Have you ever got in an argument with your dad and told him "My dick is bigger than yours!"

[BrunoMattei]

Asking for a friend.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Yeah.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Why wait until an argument?

 

[KittyGremlin]

Next time I will

 

[The Cunting Death]

 

[Megaroad 2012]

We whipped them out and furiously masturbated to see who was the biggest, yes.

 

[Caesare]

No, because it wouldn't be true.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

No but I have gotten into an argument with your dad and told him "my dick is bigger than yours."

Spoiler

It was not.

 

[The Magnificence]

I never had to say it, he knew firsthand.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

If any of us had dad we wouldn't be on Kiwi Farms.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

No because my dad went to get milk like 10 years ago

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

No. He'd smack me for cussing.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

If a woman gets into an argument with her mother, would she say
"MY VAGINA IS DEEPER THAN YOURS"?

 

[BrunoMattei]

If a woman gets into an argument with her mother, would she say
"MY VAGINA IS DEEPER THAN YOURS"?

No dingus, she'd say "I give better blowjobs than you!' Duh.

 

[Iron Hamster]

 

[Shidoen]

No, I’m not retarded ️.