Have you had a near death experience? - Maybe NSFL.

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

The guacamole had fucking peanuts in it. What the fuck?

 

[BrunoMattei]

I've had a few.

 

[Tims]

The only one that really comes to mind is when I was a dumb little kid they had drains with grates on them in my street that you could just open because no one thought it would be a good idea to maybe lock these so stupid retards such as myself cant open them. They go down at least 12 - 16 feet and they are just big enough for a kid to fit down but not swim out...

Suffice to say I opened a load them was doing dumb kid things then fell right into one. My parents were in the house so the only reason I didn't drown in literal sewage is because in my tard flailing I shot my arms out to my side and stopped my fall. Then had to get help to be pulled out.

Moral of the story, don't be a retard and fall down drains that you opened.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Have had a gun pointed at me several times.