Have you ever gotten arrested?

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I tried to turn myself in for being criminally good-looking once but they just laughed at me. Fucking fascists.
 
I am very ashamed to admit that, despite the badass roguish persona I present online, I have never once been in any sort of trouble with the law and the most trouble I have ever been in was the one time I was sent to the principal’s office in first grade because I threw a tantrum about doing homework.

I am but a sad, law-abiding, orderly man.
 
not an arrest, but last year I had a baffling encounter with the cops at Wakefield Kirkgate station
I was waiting on the platform when a couple of transport coppers came up (they have a base somewhere nearby, and aren't usually on the station itself) and asked me "are you waiting for [a train just about to leave]?"
I said, truthfully, "no, I'm waiting for [another train due in 20 minutes' time, that went somewhere else]," and then they just went away
it was all very odd, to this day I can't figure out what was going on there
 
Few close calls as a teen, mostly for scrapping, but I was fortunate (and fast) enough to avoid getting pinched.
I did get pulled in and questioned once, about an incident where a kid broke his arm but fortunately, every witness' version of events tallied with mine (legitimately, I might add), so it came to nothing.
 
An Sionnach Seang said:
not an arrest, but last year I had a baffling encounter with the cops at Wakefield Kirkgate station
I was waiting on the platform when a couple of transport coppers came up (they have a base somewhere nearby, and aren't usually on the station itself) and asked me "are you waiting for [a train just about to leave]?"
I said, truthfully, "no, I'm waiting for [another train due in 20 minutes' time, that went somewhere else]," and then they just went away
it was all very odd, to this day I can't figure out what was going on there
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A cop once pulled me over when I was walking to the ATM at night to go to the store. He asked what I was doing there, I said I was getting money to go shopping, then they just left. Weird.
 
Only got stopped by a cop once only because I went through a scary two lane traffic circle during morning rush hour. Got off with a warning though because I didn't go through the area often.
 
No, but I once got a summons for trespassing as a teenager. Real wild child here.
 
Yeah, I once was at an Arby's eating a trashburger while drunk on Makers Mark when a female cop told me I had to leave because I was emitting a pungent odor that was wafting into the kitchen and spoiling the food. I got pissed and swung at her, but she dodged and took me down.

Was complete bullshit, she was only like 120 lbs and I was pushing 300 at the time. The judge gave me some time behind bars and told me I needed to work on my alcohol problem and I'm an addict (its not tru!). Anyway, all is good now, I host a stream that gets a respectable 50-100 viewers every showing and am alpha as fuck.
 
CharlesFosterOffdensen said:
Yeah, I once was at an Arby's eating a trashburger while drunk on Makers Mark when a female cop told me I had to leave because I was emitting a pungent odor that was wafting into the kitchen and spoiling the food. I got pissed and swung at her, but she dodged and took me down.

Was complete bullshit, she was only like 120 lbs and I was pushing 300 at the time. The judge gave me some time behind bars and told me I needed to work on my alcohol problem and I'm an addict (its not tru!). Anyway, all is good now, I host a stream that gets a respectable 50-100 viewers every showing and am alpha as fuck.
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Did you ever solve your drinking problem?
 
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