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ChurchOfGodBear said:
I read everything except Sonichu. That shit's boring.
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The only issue of Sonichu I read was 10, the last one, because it was going on concurrently with my saga and I was the focus of half of it.

But otherwise, yeah, that shit is impossible to keep your attention to. To this day people still say "hey remember when X happened in Sonichu" and it's news to me.
 
I've listened to most of of audio that was available ( Kacey calls, prank calls, Alec calls...), and read some of the chats. I bever felt that the CWCki was too A-loggy, the "mean" comes of as humorous, and not all "Chris is worse than Hitler!". As for the videos, most I've watched, but the more disturbing ones I've relied on the transcripts, because there's no way I'm sitting through Cakefarts.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
The only issue of Sonichu I read was 10, the last one, because it was going on concurrently with my saga and I was the focus of half of it.

But otherwise, yeah, that shit is impossible to keep your attention to. To this day people still say "hey remember when X happened in Sonichu" and it's news to me.
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Oh man, Chris would be so mad if he found out that the dastardly copycat Alec Benson Leary never even read the true and original Sonich, the greatest comic of all time.
 
I've never read any Sonichu because it's garbage. But I'm pretty well read with much of the rest of the story, the whole Liquid/Kacey saga being my favorite with just the early e-mails coming in second.
 
Anchuent Christory said:
I personally find it rather difficult to watch a lot of Chris' videos due to the extremely laborious and disjointed way that he talks, they're usually about twice as long as they need to be because it takes him so damn long to say anything. I also pretty much refuse to watch anything disgusting, I have no desire to see Chris drink his own semen.
I prefer transcripts and emails as sources because I can go through them a lot quicker, and my all time favorite collection of Christorical source material is the Megan emails, it's pure, unadulterated Chris, and Megans reactions are that of a real person, not a fabrication, so you can't get any more untainted than that.

As for the cwcki in general, I take a lot of the filler with a grain of salt, I find the straight faced references to the outlandish claims of the trolls such as Clyde Cash's brothers suicide quite amusing, but there's clearly a lot of personal bias in more than a few of the articles.
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Hmm, I could see why you wouldnt want to watch a fat autistic manchild drink his own navy...
 
I've listened to all audio available and have seen probably every video released (yes even the uncensored ones).
I do a lot of cleaning and other work at home, so Chris phone calls will sometimes provide background noise. (No that's not the only thing I will ever listen to, lol.) I think if you've missed out on Chris audio, you're missing out on a lot of the more subtle points of Christory. Remember that Chris doesn't think he's being recorded, so he's speaking to people at his most "natural" i.e. not natural at all because he's a lying idiot and is either trying to one-up someone (Alec calls, Lars call) or seduce someone (Kacey calls).
 
I've read/listen to whatever catches my interest, one being the Father Call. So basically I'm just interested in the stuff where Chris shows his retarded side, gets called out, or does weird shit (I.e. the Julie chat where he did an Uncle Ruckus impression, tried to sing "Don't Trust Them New N****rs Over There" song, expressed his hatred for Asians, and tried to do a Jew impression). As for Sonichu, I've only read excerpts. I tried reading it all at one point but just couldn't get through it.

The CWCki isn't really all that A-Loggy. Granted there are insults thrown at Chris and whatnot (Like how he can't rape a woman because he lacks the strength, or if he showers then his -45% chance of getting a girl would rocket all the way up to 0%), but none of them really call for his death, rape, suicide, castration, torture, etc.
 
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Alec Benson Leary said:
The only issue of Sonichu I read was 10, the last one, because it was going on concurrently with my saga and I was the focus of half of it.

But otherwise, yeah, that shit is impossible to keep your attention to. To this day people still say "hey remember when X happened in Sonichu" and it's news to me.
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HAHHAHAH. Oh my God! Even Alec couldn't make it through that shit! Here I thought I was in the minority. And certainly I would have figured Alec of all people would have read Sonichu in-depth before creating Asperchu. Oh that is classic.

Anyway, as far as going back to the source material. I admit I've been unable to find some of the calls and I've never been able to find the mumbles chats. Most of what I've watched and listened to is stuff on YouTube but even that stuff seems to be periodically taken down as the links from the cwcki no longer seem to work. And some of the more disgusting stuff, yeah I've never watched. I have read through quite a bit of the email exchanges and transcripts of calls when I was unable to find the original audio or video.

But I also don't think I'd call myself an expert on Christory and I've certainly never tried to edit the cwcki.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
The only issue of Sonichu I read was 10, the last one, because it was going on concurrently with my saga and I was the focus of half of it.

But otherwise, yeah, that shit is impossible to keep your attention to. To this day people still say "hey remember when X happened in Sonichu" and it's news to me.
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Mostly this, although I think I might've read most of Sonichu over the years, through people doing youtube readings of it, or having to look up a specific page in the comic.
 
I... probably invested too much time into things looking at the other responses in this thread. I've read and re-read Sonichu, listened to two different audiobook versions of said books, watched just about every video in the CWCVille Library channel on Youtube, and have pretty much the entire Kacey phonecall saved on my hard drive. I also probably listen to the Father Call once per week.

So I dunno... should I be worried about my mental sanity at this point? The elf that lives in the hole beside my desk at work says no, but I don't know if they can be trusted. Bastard promised me tickets to see Jethro Tull in 1974 for that blood sacrifice and they still haven't come through with it.
 
_blank_ said:
I... probably invested too much time into things looking at the other responses in this thread. I've read and re-read Sonichu, listened to two different audiobook versions of said books, watched just about every video in the CWCVille Library channel on Youtube, and have pretty much the entire Kacey phonecall saved on my hard drive. I also probably listen to the Father Call once per week.

So I dunno... should I be worried about my mental sanity at this point? The elf that lives in the hole beside my desk at work says no, but I don't know if they can be trusted. Bastard promised me tickets to see Jethro Tull in 1974 for that blood sacrifice and they still haven't come through with it.
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nah... you're ok man.
 
I listen to all of the mumble chats two years ago when the audio files were stilll up on the cwcki. I've never seen the uncensored version of cwc flying elephants and I haven't seen the sex video's that Chris made for Panda Halo. Does anybody still have any of that content stored on their computer?
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
The only issue of Sonichu I read was 10, the last one, because it was going on concurrently with my saga and I was the focus of half of it.

But otherwise, yeah, that shit is impossible to keep your attention to. To this day people still say "hey remember when X happened in Sonichu" and it's news to me.
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It's by and large unreadable, the synopses on the CWCki make it much clearer.
 
I've read a fair number of emails but I never bothered to listen to most of the phone calls or even watch many of his old videos. The CWCki summaries are usually enough for me. A surprisingly (or maybe not) small amount of Chris "source material" is really essential reading/viewing. And Sonichu? Forget it. Utterly unreadable.
 
I've seen most of the videos, read most of the emails and chats and some of the call transcripts and a few issues pages from sonichu.

As for alogging:
Venusaur said:
I bever felt that the CWCki was too A-loggy, the "mean" comes of as humorous, and not all "Chris is worse than Hitler!".
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I agree with this. I don't recall coming across any article that seemed genuinely alog-ish, most of them seem to be poking fun at things that Chris takes way too seriously.
 
ChrisIsGay said:
I listen to all of the mumble chats two years ago when the audio files were stilll up on the cwcki. I've never seen the uncensored version of cwc flying elephants and I haven't seen the sex video's that Chris made for Panda Halo. Does anybody still have any of that content stored on their computer?
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http://cwckiforums.com/threads/any-lost-material.2745/page-4#post-162354

The link there worked for me a couple weeks ago. I have a local copy if it doesn't work in the future for some reason.
 
I went through pretty much everything with the exception of Sonichu (Good job Chris, I was able to see your more disgusting videos but still I cant stomach your magnus opus...) and mumble chats, wich I find mostly boring (Still, I've read some parts of some of them if something on the summary catched my eye, but never bothered with the audio I think)

About calls, emails, videos or whatever, I think I have seen 98% of them.
 
I've seen all the videos except the sex ones.
I've not read any emails or mumble transcripts, unless it was specifically pointed out (like the autism speaks representative).
I have listened to every call, except the Kacey calls (excluding "the end for real" and "father call").
I have read Sonichu 0 via the redraw, and seen some of the more infamous parts on the CWCki and over here.
I've also listened to Chris' audiobooks, I think while playing games.
 
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