HAVING FUN - 3/31/2018

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- 10:19min vid, 5 ads
ATTENTION: if you don't care to watch a child scream for 6+ minutes, skip this video.
- the white stuff is seen on her upper lip from the very beginning. During the few secs she has the camera on her face, it's also seen on her lower lip and sides of her tongue. Amber seems to know there is something odd with her mouth - she only spent 38 secs with the phone pointing to her, and she was turning her face sideways and trying to keep the camera above her, like she was trying to hide something.
- Let me get this straight. Becky is going to her mom's house, but Amber will be staying with Becky's sister because "Twinkie's been super nervous about going over there". So staying in her own home isn't an option? *
- The kiuuuuute deodorant, which she'll probably end up using as a lip balm. Gears in my head start moving...could it be that she has already done so? It would explain the white stuff on her lips.
- Explanation about Twinkie's anxiety and why she has to stay at Becky's sister's house. Ends by saying she also wants to go on younow. It might just be Amber's convoluted away of saying things, but it sure sounds like one of the reasons for her to go to Becky's sister is to use the internet there. But she said in another video that she can't use Wi Fi there and that her "data don't work there".
- Amber shows the inside of her backpack. It doesn't look like a mini backpack to me. It's also very empty: I saw what I think is an ugly wallet, a pair of sunglasses tossed in with no protection and a bottle of pills.
- Cut to Amber sitting inside the car and Becky carrying Twinkie to it. Twinkie has a sad look on her face. Amberism of the day: "look at the poor twank".
- I've never mentioned this before, but it always blows my mind how much stuff they pack in the car every time they go to the sister's house. Every time I see that two questions come to mind: 1. Is there no trunk in that car? and 2. How can you bring so much crap with you and forget to bring a change of clothes?
- I like to point out that the poor dog will go on the floor. There is a boatload of crap on the back seat. If Becky hits the brake hard, Twinkie all those bags will fall on top of her.
- Oh, fancy! There is now a cut scene animation saying "next day". It's the same stupid whip sound and image as the one in the beginning of the video.
- Amber coming down 2 steps on the porch. She puts one foot down one step, brings the other foot to the same step and repeat. Is out of breath by the time she gets to the pavement.
- Informs us they're picking up brat Brady and going to an all you can eat pizza place. I'll avoid going for the low hanging fruit here.
- The beginning of the next scene is very odd. Amber shows Becky entering the pizza joint and she Asks Amber is she brought Brady (or did you bring everything. It's hard to tell, but odd either way).
- As soon as Brady walks in he mentions the "fun games here". Next scene is Amber trying to insert a $5.00 bill in the machine, which she makes sure we all get to see. Such a generous person...
- Proceeds to place two tokens on a machine that isn't plugged on.
- Riveting content of Brady playing "basketball" for half a minute. Reminds me of another video where Destiny is playing "basketball" with another child.
- I'm skipping this. Child whose volume button is stuck to high and Amber waddling behind as they spend 5 dollars isn't something I'm willing to watch.
- Well...what do you know? That is it for the video. FYI, Brady in the arcade starts at 2:38 with Amber buying tokens. The call out comment starts at 8:25.
- I'm also not sitting here to watch her read another ass-patter, so no blow-by-blow of the comment section.


* When Amber first moved in Becky would drive her to Rafe's house where she would spend days. Now, when Becky goes to visit her mom, she stays with Becky's sister. Makes me wonder if the "no leaving Amber by herself in the house" rule is back in effect.
 
That deodorant is the perfect example of stupid shit Al wastes money on. This deodorant costs $4.97 and weighs .5 ounces. A regular stick of Secret deodorant costs $4.97 and weighs 2.6 ounces.


How long do you think that little .5 ounces lasts for her when covering her entire armpits?
 
I'm not watching unless there's a weigh in. Is there a weigh in?
No, but I swear she said there was an "all you can eat pizza" place at the gaming center. She didn't vlog that part, although we say Becky immediately go up to the counter. Look for a "I fucked up guys, but it's not my fault - that little shit Brady wanted to go there".
 
- Amber coming down 2 steps on the porch. She puts one foot down one step, brings the other foot to the same step and repeat. Is out of breath by the time she gets to the pavement.
Alright, which redneck told her to stop filming outside their house. She's now been pointing the camera down in a couple videos that she's filmed there. Maybe they sat her down and explained that they don't want their house on blast like that. AL should let them know it's too late and she's shown 55 thousand people where their house is. Not trying to provoke them because I doubt any of us care about where they live, but we're not all 55k subscribers. Someone might, and it's sad that AL has put them on blast like that.

And hey, that was four stairs. Give the gorl some credit!
 
No, but I swear she said there was an "all you can eat pizza" place at the gaming center. She didn't vlog that part, although we say Becky immediately go up to the counter. Look for a "I fucked up guys, but it's not my fault - that little shit Brady wanted to go there".

Yeah, looking at the welcome mat its Gatti's Pizza which appears to be a chain like Incredible Pizza Company, or Chuck E Cheese.
 
No, but I swear she said there was an "all you can eat pizza" place at the gaming center. She didn't vlog that part, although we say Becky immediately go up to the counter. Look for a "I fucked up guys, but it's not my fault - that little shit Brady wanted to go there".
They've been to that place without a kid before, with Eric and Rickie.
 
They've been to that place without a kid before, with Eric and Rickie.
Ahh yes, the wonderful triple date where they let the kids stand on the machines to play the games. It's so sick how they all dragged poor AL to the pizza place then and now, don't they know she doesn't even like pizza?! Thanks for the reminder gorl. Good times.
 
As if she ever actually lifts her arms to apply deodorant. If she did, she'd vlog it and call it exercise.


Maybe it's used for under her fupa. Don't know if she can reach down there so like Becky has to put on the mini backpack she has to apply deodorant on AL's fupa, maybe to make it easier to go down there.
 
"Hey Hippo, what are ya doin'‽"
"Are you talking to the animals?"
Dead silence

You must have it wrong. He's respectful and has manners. Like that time he called his mom a buttface (or something like that) when AL said they were all about to go pick Becky's sister up.
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Wow, wonder why Twinkie has such bad car anxiety. Couldn't possibly be because they just throw her on the floor in the back seat /sneed
AL is too massive to hold her dog in her lap in the car, and can't even sit in the back to help comfort her. Poor dog. I'd be terrified of cars too if I had to ride on the floor.


My dog had car anxiety when she was a puppy, even threw up on her first visit to the vet. Whenever we went somewhere we would just hold her & she would relax and now she doesn’t have it at all. AL claims to be such a good fur mama and love her babies so much but can’t drop elbees for her pets
 
Secret and EOS didn't need to make two very different items come in basically the same package. Do I smell the new and improved Tide Pod challenge?

If AL wanted to be economical and cute she coulda waddled up to the travel size section of Wally World and got a deodorant for a dollar if she really needed a separate one. AL is a sucker for these gimmicky expensive ass wasteful products and for that, Proctor and Gamble/Johnson and Johnson love her.

Anyway... that's enough :autistic: rambling
 
My dog had car anxiety when she was a puppy, even threw up on her first visit to the vet. Whenever we went somewhere we would just hold her & she would relax and now she doesn’t have it at all. AL claims to be such a good fur mama and love her babies so much but can’t drop elbees for her pets

Yeah, car anxiety for pets is definitely real but there are steps a pet owner can take to make it a little easier for their pets - steps Amber is not taking. I find it hard to believe they fill their trunk AND back seat with so much shit for just a 2-3 day trip. If A doesn't wanna lose the weight (she doesnt) the least she could do is not pack so much stuff so that she can sit in the back, with Twinkie in the seat next to her to calm her. Anything but put that poor baby on the floor on a potty pad.
 
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