have you ever peed so hard it made your dick tip hurt?

Sort by date Sort by votes
one time i did a Bigpee so hard it felt like a small acid had been introduced to my meatus edge
 
Upvote 0 Downvote
i like biting small sections off of a full row of Pull-n-Peel® Twizzlers© and pretending they are miniature bundles of old-timey dynamite, I am a great big giant beast and I eat the dynamite but I am so big and powerful that I cant even feel it exploding inside. The people on the ground are terrified because of how ineffective their ruse of tricking me into eating the dynamite was, and I laugh at them loud enough to explode their hearts within their chests
 
  • Informative
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Suikafag, Plantation Barbie and SofondaCox
Upvote 0 Downvote
Cats said:
i like biting small sections off of a full row of Pull-n-Peel® Twizzlers© and pretending they are miniature bundles of old-timey dynamite, I am a great big giant beast and I eat the dynamite but I am so big and powerful that I cant even feel it exploding inside. The people on the ground are terrified because of how ineffective their ruse of tricking me into eating the dynamite was, and I laugh at them loud enough to explode their hearts within their chests
Click to expand...
Isn't your penis shaped like a big twizzler? Are you sure you're not just simulating your fantasy of tearing apart your cock?
 
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • DRINK!
Reactions: Suikafag, Mesh Gear Fox, Cats and 1 other person
Upvote 0 Downvote
I once coomed so hard I pulled a muscle in my back.
1612732607198417.png
 
  • Informative
Reactions: Mesh Gear Fox and Suikafag
Upvote 0 Downvote
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back