Have you ever attempted or SUCCeeded to suck your own dick?

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Neck and rib injuries, anyone?

 

[JethroTullamore]

I’m much too fat. But I’d do it if I could.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I heard a kid in high school the year below me could do it. Never really cared to verify that information.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

See for yourself

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[JethroTullamore]

below me

Hehehehe

 

[Lone MacReady]

Yeah I saw that episode of nip/tuck too.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

Kinda gay NGL

 

[Ozul]

That sounds fucking gay.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Never had to: I was getting my dick sucked since the time I was five.

 

[Shidoen]

No but in the position you usually do it I did a sonic roll which was cooler.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Never had to: I was getting my dick sucked since the time I was five.

Do you still keep in contact with your Priest?

 

[byuu]

No, I'm still working on getting my dick up my own ass.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Do you still keep in contact with your Priest?

Jealous much?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Why do you all want to suck dick this much?

 

[Nod Flenders]

Why the fuck would you want to know?