Hasidic Community - Everybody's favorite type of Jew. Moved to "Mass Debates" 109 times.

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

How the fuck do they even tell who is an ally and who isn't.

Different style hats...maybe?

 

[donksmanSupreme42]

How the fuck do they even tell who is an ally and who isn't.

very minute differences in clothing

each hasidut has a very slightly different dress code, some wear socks above pants, some havs sideburns 1mm shorter, some wear differebt hats

veru minor differences that only other hasidim can tell apart

 

[EyeGuy]

Happy Pesach! Enjoy some Ghiblified chasidic images.

 

[donksmanSupreme42]

Happy Pesach! Enjoy some Ghiblified chasidic images.
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you should look up abraham baruch

 

[AltisticRight]

including the description of him trying on women's stockings to make sure they were modest enough:

This somehow sounds like one of the most Jewish methods ever to problem solving.
>Are these stockings kosher?
>Well, I'll have to personally try them on and pose in front of a mirror to evaluate its modesty

 

[Big Nasty]

very minute differences in clothing

each hasidut has a very slightly different dress code, some wear socks above pants, some havs sideburns 1mm shorter, some wear differebt hats

veru minor differences that only other hasidim can tell apart

Gangsta shit, basically

 

[EyeGuy]

New Hasidic feud dropped, this time between different organizations/grifters over the arrangements at the pilgrimage to the grave of Rabbi Yeshaya of Kerestir in Hungary this week. The owners of "Reb Shayale's Guest House" accused their competitors of "terrorism" for blocking off a field which they wanted to use, and tore down the fencing that had been put up:

In response, the field was blocked off again, this time with containers:

Reb Shayale's Guest House published a presentation defending their actions and claiming that they are backing down from their "legal right" for the sake of peace. More likely, it seems that the Hungarian authorities just aren't interested in intervening in a retarded Jew fight:

 

[pistolwhipped]

Who would win in a fight: 30 Crown Heights pro-palestine protestors armed with their bare hands, or 1 Adina Sash armed with a toiveled hitachi wand?

 

[Free the Pedos]

toiveled hitachi wand?

These new chumras, man.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Who would win in a fight: 30 Crown Heights pro-palestine protestors armed with their bare hands, or 1 Adina Sash armed with a toiveled hitachi wand?

Everyone else wins

 

[EyeGuy]

Kino ensues as Israel's national security minister Itamar Ben Gvir pays a visit to the "kasbah" of Beit Shemesh (overflow area for Meah Shearim retards) to demand Palestinian flags graffitied on the buildings be removed:

Featuring:
- Police/bodyguards trying to tardwrangle Ben Gvir.
- His wife Ayala (they married when he was 28 and she was 17) filming the whole time Worldstar style.
- Mob of hasidim hollering threateningly but not actually doing much.
- Ayala slapping a hasid who told her to "go die in Gaza".
- The men not touching Ayala because she's a woman.
- A hasidic woman slapping Ayala.
- Ayala slapping the woman.

Spoiler: Slapfight

- Ben-Gvir plainly enjoying every second.

 

[a hapless toad]

very minute differences in clothing

each hasidut has a very slightly different dress code, some wear socks above pants, some havs sideburns 1mm shorter, some wear differebt hats

veru minor differences that only other hasidim can tell apart

 

[fuckingIncredable]

and people say christianism is too split

 

[donksmanSupreme42]

and people say christianism is too split

if you have 2 jews in a room, u have 3 opinions and the representatives of 4 political parties

 

[elonmaize]

surprised there isn't more talk about teen marriage in this community, something like 80% get married before 20, especially in israel i heard on pol that these girls will get married before they're even old enough to have periods.

 

[AltisticRight]

surprised there isn't more talk about teen marriage in this community, something like 80% get married before 20, especially in israel i heard on pol that these girls will get married before they're even old enough to have periods.

Source: I made it all up.

 

[a hapless toad]

surprised there isn't more talk about teen marriage in this community, something like 80% get married before 20, especially in israel i heard on pol that these girls will get married before they're even old enough to have periods.

I think you've confused Jews with Muslims.

 

[elonmaize]

I think you've confused Jews with Muslims.

Source: I made it all up.

Let me give you the more specific breakdown:


Israel (Haredi women):
By age 19: ~45%
By age 20: ~65%
By age 21: ~75-80%


US (Haredi women):
By age 19: ~30%
By age 20: ~50%
By age 21: ~60-65%


After verification with multiple sources:
Israel Haredi women by 21: ~75-80%
US Haredi women by 21: ~60-65%


This matches better with observed patterns and explains why such high percentages are reached by 25. The earlier statement about "most marrying by 21" was accurate for Israel but needed more nuance for the US.

 

[AltisticRight]

Let me give you the more specific breakdown:

Yeah, they marry young. All my Jewish friends from high school (I had a lot of them, Jews ROCK) were married by 25.
Not Israeli Jews, I'm talking about Australian and American Jews.

I was referring to this:

i heard on pol that these girls will get married before they're even old enough to have periods.

Most have their first period at like 12 right?
Nobody, I doubt even the retards on /pol/ believes this.

 

[elonmaize]

Most have their first period at like 12 right?

depends on the diet, if you're starving you'll be closer to the older end of the spectrum, Carrie was famously 16 when she got her first period. before microplastics it was way more common to not be in elementary school and menstruating. but fuck me for thinking 16 year olds are basically children right?