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Great thread but despite being despised by most Jews, they will absolutely close ranks and protect the hassidim. Anytime there’s pushback against what they do, the Department of Justice moves hard and fast.

Most hasids still speak Yiddish, which is a mongrelized German that uses Hebrew letters. However there’s multiple versions of Yiddish that gets spoken. There’s an “academic” Yiddish that doesn’t really get spoken in hasid circles.

These people are all welfare niggers who just read the Talmud all day. Even though there are many parts of Judaism that tell people not to be lazy niggers all day. They’re also insufferable people too. You hear about all these famous Jewish comedians but these people are just humorless and inbred. Lots of inbreeding. The greatest argument against a chosen people resides in the Hasidic communities.
 
Should the OP talk about Shomrim?

tl;dr Shomrim are pretend cops who police Hasidic communities and operate entirely independent of and outside the law, and have a nasty habit of letting people like sex offenders go unprosecuted by secular law enforcement. They have historically been allowed to do basically whatever they want all the time. Here are some Shomrim:


They do things that would get anyone else thrown in jail, like their badges which look just like NYPD:
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Look at this shit. Anyone else would be arrested for impersonating a police officer if they put those lights on their car.

I'm seeing this one for the first time, I howled with laughter at the "SHOMRIM" crime scene tape:

Shomrim leaders have been involved in some interesting activities themselves:
 
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Here's a joke that came to me during a recent conversation here:
What's one reason the Catholic Church would have a bigger problem with child molestation than the Jewish community?
When a priest puts a child's penis in his mouth, everyone, the priest included, knows that he's doing something wrong. When a rabbi does it, he's just practicing Judaism, so it's magically okay.
Let's hope ((null)) doesn't lock this thread
No, child, the Hasidic Community is not an lolcow. Enjoy spergatory.
 
Should the OP talk about Shomrim?

tl;dr Shomrim are pretend cops who police Hasidic communities and operate entirely independent of and outside the law, and have a nasty habit of letting people like sex offenders go unprosecuted by secular law enforcement. They have historically been allowed to do basically whatever they want all the time. Here are some Shomrim:
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They do things that would get anyone else thrown in jail, like their badges which look just like NYPD:
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Look at this shit. Anyone else would be arrested for impersonating a police officer if they put those lights on their car.

I'm seeing this one for the first time, I howled with laughter at the "SHOMRIM" crime scene tape:

Shomrim leaders have been involved in some interesting activities themselves:
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I wasn't planning on covering Shomrim per se, but Satmar especially love to fit out their SUVs with lights and sirens. The New York State police have threatened to crack down on them multiple times, but nothing has ever happened:
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I wasn't planning on covering Shomrim per se, but Satmar especially love to fit out their SUVs with lights and sirens. The New York State police have threatened to crack down on them multiple times, but nothing has ever happened:
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I want to see a Shomrim vs sovereign citizen smackdown. It would be glorious levels of autism.
 
@EyeGuy You have to include the Rebbetzin burka woman in Israel I forgot her name but she was the talk of every jew even among Yemneites in NYC. I think she got charged with child abuse or something but she was arrested. She convinced a large number of Hasidic women to wear burka like clothing and they used to travel in groups in Israel.

Might be worth looking up archived posts of Failed Messiah, dude used to document feuds various Hasidim had with each other in Brooklyn, I think the Bobover and Lubavitchers had one that broke out where they shit talked each other in Yiddish.
 
@EyeGuy You have to include the Rebbetzin burka woman in Israel I forgot her name but she was the talk of every jew even among Yemneites in NYC. I think she got charged with child abuse or something but she was arrested. She convinced a large number of Hasidic women to wear burka like clothing and they used to travel in groups in Israel.
I've seen the burka women occasionally but I don't know anything about them.
Might be worth looking up archived posts of Failed Messiah, dude used to document feuds various Hasidim had with each other in Brooklyn, I think the Bobover and Lubavitchers had one that broke out where they shit talked each other in Yiddish.
Failed Messiah is a lolcow himself. He was surviving on disability and living in Section 8 in Minneapolis or somewhere until (allegedly) Shlomo Reichnitz bought out the site as an act of pity. Chaim Shaulson is way better and has been documenting Hareidi retardation since the seventies without being an obnoxious ween like Shmarya. Nowadays, WhatsApp/Telegram is the best source anyway.
 
I've seen the burka women occasionally but I don't know anything about them.
It was a few years ago. She and her followers were pretty much disliked by everyone, frum and non-frum alike, in Israel.
Failed Messiah is a lolcow himself. He was surviving on disability and living in Section 8 in Minneapolis or somewhere until (allegedly) Shlomo Reichnitz bought out the site as an act of pity. Chaim Shaulson is way better and has been documenting Hareidi retardation since the seventies without being an obnoxious ween like Shmarya. Nowadays, WhatsApp/Telegram is the best source anyway.
I did know he has some sort of dispute with some hasids and was autistic but he was the only one that actually documented Brooklyn haredi gossip. I mean I actually lived in both Brooklyn/LES so I knew everyone he gossiped about, and none of this would ever make the local news because it was so localized.
 
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It's probably unfair to say this and I'm sure there are people who will disagree, but Yiddish is really gross language. Just the noises they make sound diseased and contagious. Like Arabic with the flu, but more passive-aggressive and whiny.
yiddish is is an old offshoot of german, from a time long before the german language was formally unified and centralized. back then there were tons of more or less separate regional german languages, yiddish developed from one of those. they also added some hebrew words to it, and later some slavic words as well i think.
 
Ive always had doubts about those jewish conspiracies and the stuff spewed by /pol/.

However the Hasidic jews apparently beleive shit like all goyim are cattle to the T and basically look down on everyone else as lesser races. I would not want them in any positions of power.
The conspiracies are often direct quotes from the Talmud. The Hasids dedicate their lives to the Gemara and if they say it’s okay to cheat the goyim on business, they absolutely will. More secularized Jews hate them but will still close ranks when the goyim start to know too much. One of the reasons why Kiryas Joel gets away with the things they do is that the moment the locals push back, the DOJ swarms in. Basically the whole “they might be retards but they’re our retards” argument.
 
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