HAVING FUN - 3/31/2018

[neckyhamhock]

It's a smart rule if you don't want her to eat every last bit of food in the house.

She really needs someone to force her to lose weight. She is essentially stuck at home unless someone drives her somewhere, they need to padlock the fucking fridge and cabinets and feed her portioned amounts of food. She needs to get up and do something constructive, she eats so fucking much becase 1. she's greedy, and 2. she's fucking bored because she does NOTHING all day long. She's not taking control of her life, someone else needs to.

 

[89elbees]

So... Amberlynn isn't allowed to be in the house alone, and she thinks carrying around deodorant everywhere she goes is a thing normal people do.

This bitch is almost 30

 

[classtrash]

So... Amberlynn isn't allowed to be in the house alone, and she thinks carrying around deodorant everywhere she goes is a thing normal people do.

This bitch is almost 30

But she isn't carrying it around everywhere. They're clearly traveling to Becky's sisters house. She NEEDS travel deodorant because obviously a normal deodorant can't travel. It just can't! So what if the little thing of deodorant will only last her fupa and chub rub scent a day or so, it's TRAVEL! Silly!

ouch my head.

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

I wonder if Amber is going to Becky's sister's house because someone has to watch Brady. Becky can't do it so Amber is doing it for her. We've all speculated that babysitting her nephews is Becky's new job.

 

[497]

She said at the end about not going to the movies because her and Becky spend 24/7 together expect when they are at work. Doesn't Becky stay up all night with AL watching DVDs and coloring? If it's babysitting they are still together 24/7. Uber was ruled out since there is none in their area. What about Lyft?

 

[Rotogravure]

She said at the end about not going to the movies because her and Becky spend 24/7 together expect when they are at work. Doesn't Becky stay up all night with AL watching DVDs and coloring? If it's babysitting they are still together 24/7. Uber was ruled out since there is none in their area. What about Lyft?

Lyft is in that area, yes. Zoom in Somerset is between Science Hill and Burnside lower rightish side. Monticello is also in the covered area.

 

[Xenomorph]

Lyft is in that area, yes. Zoom in Somerset is between Science Hill and Burnside lower rightish side. Monticello is also in the covered area.

So our gorl has no trouble running errands herself if she had to

 

[89elbees]

Anyone else find it ironic that there's a place called Science Hill in Kentucky?

 

[Xenomorph]

Yeah, car anxiety for pets is definitely real but there are steps a pet owner can take to make it a little easier for their pets - steps Amber is not taking. I find it hard to believe they fill their trunk AND back seat with so much shit for just a 2-3 day trip. If A doesn't wanna lose the weight (she doesnt) the least she could do is not pack so much stuff so that she can sit in the back, with Twinkie in the seat next to her to calm her. Anything but put that poor baby on the floor on a potty pad.

Maybe they are slowly moving into Becky's Sister's house.

 

[harrytaco]

It's petty, but that car is filthy if she is a lyft driver. Plus that passenger seat has got to stink.

 

[YouTubeyStar]

But she isn't carrying it around everywhere. They're clearly traveling to Becky's sisters house. She NEEDS travel deodorant because obviously a normal deodorant can't travel. It just can't! So what if the little thing of deodorant will only last her fupa and chub rub scent a day or so, it's TRAVEL! Silly!

ouch my head.

I get so much secondhand embarrassment whenever Amber preens about ~travel~ and ~packin her bags~. You're just staying overnight at a nearby relative's house (not even her relative).

 

[Assgardian]

Oh man, the dislike ratio is out of control.

 

[Optimus Prime]

She really needs someone to force her to lose weight. She is essentially stuck at home unless someone drives her somewhere, they need to padlock the fucking fridge and cabinets and feed her portioned amounts of food. She needs to get up and do something constructive, she eats so fucking much becase 1. she's greedy, and 2. she's fucking bored because she does NOTHING all day long. She's not taking control of her life, someone else needs to.

Trick her into thinking she's won an all expenses paid vacation.

Dump her ass at one of those weight loss boot camps - the more military esque the better.

 

[Rotogravure]

Trick her into thinking she's won an all expenses paid vacation.

Dump her ass at one of those weight loss boot camps - the more military esque the better.

Hey Gorl! You won an all expenses paid trip to Bora Bora!

 

[Optimus Prime]

Hey Gorl! You won an all expenses paid trip to Bora Bora!
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Perfection.

 

[Xenomorph]

 

[Malibougie]

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It took me a second to see it!

I don’t think she is going to be able to walk much longer. When she stands with feet more than shoulder width apart, the place where her thighs...no, I guess calves- Wait I don’t think she has calves. ...Anyway, the place where her leg blobs meet when she is standing like this appears to be not more than a foot off of the ground.

Can you imagine an average sized person walking around like they have a horse between their legs all of the time? That AND having everything rubbing against each other? Our gorl is probably in a lot more pain than she leads on. I think she has gotten to the point where she can’t go on adventures in Kentucky outside of Walmart and Texas Roadhouse. She is on the other side now where it’s getting to be too big of a burden to move. This is extremely dangerous territory. Yet she still eats terribly and is our dainty princess

 

[Broken Pussy]

Anyone else find it ironic that there's a place called Science Hill in Kentucky?

No. It was founded by a geologist.

Unless you’re the type of person who finds stereotypical “x state does y things, how does this compute” jokes funny. Which clearly you are. So carry on, I suppose.

Next up, North Carolina is in the South! Irony!

 

[Bananasaurus]

I wonder if Amber is going to Becky's sister's house because someone has to watch Brady.

I think it's much more likely that she's going to Becky's sister's house because someone has to watch Ambaby.

 

[DonaldChump]

Am I the only one who gets like, kind of, really depressed over her video titles? Not like, depressed, but they just make me feel sad for her.

It's always like "HAVING FUN" or "LOVING LIFE" and it's like, who the fuck are you trying to kid--yourself? I dont think normal people categorize just hanging out in that way, like you go to fucking Chuck E Cheese or whatever, you say "I went to Chuck E Cheese", not like "OMG SLAYING LIFE IN THE BALL PIT AT CHUCKIE CHEESE!" I dunno, it's just, so weird to me. It rubs me wrong, it seems so unnatural.