was not born with a silverspoon and did not have a uncle network to get his start.
No sir, The Bob worked his ass off to become the cow we know and love(hate) today.

The only real difference between Moviebob and Hasan is that Hasan was born handsome and rich. If Hasan had neither of these things he would pretty much be just another Moviebob, which says more about how important being handsome and rich is in our society than anything else.

 

[Flexo]

about how important being handsome and rich is to humans than anything else.

FTFY

(as if there was ever a society that didn't care about either of those things)

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

> Hasan was born handsome.
HE WAS FAT.
WITHOUT THE BEARD HE LOOKS LIKE SHIT.
HE IS OLD.

 

[machine gril]

> Hasan was born handsome.
HE WAS FAT.
WITHOUT THE BEARD HE LOOKS LIKE SHIT.
HE IS OLD.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

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That’s a RAT baby.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

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He looks like a meth doubt washed up homosexual or member of a faggoty emo boy band from the 2000s.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

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Looks like that thought slime guy.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

> Hasan was born handsome.
HE WAS FAT.
WITHOUT THE BEARD HE LOOKS LIKE SHIT.
HE IS OLD.

More importantly his hair is fake. Turkish people are all genetically cursed with balding. It’s just a fact. Almost all Turkish men begin balding by his age. He uses medication and likely hair transplants (Turkey has cheap, widespread hair transplant care because all Turks are bald) to look like that. The most pathetic thing about Hasan is that on the inside he’s still the same fat ugly kid he was twenty years ago.