Have you ever wondered who is actually on the Internet? - Who is the person on the other side of the computer chatting with you?

Every last one of you is a fed, except for me. I failed the elementary-school MKULTRA pre-screening by being too much of an autistic sperg and being bad at math.
 
No, it's not like it'd be useful to me, even when I meet them in real life. That being said......

This is why I learned not to listen to anyone on the internet seriously.

This is the right approach.
 
The internet is just you and my billions of sock accounts getting into schizo arguments with each other.
 
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