Have any of your posts ever been used for random_text.txt?

[Breadbassket]

For those unaware random_text.txt are those random quotes that change in the header area when you go to a different page.

 

[Moths]

I dont even remember which posts were posted to the thread so id likely not even notice if it was

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

I dont even remember which posts were posted to the thread so id likely not even notice if it was

yeah, i dont remember which of my posts are in that thread, but i know my retarded ass well enough to recognize one of my retard takes.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Brother, they have put enough of my posts into random.txt to fill a barge (the thread)

 

[DankSmoker]

Ive been quoted in the thread plenty but the only time I look at the header is when the site is fucked.

 

[Shidoen]

I would be quite honored if my quotes made it to the header but Null can't or won't add a link with the headers so I wouldn't know if I said it or not.

 

[Too Many Catgirls]

Let the smegma flow.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Sure, here's an exhaustive list of my nominations:

LOL Goring introduced coons to Europe so his Great White Hunters could hunt them and they bred out of control and are another "invasive species" the Europoors are freaking out over (that in my opinion is an improvement, coons are great animals). @KiwiFuzz

Mormons have an insatiable lust for Latina poon. @Zero Day Defense

People shoot up schools for the same reason we celebrate Christmas, because it's something we've seen other people do and it seems like a good idea. @KiwiFuzz

(part of a post about the "contagion" theory of mental illness)

I think rape and pillage are pretty badass and I've always wanted to live the life of a seafaring nomad. @Aero the Alcoholic Bat

If your accuracy gets off, you may not be able to shoot as many schoolchildren as you want. @FuckedUp

Fucking Hell. It's called dark humor Mr. G-Man, a joke about needing strict "gun control."

I don't think dinsoaurs had feathers AND IT'S THE JEWS FAULT. @Aunt Carol

Sarcastic response to someone questioning my dinosaur thread in Deep Thoughts.

Stop being a pussy and saying fag-talk. @Unpaid Emotional Labor

I'm proud of this one.

Well my father taught me that women should not shave their pubes, so they should not shave their pubes.

I just put 2 and 2 together about the Jewish part. @Wendy Carter

I have six months of food stockpiled. I will eat that and then I will eat all of you. @Local Fed

With Blacks, lynching could be motivated by accusations of crime, accusations of violating the social order, or just because the White population was agitated and wanted to do an epic gamer moment. @Return of the Freaker

Part of effortpost about Jim Crow

Beat the hell out of your kids with an iron rod.
When the day comes that they beat you down/kill you in your sleep, they are ready for this harsh world. @Aero the Alcoholic Bat

Old religions have the advantage of their dirty laundry being buried under a pile of "no one bothered to write this down" (except when they're explicitly proud of it, like Muhammad for humanely waiting till his wife was all of nine years old instead of deflowering her the instant she came out of the womb). @SSj_Ness

I agree, stop the ZOG occupation of Iowa. @NyQuilninja

(This was in response to someone accidentally saying "Middle West" instead of "Middle East")

I want a special award for getting two random text recommendations in a row. @Meat Target

I dont even remember which posts were posted to the thread so id likely not even notice if it was

Apparently only rich paedophiles can enjoy quality banking nowadays.

Look /pol/ when we said go outside this is not what we meant

(was in reference to a mass shooting)

Wake uP
The kiwiFArns isnt reaL
coMe bacK

Fuck, is there, ill check it out thanks
Edit: Oh god it is worse than I could imagine

(was in reference to some Space Station 13 admin tools, whatever the fuck that is)

The kiwifarms is one thing and one thing only
And that thing is family

I am commander shepard and this is my favourite board on kiwi farms

Moths and retards and autists are drawn like moths to a light, at least when the light is a psychopath with big tits.

(I like that one a lot)

 

[Moths]

Look /pol/ when we said go outside this is not what we meant

(was in reference to a mass shooting)

Lmfao

I do remember that

Moths and retards and autists are drawn like moths to a light, at least when the light is a psychopath with big tits.

(I like that one a lot)

Fuck knows who that is in reference to but it mustve bewn one of my earlier works

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

Every day that you do nothing is another day that little black boys are hunted and butchered for poorly made spiced Italian-American sausages.

fuck me that's horrible.
why is it so funny? it shouldn't be funny but it is