Have you ever put your dick in crazy and why? - We all make mistakes in the heat of passion, Jimbo. -Hugh Neutron

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Back in the day my buddy and I would go over to his girlfriend's apartment every weekend because she had cable television and we would all watch the Adult Swim cartoons together. Back when it was Sealab and Aqua Teen and Space Ghost.

I was sitting on one end of the couch, my buddy was sitting in the recliner, and his girlfriend was sitting on the other end of the couch. She has a blanket and tells me to put it over my lap as she lays down to "get more comfortable". She begins rubbing my crotch with her foot. My friend is engrossed in the show and doesn't know his girlfriend is giving me a footjob right next to him. "This is an awkward situation," I think to myself.

"Baby, can you go to the liquor store for me?" she asks my friend. "But I'm watching Space Ghost..." "Please, baby? I love you!"

So he reluctantly gets up and goes to the store. As soon as he leaves, she says, "Do you want a hand job?"

What a dilemma. My friend's girlfriend just propositioned me. My brain was telling me that this is a bad idea. So I whipped my dick out.

Afterwards she asks me if I want to move in with her. Another bad idea, so I say yes. When my buddy gets back from the store, she informs him that I've decided to move in with her to "help with rent".

So I move in and one day we were drinking and hanging out. "Here, take these pills," she told me. So I take a few pills and then ask, "What were those?" "Sleeping pills, tee hee".

I passed out and when I came to, she had cut my arm with an X-acto knife and was drinking my blood.

I was pretty upset about it so the next day I kidnapped her cat and drove out to the woods and let it go.

This made her upset so she told her boyfriend what I did. "Why did you steal my girlfriend's cat? You should be nice to her."

So I told him, "You know I'm sleeping with your girlfriend, right?" Well, he didn't take that news very well and when he confronted the girl, she told him that I raped her. The only reason she didn't go to the cops was because she liked me and didn't want me to go to jail.

For some reason that guy stopped wanting to be my friend anymore.
 
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I've put my dick in crazy quite a few times, while some have been on the upper levels and a few on the lower levels, the most disgusting example I can think of is this time visiting a friend (we're going back to 2014/15) and a mutual friend was definitely down to get dicked, but a few people told me not to because she was kind of weird and crazy, I didn't listen. A couple days after we had sex, we were at a beach, we decided to go for a walk before heading back and getting a bite to eat but when we reached a spot where there was nobody around she told me to hold on and then proceeded to pee on my leg. When I asked what the fuck she was doing, she laughed and jokingly said she was a dog and marked me as hers so I couldn't sleep with anybody else. I had to go into the water to rinse off my leg and then go back to my hotel to take a shower.

I still really really fucking regret not listening to the guy I consider my brother to this very day.
 
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Anyone ever go this far? Just...watch until about halfway through and look at her face. Anyone ever slept with someone this crazy?

The closest to crazy I've slept with was a girl who used crack for weight loss.
 
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